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23 Aug 13
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Bit harsh on Pol Pot, he told a cracking Knock Knock gag.
I'm sure Mugabe and Jo Stalin had their moments too, but can't disagree with the other fella'
ive heard that hitler did a wicked charlie chaplin impression. not convinced until i see it though.
Chit Chat stalwarts Lenny Henry and Russell Howard will be along shortly, but I'd like to nominate Andy Parsons. I bet there's been more amusing autopsy's than one of his gigs.
is sean lock funny? i used to like him. now he just annoys me. not sure if its me, or hes just got less funny.
I like Sean Lock, but he is guilty of the Jimmy Carr tell a gag and look to the audience until they laugh routine rather too often.
Andy Parons is a good shout, i'd also add
Jeff Dunham - being a ventriloquist, and not even a very good one at that, not sure he really counts, but he's sh1te anyway, so worthy of a mention. His success is a complete mystery.
Peter Kay - he's got away with murder, off the back of an hours worth of material that's nearly 15 years old. Should have got the jail for Max and Paddy. Which leads me on to.......
Paddy F'cking McGuiness - Abysmal, f'cking abysaml
Greg Davies - Watching him flounder as the audience inevitably loses interest during every one of his stand up shows, is actually quite painful.
Jeff Dunham - being a ventriloquist, and not even a very good one at that, not sure he really counts, but he's sh1te anyway, so worthy of a mention. His success is a complete mystery.
Peter Kay - he's got away with murder, off the back of an hours worth of material that's nearly 15 years old. Should have got the jail for Max and Paddy. Which leads me on to.......
Paddy F'cking McGuiness - Abysmal, f'cking abysaml
Greg Davies - Watching him flounder as the audience inevitably loses interest during every one of his stand up shows, is actually quite painful.
If there is anyone less funny, in the history of the cosmos, than Simon Amstell, I will eat my own hand.
Andy Parsons has 'unfunny bones', his material is OK, it just sounds like he's trying to be a cockernee and it's offputting.
Peter Kay was pretty good. But it's observational stuff, and that runs dry when you stop...observing stuff. I could live with Max and Paddy but that X Factor piss take didn't work.
Paddy McGuiness I don't think is a comedian. He's vaguely likable, in a Northern way. Like Vernon Kay.
Greg Davies is already. If you don't like him why attend all his stand-up shows? He's one of relatively few successful stand-ups, actors.
Sean Lock is at his best when he loses it. Reminds me a bit of Bill Bailey when he was asked a question about 'Loose Women' and replied "I can't STAND THOSE BITCHES'. a sentiment I think we've all had.
Peter Kay was pretty good. But it's observational stuff, and that runs dry when you stop...observing stuff. I could live with Max and Paddy but that X Factor piss take didn't work.
Paddy McGuiness I don't think is a comedian. He's vaguely likable, in a Northern way. Like Vernon Kay.
Greg Davies is already. If you don't like him why attend all his stand-up shows? He's one of relatively few successful stand-ups, actors.
Sean Lock is at his best when he loses it. Reminds me a bit of Bill Bailey when he was asked a question about 'Loose Women' and replied "I can't STAND THOSE BITCHES'. a sentiment I think we've all had.
Michael McIntyre takes some beating.
Please tell me this is available on DVD?
Please tell me this is available on DVD?
Any good film recommendations G2D ? How you doing ? Not seen you post for a while ?
Fine thanks MM. Hows yerself and the baseball?
Yep - I Wish. A delightful Japanese film..
Yep - I Wish. A delightful Japanese film..
I`m not too bad now G2D, thanks, but have not been very well recently.
Being doing ok at the Baseball mate and been investing winnings on the 49ers for SB. Bet them @ 100/1 2 years ago and they should have won and last year too. Beat themselves on both occasions. Should have laid off on both occasions but was very confident and got greedy. No mistakes this year and If they don`t win this time I`ll be gobsmacked
Thanks for the film recommendations. I shall buy them now, knowing what a good judge you are.
I`ve been watching my Kurosawa collection again this week and really enjoyed them!
You take care and good luck with the nags later today!
Good night
Being doing ok at the Baseball mate and been investing winnings on the 49ers for SB. Bet them @ 100/1 2 years ago and they should have won and last year too. Beat themselves on both occasions. Should have laid off on both occasions but was very confident and got greedy. No mistakes this year and If they don`t win this time I`ll be gobsmacked
Thanks for the film recommendations. I shall buy them now, knowing what a good judge you are.
I`ve been watching my Kurosawa collection again this week and really enjoyed them!
You take care and good luck with the nags later today!
Good night
Well i hope what ever ailed you has gone, MM.
Glad your baseball luck has returned though.
Ahhh Mr Kurowsawa, now there was a man of film...
Night mucker, and keep thy chin up..
Glad your baseball luck has returned though.
Ahhh Mr Kurowsawa, now there was a man of film...
Night mucker, and keep thy chin up..
No chance...I believe I win by a country mile by suggesting the least funny person on the planet in 10.000 years...ladies and gentleme, boys and girls, I give you HARRY HILL.
Has to be Sundancekid when he posted his jokes on the forum
Billy i spend half the fckn time laughing at how fckn funny i am Connolly
Hitler not funny?
Have you not seen all his videos on Youtube???
Have you not seen all his videos on Youtube???
Russel Brand. About as funny as seeing your family gang raped by a family on Grizzly bears.
Russel Howard even. That idiot on the bbc 3 programme.
Mr Eboue
Russel Brand. About as funny as seeing your family gang raped by a family on Grizzly bears.
Post of the week.
Russel Brand. About as funny as seeing your family gang raped by a family on Grizzly bears.
Post of the week.
1)Miranda Hart
2)Andy Parsons
3)Sarah Millican
these 3 have got away with too much too long
2)Andy Parsons
3)Sarah Millican
these 3 have got away with too much too long
When Phill Jupitus dies, some BBC intern will have to plough through thousands of episodes of comedy panel shows in a fruitless search for a quote that can masquerade as some sort of joke.
Dara O' Whatsit..... the one who goes aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah whilst he's waiting for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah laugh from the aaaaaaaaaaah audience
1.jimmy carr - snooze fest
2.lily savage - wtf
3. stuart hall - monster
4.that rapist guy on coronation street that used to do red dwarf- monster
5. DLT,saville,hastings - sub human
2.lily savage - wtf
3. stuart hall - monster
4.that rapist guy on coronation street that used to do red dwarf- monster
5. DLT,saville,hastings - sub human
oh and fred the weather guy from morning tele - monster
I think listing a load of comedians as the unfunniest people who ever lived is a bit weird.
RickiBobby 25 Aug 13 16:03
1.jimmy carr - snooze fest
2.lily savage - wtf
3. stuart hall - monster
4.that rapist guy on coronation street that used to do red dwarf- monster
5. DLT,saville,hastings - sub human
I think that might be a bit out of order. He was innocent wasn't he?
1.jimmy carr - snooze fest
2.lily savage - wtf
3. stuart hall - monster
4.that rapist guy on coronation street that used to do red dwarf- monster
5. DLT,saville,hastings - sub human
I think that might be a bit out of order. He was innocent wasn't he?
Rape allegation
In July 1994, Charles and a friend were arrested and remanded in custody for several months on a rape charge.[33] While in prison, Charles was attacked by a man wielding a knife.[34] In March 1995, both men were acquitted in their trial. After being cleared, Charles spoke of the need to restore anonymity for those accused of rape. He stated that "the fact that my name and address along with my picture can appear on the front of the papers before the so-called 'victim' has even signed a statement proves that anonymity for rape defendants is a must and that the law must be changed."[35]
In July 1994, Charles and a friend were arrested and remanded in custody for several months on a rape charge.[33] While in prison, Charles was attacked by a man wielding a knife.[34] In March 1995, both men were acquitted in their trial. After being cleared, Charles spoke of the need to restore anonymity for those accused of rape. He stated that "the fact that my name and address along with my picture can appear on the front of the papers before the so-called 'victim' has even signed a statement proves that anonymity for rape defendants is a must and that the law must be changed."[35]
Can't believe no one has mentioned Chris Addison
he is skinny one who sits next to hugh dennis on mock the week.
ive had funnier food poisoning than this fella... he makes lenny henry and Russel howard
look like the kibgs of comedy.
a truely vile unfunny man
he is skinny one who sits next to hugh dennis on mock the week.
ive had funnier food poisoning than this fella... he makes lenny henry and Russel howard
look like the kibgs of comedy.
a truely vile unfunny man
Billy Connolly.
The law of averages dictate that people are funny from time to time . Your dear old aunty might cough and fart inadvertently after xmas dinner , a friend may get their words mixed up , a total stranger might fall off a child's swing whilst showing off to their kids. These are people who aren't trying to be funny. BC presumably considers his material ahead of performing it time after time. He consistently defies the law of comedy averages - he's not been funny for 35 years.
Was stuck on a bus with his dvd on it . Kept bangaing on about the fair coming to town and the lion keeper putting his head in the mouth of the lion. " his fooking heeeead , he put his fooking heeeead in its mouth" - so what.
The sad thing is he knows it
The law of averages dictate that people are funny from time to time . Your dear old aunty might cough and fart inadvertently after xmas dinner , a friend may get their words mixed up , a total stranger might fall off a child's swing whilst showing off to their kids. These are people who aren't trying to be funny. BC presumably considers his material ahead of performing it time after time. He consistently defies the law of comedy averages - he's not been funny for 35 years.
Was stuck on a bus with his dvd on it . Kept bangaing on about the fair coming to town and the lion keeper putting his head in the mouth of the lion. " his fooking heeeead , he put his fooking heeeead in its mouth" - so what.
The sad thing is he knows it
I agree brian. He's smug, and he thinks he's brilliant. I find Stewart Lee to be a bit smug too, but at least he's good.
I was going to say Gordon Brown... (you know, the guy that was the PM for a while a few year ago)
However, after a while his ineptitude and the fact that he had no social skills (not socialist skills!) meant he became quite funny in a Mr Bean stylee
However, after a while his ineptitude and the fact that he had no social skills (not socialist skills!) meant he became quite funny in a Mr Bean stylee
Am honorable mention must go to Pascuale, his kids used to go to the same school as my kids in Strood Kent 
All the above are excellent shouts so far, especially Henry and Corden.
All the above are excellent shouts so far, especially Henry and Corden.
Max "FFS, just finish your unfunny jokes and get on with the funny walk" Wall
I can't believe Fred MacAuley hasn't had a mention. Surely top of the list.
JIMMY BOYLE, i find him repulsive like that american guy 30years ago that boyle"s whole act is based on
And Tommy Docherty.
He told the same two 'quips' for thirty years.
More clubs than Arnold Palmer and He's deceptive, he's slower than he looks.
He told the same two 'quips' for thirty years.
More clubs than Arnold Palmer and He's deceptive, he's slower than he looks.
Boyle - as funny as cancer
Corden - as funny as piles
Peter Kay - ****
Corden - as funny as piles
Peter Kay - ****
the brands, jo and russell , and the 2 carrs jimmy and alan
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