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27 Jun 13 22:49
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In case someone has a child on the way, I would strongly advise against:

Colin - Sounds like a man who lives with his mum, has learnt and speaks Klingon fluently & more likely than not wears a Chewbacca mask on the 4th of May
Barry - A man with grey blend polyester trousers and an acrylic shirt who works in an unfashionable meanswear shop or department
Tim(othy) - A right big girls blouse

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By:
collywobble
When: 27 Jun 13 22:52
Evening Colin.
By:
Mr Eboue
When: 27 Jun 13 22:53
Julian. Likes quiche. wears a cotton waistcoat

Keith. Overweight. Probably wears glasses. Geek.
By:
RoyClaytonsTash
When: 27 Jun 13 23:00
Brandon- Cuntbags

Ethan-Parents have a word with yourselves

Jayden -Chav****
By:
judorick
When: 27 Jun 13 23:01
Quentin
By:
MisterBadger
When: 27 Jun 13 23:03
sevenoneeight - despicable c*nt with ocd tendencies
By:
Ivor
When: 27 Jun 13 23:03
Jeremy - inevitably bats for the others
By:
johnizere
When: 27 Jun 13 23:09
Nigel - no explanation necessary.
Kyle -  no explanation possible.
By:
Emden
When: 27 Jun 13 23:10
John

Kim

Colin

Guy
By:
Pandorica
When: 27 Jun 13 23:26
Kyle without a doubt. Thick as two short ones.
Corey - potential serial killer.
Jayden - the baby will grow a mullet
By:
lybertyne
When: 27 Jun 13 23:31
Keith. Overweight. Probably wears glasses. Geek.

my uncle's called keith.  he's overweight.  he wears glasses.  he's an accountant.

LaughLaughLaugh
By:
Emden
When: 27 Jun 13 23:36
Welsh names like

Alun

Aled

Gareth

etc
By:
Burton-Brewers
When: 27 Jun 13 23:49
mohammed
By:
johnnyrant
When: 27 Jun 13 23:50
Toby - guaranteed chinless wonder who had a pampered upbringing. Probably seen in the Knightsbridge area of S.London wearing a blazer, pinkish red corduroys & very likely has a gf in tow called Henrietta.
By:
Petrus Romanus
When: 28 Jun 13 00:02
Any of those African American names that appear to be made up from at least two different ones...eg Trayvon, Lashonda etc
By:
Aunty Post
When: 28 Jun 13 07:37
Have to wonder what reaction you would get from Mohammed (inter alia all similar) if you asked for his christian name!

Come to mention it, why do such as my very good self not object, to the outmoded expression?
By:
alexmillwall
When: 28 Jun 13 08:31
Laugh

More people should start using Mohammed to remove the religious stigma attached to it.
By:
lybertyne
When: 28 Jun 13 08:41
Have to wonder what reaction you would get from Mohammed (inter alia all similar) if you asked for his christian name!

not so long ago jeremy vine was interviewing a young muslim on his radio 2 show and he asked him if he was a convert or if he was "christened as a muslim" LaughCrazy
By:
Velasquez
When: 28 Jun 13 10:29
Urrgasterpump.
By:
rubhahunish
When: 28 Jun 13 10:39
Shantay - crazy name, crazy body - I urge you to check out the youtube vid Aunty posted up on suicidal run thread Love
By:
Stow_judge
When: 28 Jun 13 11:23
Sascha
Alex for a bloke
Nicolas for a bloke
Stephen with a p
Cyril

Antoinette
Victoria
By:
HRH The Lager Khan
When: 28 Jun 13 12:48
Wayne - Parents should face a custodial sentence for choosing it.
Clive - No bigger guarantee to grow up in to a real ale loving, Volvo driving, dodgy knitwear wearing bore, who  spends weekends at car boot sales with his best mate Nigel.
Brian/Bryan - No explanation required.
Barry - Bound to be fat. Probably drives a cab, chunky gold rings and tattoos everywhere and wears a West Ham or Chelsea replica shirt. Nailed on to have a heart attack before he's 60.
Dawn - Virtually certain to be wearing leggins all the time by the time she hits 30.
Roz/Fizz or anything posh shortened to 3 or 4 letters. Bound to be a precious, plummy, materialistic Daddy's girl.
By:
Stow_judge
When: 28 Jun 13 13:26
Laugh Some good shouts there
By:
SqueezeFirmly
When: 28 Jun 13 13:55
Tristram
James, not Jim
Thomas, not Tom
Charles, not Charlie
David, not Dave
William, not Bill
Harold, not 'arry
Canaryboy, not coont
By:
pumphol.
When: 28 Jun 13 15:20
Apple  - NAP
By:
G1_Jockey_4
When: 28 Jun 13 15:39
Apple or Greville
By:
Ivor
When: 28 Jun 13 16:01
EMDEN - REPORTED bub Ifor!
Racist post!
By:
The Dragon
When: 28 Jun 13 16:07
felix here **** ****
By:
SlippyBlue
When: 28 Jun 13 16:15
Malcolm - I know two well, both have extreme cases of little man syndrome.

Craig - Uneducated wide boys.
By:
Ken Masters
When: 28 Jun 13 16:20
John - Terrible name, terrible people.
By:
Eli Dingle
When: 28 Jun 13 18:44
I can't stand the names Ian, Neil, Keith or Gordon
By:
john92
When: 28 Jun 13 19:03
Ken
By:
Shanelee1966
When: 28 Jun 13 19:11
Gideon
By:
Mr Eboue
When: 28 Jun 13 19:20
Gideon is a great shout. Why the hell would someone call their son Gideon ffs?!
By:
HRH The Lager Khan
When: 28 Jun 13 19:26
Lesley. It's a unisex name, yet truly tragic for both sexes.
By:
Shanelee1966
When: 28 Jun 13 19:52
Gideon is a truly shocking moniker, must be an upper-class thing.
By:
durose13
When: 28 Jun 13 20:00
Henry James,Jamie and Rosie.
By:
Percy Filth
When: 28 Jun 13 20:01
Anything beginning with O
Oscar
Oliver
Oswald etc
By:
paulypaul
When: 28 Jun 13 20:13
Hector
Hugo
Torquil
Spencer
Andy
Stuart
By:
718
When: 28 Jun 13 20:23
Ken Masters 28 Jun 13 16:20 
John - Terrible name, terrible people.


john92 28 Jun 13 19:03
Ken


Take it outside ladies!
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