I've been invited to a wife-swapping party on Saturday!

Wife swapping party?
Very 70's,are you taking your vinyl copy of ABBA "Arrival" to get the the party in full swing?

Vinyl is for squares

A fondue set is pretty classy

herpes,gonorrhoea ,syphilis--ENJOY

Demis Roussos methinks

Cheese and pineappple on sticks and bottles of Liebfraumilch on offer. The women will have bushes that Hampton Court would be proud of. (Nap)

On the face of it, xmoney, the risk would appear to far outweigh the reward ( no disrespect to Mrs E.)

DONT GO!............Im still waiting for 2 gallons of magnolia.

Marvellous Missus Spanky

champions league kick off 730

MAN ON

no hippies

clashes with the carl froch fight as well as the champions league,tells you a bit about the type of people swingers are.

i've got something they can all swing on

Go for sure, before Cameron gets his way.
Soon these will be predominently male only events.

Wish me luck

Get a metric socket set if you can I'll buy it off you............

718 presently being back scuttled by a lorry driver form bradford

Annie the Trannie? yes and you can ban me I'm off soon so I couldn't give a ****

A full bush is a glorious thing.

Why are you off soon B-B...?

I bet he ended up with the fat bird

Don't go B-B, I just won on Carl Froch, I'll send you a bottle of champers to spread the joy. Besides, I'd miss you.

I think "they"'re trying to kill us all off.  Can't think why they bother.  We're trying to kill ourselves as quickly as we can.  It does seem to be a little less crowded here.

sorry I had a few beers, not used to it now

Isn't it about time the OP put a full report on all of our CC desks about what happened?

Looks as though its still rumbling on

Wonder what he swopped her for?

B-B I notice you in those added money tourneys on the poker site. Their great to build a bankroll from nothing.

I reckon he ended up with a Dawn French type and is too embarrassed to spill the beans. As it were, so to speak.

Perhaps they are all enjoying a richly-deserved post-coital game of Monopoly, Ker-Plunk or a Hungry Hippos World Championship?

still up the clinic..............

Still tied up in the games room................

Frankie bough still bound

it's ok pele has the same prob

I'm not building a bankroll oval I just have a go now and then if I'm bored

I won a Prague package that was cancelled and had the money put in my account. Treated my wife to a new settee and I built myself a poker PC. I left £100 in my account and those games really helped my bankroll. I still play them occasionally but my bankroll is pretty comfortable and it just takes up an extra table for me. Great games though for any micro stakes player.

Wish I'd have took my wife to a wife swapping party, might have saved me buying a settee

I like the setup, rarely more than 50 players, no rebuys or add ons and usually finished in 2 hours

I really like playing poker Ovalman but it does grind you down as Mc M will testify, I played 5 tourneys last night after the Froch fight, won two and had to be up at 9 to do stuff. I logged off at 5.30 and felt very ragged this morning. I didn't even win that much and was tired. I was playing 60 hours a week at one stage after the racing had finished but it was doing me in and I started making bad decisions to get to be chip leader so I could try and dominate. Now it's a hobby really and not something that I'll ever win much in the long term and I know that.

I don't do any other gambling Slippy and B-B so I do think about the game a lot. I'd count myself a a serious amateur, I make some decent pocket money but I'm a hopeless punter and why I don't do the exchange on here. There's some good value promotions though on Betfair but always remember any promotion run by a site is there to reward the site and not you. They don't run any promotion because they feel sorry for you BTW, if like me you don't play the exchange, they phone you and email you with free bets and special no-lose offers Free money :)

starting to get concerned for 718

And he's missed a lovely day tied up in that dungeon

No joking, I'm worried as well about 718. I've a terrible vision about gimp masks and that scene in Pulp Fiction.

I've got an awful feeling it has all gone a bit pear shaped for the old boy

He might be free just not able to speak with an apple in his mouth

If we suddenly see a news report involving human sacrifices in a suburban home, I think the CCDA can quickly wrap it up.

Either that or he is maybe in the happy position of having chanced upon a coven of voracious nymphomaniac females with an insatiable appetite for no-strings guilt-free rumpy-pumpy.

i reckon obeone mother in law was at the wife swap and her 25 stone frame clinched the deal.

Indeed Alun, my money is on the bloke with the blue hair.

eve slippy, sorry to hear your mum is poorly. Hope she keeps battling m8, all the best. feel for you.

Thank you Larrence

Big night tomorrow for us. I've got a feeling in my bones Zaha will bring home the bacon. Here's hoping anyway..

Your welcome m8. Lets hope the football gods are with us and in a few years time lifting the premiership title.

Well avoiding relegation next year will be a result, if we get through that is

I just choked on my coffee

Looks like it turned into a weekender

Hope they stuck to pink potting

He got lucky!

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CnP from swingers site

Rules of Wife Swapping
In the UK, experiences and rules on wife swapping vary. Some wife swapping parties may have set rules that are emailed to those attending. If not, the couples attending are expected to follow some basic wife swap rules. Some of the most common wife swapping rules are explained below.

Knowing your limits
There’s nothing worse for souring the mood at a wife swap party than a couple who have taken it too far for the other’s approval. Make sure, before you go to your wife swap party, that you know how far you want to take it. For some couples this may be soft swing; for others hard swing.
Either way, make sure you know each other’s limits and respect that.

Good communication
This stems from knowing your limits. Make sure both members of the couple know what they are comfortable with, and any ‘safe’ words that you can use to state that you’re not happy, or are happy, with the proceedings.

Respect
It’s key to respect other people and their limits. For example, if you’re happy to have fully penetrative sex and the other couple aren’t, you must respect this. As a couple, you must also respect each other and ensure that your partner is of utmost importance rather than the people you’re going to be having intercourse with.

Comfort
Make sure you are comfortable with what you’re doing and where you are. It is blatantly obvious when a man or woman is not comfortable with what’s going on (even more blatant in men). As a couple, talk about what you are and aren’t comfortable with.
Wife swapping is a social event that should enhance a couple’s relationship - both social and sexual. Many couples advise treating wife swapping as a dinner party with perks!

he's been trying to eat everything then

May still be on the seafood starter

Still no news, I reckon 718 could well now be a sex slave in some basement in the Midlands. It's all very worrying as he is a good old stick

Missing in Action.....APB on going.......

Caught in crossfire

anus

His missus probably ripped him a knew one ,he went to the gig on his own...............

I've filed a missing person report with New Scotland Yard. No sign of 718

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I heard he paired up with a Chinese couple and asked for a 69 . The Chinese lady was furious, shouting " I'm not cooking at this time of night"

Serious violations of the Labouchere Amendment took place

I'm still in a world of my own

I've even imagined talk of Palace entertaining Manchester United next season

eaglessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Scream is my favourite painting.

Lar, we did it. Palace in the Premiership, so happy.

Anything more than 1 season would be fantastic.

With Wilfried Zaha, going next season, Palace will need to smash their longstanding record transfer payment of nearly £3m to have a chance of survival. Nevertheless it'll be great to have P League football so close to home.