We want to share an important update with our Betfair Community users.
Over the coming months, the Betfair Community platform will be winding down. The final active day for the platform will be December 21st. From December 22nd, users will no longer be able to access the platform.
Your discussions, insights, engagement, and, most importantly, feedback have helped shape the platform and guided innovation. Your feedback continues to be important to us, and we will continue to listen via our dedicated feedback channels, as well as through product testing and innovations.
To share your feedback and experience, visit: https://support.betfair.com/app/home
Chit Chat
There is currently 1 person viewing this thread.
I think the forum needs this kind of thread, non-gambling related bragging only please as we (unfortunately) have plenty of after-timing gambling winning threads
I will start with the fact that I got a hole in one at golf last week at the 12th on my local Course, my first ever.
I will start with the fact that I got a hole in one at golf last week at the 12th on my local Course, my first ever.
sort by:
Show
per page
Replies: 116
|
By:
I'll start with the big one then:
This morning I had a complete non-wiper - I mean I wiped anyway, who wouldn't, but it turned out I needn't have. |
|
By:
i swatted a fly with my hand about 20 minutes ago.
|
|
By:
RIP little fly
 |
|
By:
A ghost poo then Ken?
Still much better than Hot Sticky Tar or the dreaded Lincoln Log! |
|
By:
Most unseemly.
|
|
By:
And much better if the gorgeous Jan fancied a spot of rimming
 |
|
By:
Before the days of speed cameras along the A2 and in Blackwall Tunnel, I was 'gunning it'
'It' was a 1963 3.8 MK2 manual change Jaguar, and I got from Yalding (Kent) to East Ham Town Hall in 29 minutes and 52 seconds. If you did it now, you'd pick up at least 20 speed camera fines along the way. |
|
By:
having more money than sense and with plenty of spare time on my hands, I recently arranged for a post box to be installed in a bridge on the Thames in Berks; consequently causing much bemusement among local folk and even the Royal Mail.
One of my better practical jokes I'm thinking.  |
|
By:
I've not pi55ed myself for ages
|
|
By:
I got up to 138 mph on the M6 toll rd, enough to see off a boy racer in his RS Escort who fancied a go, after which I moved to the middle lane and allowed him to pass.
|
|
By:
I got a hole in one as well...on a par 4, my only ever albatross. Two holes later I sliced the same ball out of bounds never to be found again.
|
|
By:
In 1970,when I was aged 20 and Allan Wells(MBE),the 1980 Olympic 100m Gold medal winner was aged 18,I once had to give him 4 metres start in a 200m handicap race.Back in those days Athletics in Scotland revolved around the Highlands Games scene where nearly all of the races were handicaps.Neither of us won,btw.
|
|
By:
I beat a multiple World Darts Champion, at Darts, in a best of one-leg match.
|
|
By:
10 inches
|
|
By:
I've stroked over 500 cats.
|
|
By:
I have 33 ice lollies in my freezer:
18 Tesco Everyday Value 6 Strawberry Flavoured Splits 8 Tesco Real Fruit Splits 5 Refreshers 2 Peppa Pigs |
|
By:
I've written a lion romantic comedy in Spanish and it's got a poem in it.
|
|
By:
I've sang with Robbie Williams and Liam Gallagher, live, in front of a crowd.
|
|
By:
all on special offer no doubt.
 |
|
By:
Decent lad is our Robbie.
|
|
By:
He was good in Mork and Mindy.
|
|
By:
.
|
|
By:
 |
|
By:
Can I just quickly do a bit of 'oneupmanship' on Tommy and mention I've actually met and had my photo taken with Peppa Pig?
|
|
By:
Hahaha!
Indeed you can Alun! |
|
By:
All at regular prices, kenny, other than the 2 remaining Peppa Pigs (which were half price when I bought the box of 6).
|
|
By:
And Tommy, your name didn't come up at all. She's clearly NEVER even heard of you
|
|
By:
Very funny!
|
|
By:
Tommy my friend, a fat lot of good your crazed Peppa Pig ice lolly buying did you eh? You won't ingratiate yourself with the gentle but doomed Pig with those antics.
If I were you, I'd take them back ASAP and ask to exchange them for a few half-decent Jubblies. |
|
By:
Nah, I'll stick with the Piggy wiggies, Alun. They're strawberry ice cream and just enough when you just want a smidgeon of ice cream - especially strawberry flavoured ice cream.
They're actually in the shape of Peppa Pig too - which is a bit of a novelty! |
|
By:
mmmmm, they sound lovely TT. I'll phone her later and ask for a box to be sent to me 'on approval', although I imagine she'll just issue some high-powered instruction to some lackey to get them to me ASAP by Fedex. For God's sake I'm not the sort of man who can be expected to traipse out to Mr Patel's mini-market to buy ice lollies.
|
|
By:
Hahaha!
|
|
By:
slippy ,I done the same its a hard hole the 4th at bognor crazy golf
 As for big the fact that is a 9 hole golf course has been omitted imo  I did actually hit a hole in one on a 70 yd pitch an putt hole ,reloaded and then hit another ball to within 1 foot we all thought it had gone in |
|
By:
I've met and chatted with Pele
end of thread- no one can top that |
|
By:
I batted with Sunil Gavavskar, he ran me out for nought much to the amusement of my team mates.
|
|
By:
I rode a Derby winner, .................I was Lesters cell mate.
|
|
By:
Sorry Lester,
 |
|
By:
If I can mix my sports I must confess that as Big Issue and Slippy were scoring their holes in one I was riding their popsy's and also potting the brown.
|
|
By:
I don't know if it can be classed as a brag but when at Uni I gave a speech as president of the law society and I had The Director Of Public Prosecutions sat next to me on the left (lovely lady) and the top Law Lord in the country on my right (miserable cnunt) and I was absolutely shiit faced.
|