Horse Racing

You need better bait

Jockeys can be as big as you like...just as long as they ain't heavy. Apart  from that, Nathan, I imagine that a lot of jockeys, especially the National Hunt boys, would stick your "little dwarfs" comment right up your tender bottom!

Take up fishing.....................properly.

TBF it would be a bit more interesting if they could throw in some parkour moves and a dubstep soundtrack, add a bit of spice to the affair and get some new "rad" blood into the sport, groovy?

I think the American broadcasts had (have?) 'galloping horse sounds' and 'excited crowd noises' dubbed over the commentary. The noises never seemed to fit the actual event...everything sounded like a super-close finish, even when it wasn't!

It's the sport of kings!

"Little dwarfs bullying poor horses which are heavily medicated by their trainers."