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when both were offered an amazing perk
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provided they didn't shirk
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on taking it in turns with Pauline Quirk
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"I'm assigning you Dilbert" he said with a smirk
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Then the Scots fairy godmother pulled out a dirk
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with contempt for those who shirk
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Threatened to skewer the pointy-haired berk
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In sunny Scotland, outside a kirk
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stood a naked young lady in a strange costume
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Who sat her arse upon a broom
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the mystery deepened after everything became clear
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She had bells on her toes and flowers in her hair
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She wasn't an artist, she wasn't a seer,
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Unique in every way just like everyone else
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They hugged each other when they got back to work(US),very strange.
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as they talked nonsense because it was the only subject they knew anything about
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then the ogre's green head emerged from the pit.
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tempted by a fair maiden offering freshly made egg custards
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the seal of the LION had been stamped on each egg
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with bacon and
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a side order of fries
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and a large Cumberland sausage
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purchased from the shop round the corner in error
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, a small village near the town of random
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where everyone got lost in a labyrinth of
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crossword clues set by
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Amarel and the PdLuz detective squad.
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who saw Gerry arguing with plod
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while Kate clearly didn't give a sod
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So they both went to see the pope who spoke directly to god
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but god said 'I'm not here to help sinners..
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but we`re new to this we`re only beginners
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is it to be just private detectives and lawyers are winners?
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whilst they eat expensive dinners
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I hope Kate don't get any thinner
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because Gerry might bin her
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and a knife he'd stick in 'er
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whilst founding a fund
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to see the pope
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I hate this thread.
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