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Trivial things that really get on your tits
Trivial things that really get on your tits
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The yearly rigmarole of ringing up insurance companies pretending to threaten to leave so they apply an inevitable 20% 'loyalty discount' to make me stay. A waste of my time and theirs.
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Nick Knight on sky sports cricket making a foul lip smacking noise before he speaks
Soaps, when someone makes an empty cup of tea and they pretend to have a sip |
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Whenever the name Frankel is mentioned on C4, it has to be preceded by 'the mighty.'
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nosey neighbours and attention seekers.
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People who go out of their way NOT to use a newly-introduced zebra crossing, presumably on the grounds that "I always cross HERE"...
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those labradors get on my t1ts too Yorkshire T
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Trousers only being available in 29" or 31" inside leg, not in 30".
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Celebrity editions of quiz programmes. Questions are so dumbed down they are embarrassingly easy. And the Z-listers always come across as embarrassingly thick.
People who say, "and the rest AS THEY SAY is history". They always include those superfluous middle three words. News reporters who can't do a piece without resorting to sh!t puns every other sentence. Eg, if the story was about, say, rail fare increases, the report always goes something like - "Commuters have got a head of steam up about fare costs. Train bosses are off the rails on this subject. Protest groups insist they are on the right track etc etc..." |
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Groups, Clubs, Organisations etc who decide to do a nude calendar. They always look so bloody pleased with themselves as if they're the first to think of it. We get it, you're "wacky". It's been done to death, give it a rest. Pathetic.
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People who phone radio shows and ask them to play a certain song. When the presenter asks them why they warble "ohh it is my favourite ever song" . If it is they are bound to own the tune in some format. PLAY IT YOURSELVES YOU LAZY FECKERS !!
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Noisey motobikes....
WHy would I want to look cool on a diddy motorbike, roaring down the road that just sounds like a FARTING tractor!!!! |
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Thick young-ish celebrities in quizzes on the telly.
One z-lister was asked a question today, and he said 'I wasn't even born in 1985, how would I know?' Try reading a book you thick coont. |
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Watching Novak and Nadal RU still up? |
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Hello Tam
I don't watch men's tennis unless it's at Wimbledon. I prefer WTA, much easier to make a sheckel or two. |
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Having people go WAY OFF TOPIC on a thread
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What the heck ru doin' then at half past 2
I'm thinkin novak can come back being a set down. |
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Been watching films on telly, just looked in here as I was logged in ages ago.
I won't be up much longer. |
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You Mitch Toes and Spark are amazing to me...I'm feeling bedtime beckoning now at 9.35
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I've never been a sleeper.
Used to have my paper round done before my dad got in from night work at 6-20 a.m. |
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Get up the apples old lad...nice touching base.
Novak just tied it up. |
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'night mate.
Good luck if you've had a bet. |
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'night john
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People who walk 6 abreast on a footpath forcing people coming the other way to walk onto a busy road to get past, and then seem none the wiser.
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Ridiculously exaggerated audience laughter at the cinema or theatre.
Just back from seeing the Alan Partridge film tonight - very funny, but the cackling woman behind me could not possibly have found EVERY word worthy of the enthusiastic braying she gave it. |
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TV programmes that, when telling two or three stories,
split them up and tell 1/2 or 2/3 of each and when going back to finish each story has to recap the first bit. |
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I definitely agree with that ^^^^
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Toilet seats that won't stay up without you having to wedge your one knee against them, thereby causing you to urinate down your other trouser leg.
Not that it has ever happened to me, of course. |
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When you are viewing a web page panels that come up to the front asking you to log on or have emails from them..always takes ages to find the 'X'.
Also, sites where after a few seconds, no - never immediately, they run a video of something, which you inevitably have find by scrolling up the page to shut off. |
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Having the comma key right next door the fullstop key,
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Having the caps lock key at all.
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People who call "The Northern Premier League" "The Northern League"
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It really bugs me when news reporters/tv presenters do a piece to camera whilst walking through a crowd and are actually miles away from the camera. I don't know why - it just gets on my t!ts!
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People breaking the spines of books that you have lent them.
If I can read it without damaging it when it's mine, then you could at least have the decency to try to do the same when you've borrowed my property you dozy f*cking b*tch!  Seethe not over! |
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Lend her your kimble !
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That sounds dirty...
If I google it, will that be another red flag against my IP address? |
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Not if you use TOR !
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TV reporters who are flown 8000 miles on licence payers' money just to be seen next to a volcano or coral reef in a documentary.
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So called 'horror films'
like this sh1t I'm watching now, over an hour in before somebody got attacked by a shark |
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Anyone doing national variations of 'you boys took a hell of a beating', normally on soccer forum.
Mildly amusing (if that) once, and once only, in 1981. |
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Being served Strongbow in a Guinness glass, or any other variation on that theme
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