TIPS for women drivers

2. letting someone out in front of you is not going to kill you and might give impression that not all women act like self centered coonts behind the wheel

That grinding noise you hear when you drive with your hand on the gearstick is your baulk rings wearing.


Crikey that reads good - I wonder what if it means anything?

Leave your handbag on the front passenger seat so you don't need to turn right around whilst driving.

3. Don't slow down to stare at the men who have crashed.

Crisp

women, if you have an older car the manual choke is not there as a handbag holder and can be re-inserted after the engine has warmed up!!!

rear view mirror best for makeup whilst on the move, as it is flat glass.

wing mirrors are convex and could end up looking like Alice Cooper.

Starter motors have been outlawed by the EEC.The starting handle is located under the spare tyre.

0. Sit in the left hand seat and STFU.

when approaching a t junction and turning right, get next to the white line (not two yards from it) so I can turn left on your inside you dozy f*****g cow

if sat nav is taking u thru a farmers field,you put it on quickest route

brendanuk1's one is spot on,

these c*nts always expect to be let out, but such a small % have
any intention of letting anyone else out

always have a night heater in your cab

Look right approaching a round about, if nothing is coming dont fooking stop!

If there is no spaces in a Tesco Metro car park dont just sit there blocking the fooking road, park further on and use your fooking legs.

they door other cars & think its quite acceptable to
back into other stationary vehicle's if need be in supermarket car parks

They always seem to be taken completely by surprise when the red light they're stopped at turns green.

When a temporary traffic light turns green, it doesn't mean you have right of way over whatever lies in your path. It means 'Go' if and only if it is safe to do so. If a construction worker is moving a piece of plant from one side of the carriageway to the other, you still have to stop for the dude.

When the parking sensor is making a continuous note, it isn't cause to phone your husband to say the car is on the blink, it simply means you have reversed in to something.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1Molu2DXafk

take it slowly when beginning your driving test

when on the motorway dont let your car drift into a lorry cos youre busy reading texts.

i cant really complain, cos i dont drive myself, but scared the feckin bejesus out of me.

Do not overtake anything weighing more than 7.5 tonnes on the inside. In fact do not ever allow yourself to be on the inside of a lorry in any circumstances. The reason the big vehicle has left that room on the inside is for his benefit when making that left hand turn that is coming, not for yours.

thats a good one bob, they cant do two things @ once.

it leaves 10% concentration on driving,

i guess that is why their referred to as birds? ie bird brain

When you are doing the school run in your people carrier, ensure you are straddling the white line in the middle, while using your mobile phone.

Don't use your left foot for breaking

Don't put petrol into a diesel

(GF friend has done both in last week, someone went into the back of her after she randomly braked with left foot and then she put petrol in the diesel hire car lol

these easy to use cars have allowed women drivers to sometimes blend into the background,

it was better 30 odd years ago, the cars wern't so friendly & they could easily
be seen kangarooing up the road

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTKFaBvW6oc

Get married then your Husband can drive you everywhere.

When overtaking a large vehicle in the rain it's best, once you've pulled out into a monsoon of spray from the back of the vehicle, to actually accelerate through it and not sit there sh!tting yourself and wishing you'd never pulled out.

Aug 2, 2013 -- 11:27PM, MisterBadger wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTKFaBvW6oc

I'll raise you by an extra woman driver parking

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gnh1-i6ct4

When stopping to buy food/milk at the petrol station don't park at the pumps if you not buying petrol

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http://www.snotr.com/video/3756/Women__Don_t_Drive

that is quite unbelievable brendan

really rofl!!

Please do not indicate "right" when exiting a roundabout. You can only exit left!

The fact that you can, kind of, see it approaching from your right side, does not change the fact.