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In case someone has a child on the way, I would strongly advise against:
Colin - Sounds like a man who lives with his mum, has learnt and speaks Klingon fluently & more likely than not wears a Chewbacca mask on the 4th of May
Barry - A man with grey blend polyester trousers and an acrylic shirt who works in an unfashionable meanswear shop or department
Tim(othy) - A right big girls blouse
Colin - Sounds like a man who lives with his mum, has learnt and speaks Klingon fluently & more likely than not wears a Chewbacca mask on the 4th of May
Barry - A man with grey blend polyester trousers and an acrylic shirt who works in an unfashionable meanswear shop or department
Tim(othy) - A right big girls blouse
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Julian. Likes quiche. wears a cotton waistcoat
Keith. Overweight. Probably wears glasses. Geek.
Keith. Overweight. Probably wears glasses. Geek.
Brandon- Cuntbags
Ethan-Parents have a word with yourselves
Jayden -Chav****
Ethan-Parents have a word with yourselves
Jayden -Chav****
sevenoneeight - despicable c*nt with ocd tendencies
Nigel - no explanation necessary.
Kyle - no explanation possible.
Kyle - no explanation possible.
Kyle without a doubt. Thick as two short ones.
Corey - potential serial killer.
Jayden - the baby will grow a mullet
Corey - potential serial killer.
Jayden - the baby will grow a mullet
Keith. Overweight. Probably wears glasses. Geek.
my uncle's called keith. he's overweight. he wears glasses. he's an accountant.
my uncle's called keith. he's overweight. he wears glasses. he's an accountant.
Toby - guaranteed chinless wonder who had a pampered upbringing. Probably seen in the Knightsbridge area of S.London wearing a blazer, pinkish red corduroys & very likely has a gf in tow called Henrietta.
Any of those African American names that appear to be made up from at least two different ones...eg Trayvon, Lashonda etc
Have to wonder what reaction you would get from Mohammed (inter alia all similar) if you asked for his christian name!
Come to mention it, why do such as my very good self not object, to the outmoded expression?
Come to mention it, why do such as my very good self not object, to the outmoded expression?
More people should start using Mohammed to remove the religious stigma attached to it.
Have to wonder what reaction you would get from Mohammed (inter alia all similar) if you asked for his christian name!
not so long ago jeremy vine was interviewing a young muslim on his radio 2 show and he asked him if he was a convert or if he was "christened as a muslim"
not so long ago jeremy vine was interviewing a young muslim on his radio 2 show and he asked him if he was a convert or if he was "christened as a muslim"
Shantay - crazy name, crazy body - I urge you to check out the youtube vid Aunty posted up on suicidal run thread 
Sascha
Alex for a bloke
Nicolas for a bloke
Stephen with a p
Cyril
Antoinette
Victoria
Alex for a bloke
Nicolas for a bloke
Stephen with a p
Cyril
Antoinette
Victoria
Wayne - Parents should face a custodial sentence for choosing it.
Clive - No bigger guarantee to grow up in to a real ale loving, Volvo driving, dodgy knitwear wearing bore, who spends weekends at car boot sales with his best mate Nigel.
Brian/Bryan - No explanation required.
Barry - Bound to be fat. Probably drives a cab, chunky gold rings and tattoos everywhere and wears a West Ham or Chelsea replica shirt. Nailed on to have a heart attack before he's 60.
Dawn - Virtually certain to be wearing leggins all the time by the time she hits 30.
Roz/Fizz or anything posh shortened to 3 or 4 letters. Bound to be a precious, plummy, materialistic Daddy's girl.
Clive - No bigger guarantee to grow up in to a real ale loving, Volvo driving, dodgy knitwear wearing bore, who spends weekends at car boot sales with his best mate Nigel.
Brian/Bryan - No explanation required.
Barry - Bound to be fat. Probably drives a cab, chunky gold rings and tattoos everywhere and wears a West Ham or Chelsea replica shirt. Nailed on to have a heart attack before he's 60.
Dawn - Virtually certain to be wearing leggins all the time by the time she hits 30.
Roz/Fizz or anything posh shortened to 3 or 4 letters. Bound to be a precious, plummy, materialistic Daddy's girl.
Tristram
James, not Jim
Thomas, not Tom
Charles, not Charlie
David, not Dave
William, not Bill
Harold, not 'arry
Canaryboy, not coont
James, not Jim
Thomas, not Tom
Charles, not Charlie
David, not Dave
William, not Bill
Harold, not 'arry
Canaryboy, not coont
Malcolm - I know two well, both have extreme cases of little man syndrome.
Craig - Uneducated wide boys.
Craig - Uneducated wide boys.
Gideon is a great shout. Why the hell would someone call their son Gideon ffs?!
Lesley. It's a unisex name, yet truly tragic for both sexes.
Gideon is a truly shocking moniker, must be an upper-class thing.
Ken Masters 28 Jun 13 16:20
John - Terrible name, terrible people.
john92 28 Jun 13 19:03
Ken
Take it outside ladies!
John - Terrible name, terrible people.
john92 28 Jun 13 19:03
Ken
Take it outside ladies!
simon...normally shortened to 'si' ,has his own landscaping business , wears baseball caps in the pub and has a daft skinny blonde /tanned girlfriend. supports man u . always stands at the bar with cronies ...
"Gideon is a truly shocking moniker, must be an upper-class thing"
That's the real first name of that piece of shíte called George Osborne -
George Gideon Oliver Osborne, MP (born Gideon Oliver Osborne; 23 May 1971)
Horrible fcukin' PONCE!
That's the real first name of that piece of shíte called George Osborne -
George Gideon Oliver Osborne, MP (born Gideon Oliver Osborne; 23 May 1971)
Horrible fcukin' PONCE!
harry
jack
George
Arthur
parents of these names will all be at Glastonbury now.
jack
George
Arthur
parents of these names will all be at Glastonbury now.
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