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1. The car slows down if you take your foot off the accelerator. Try not to hit the brakes every 30 seconds.
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2. letting someone out in front of you is not going to kill you and might give impression that not all women act like self centered coonts behind the wheel
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That grinding noise you hear when you drive with your hand on the gearstick is your baulk rings wearing.
Crikey that reads good - I wonder what if it means anything? |
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Leave your handbag on the front passenger seat so you don't need to turn right around whilst driving.
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3. Don't slow down to stare at the men who have crashed.
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Crisp
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women, if you have an older car the manual choke is not there as a handbag holder and can be re-inserted after the engine has warmed up!!!
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rear view mirror best for makeup whilst on the move, as it is flat glass.
wing mirrors are convex and could end up looking like Alice Cooper. |
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Starter motors have been outlawed by the EEC.The starting handle is located under the spare tyre.
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0. Sit in the left hand seat and STFU.
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when approaching a t junction and turning right, get next to the white line (not two yards from it) so I can turn left on your inside you dozy f*****g cow
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if sat nav is taking u thru a farmers field,you put it on quickest route
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brendanuk1's one is spot on,
these c*nts always expect to be let out, but such a small % have any intention of letting anyone else out |
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always have a night heater in your cab
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Look right approaching a round about, if nothing is coming dont fooking stop!
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If there is no spaces in a Tesco Metro car park dont just sit there blocking the fooking road, park further on and use your fooking legs.
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they door other cars & think its quite acceptable to
back into other stationary vehicle's if need be in supermarket car parks |
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They always seem to be taken completely by surprise when the red light they're stopped at turns green.
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When a temporary traffic light turns green, it doesn't mean you have right of way over whatever lies in your path. It means 'Go' if and only if it is safe to do so. If a construction worker is moving a piece of plant from one side of the carriageway to the other, you still have to stop for the dude.
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When the parking sensor is making a continuous note, it isn't cause to phone your husband to say the car is on the blink, it simply means you have reversed in to something.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1Molu2DXafk take it slowly when beginning your driving test |
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when on the motorway dont let your car drift into a lorry cos youre busy reading texts.
i cant really complain, cos i dont drive myself, but scared the feckin bejesus out of me. |
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Do not overtake anything weighing more than 7.5 tonnes on the inside. In fact do not ever allow yourself to be on the inside of a lorry in any circumstances. The reason the big vehicle has left that room on the inside is for his benefit when making that left hand turn that is coming, not for yours.
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thats a good one bob, they cant do two things @ once.
it leaves 10% concentration on driving, i guess that is why their referred to as birds? ie bird brain |
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When you are doing the school run in your people carrier, ensure you are straddling the white line in the middle, while using your mobile phone.
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Don't use your left foot for breaking
Don't put petrol into a diesel (GF friend has done both in last week, someone went into the back of her after she randomly braked with left foot and then she put petrol in the diesel hire car lol |
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these easy to use cars have allowed women drivers to sometimes blend into the background,
it was better 30 odd years ago, the cars wern't so friendly & they could easily be seen kangarooing up the road |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTKFaBvW6oc
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Get married then your Husband can drive you everywhere.
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When overtaking a large vehicle in the rain it's best, once you've pulled out into a monsoon of spray from the back of the vehicle, to actually accelerate through it and not sit there sh!tting yourself and wishing you'd never pulled out.
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When stopping to buy food/milk at the petrol station don't park at the pumps if you not buying petrol
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http://www.snotr.com/video/3756/Women__Don_t_Drive |
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that is quite unbelievable brendan
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really rofl!! |
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Please do not indicate "right" when exiting a roundabout. You can only exit left!
The fact that you can, kind of, see it approaching from your right side, does not change the fact. |