Chit Chat
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Subjective list. What does chit chat say ?
1. Hull
Mike says: “I was born and bred in Hull and can honestly say you’re bang on with your description. What a f**king dump this place is”
2. Middlesbrough
Jimi says: “I have lived on the outskirts of Boro for 29 years and would never dream of living within Boro itself, it really is a s**thole”
3. Bradford
Faggy says: “I have had the misfortune of living in the Bradford area for most of my life and can honestly say anyone disagreeing with this has either never been there, is delusional, or is a smacked up chav”
4. Croydon
Anonymous says: “Croydon and many parts of the UK are descending into s**t with this underclass of backward sheep filth that are the chavs – and this is the future of the country – we are f**ked”
5. Hackney
Anonymous says: “I’m staying with a friend who lives in Hackney (near Hackney Ctrl Tube Station)… is it really the worst place in the UK”
6. Gravesend
bigupboi says: “Gravesend is populated by the most grotesque, loathsome, vile and vulgar sub-human vermin that one could ever have the misfortune to come across. The vast majority of its inhabitants (chavs and pikies) are foul, hateful, and degraded beings who, in evolutionary terms, have not evolved much from the amoeba”
7. Salford
Anonymous says: “I’ve lived in Salford for 21 years and seen it go from crap to even crapper. Anyone stupid enough to use public transport in Salford will most certainly agree that the M10 and 67 buses are scary”
8. Nottingham
Jaded Agoraphobic says: “I’ve lived there all my life and I don’t think I’ve ever been into town, day or night, without seeing someone being attacked or harassed, or some dregs of society having it out in the street”
9. Stoke-on-Trent
Anonymous says: “How can you describe Stoke? Well if the actual World needed an enema, Stoke-on-Trent would be where they shove the pipe”
10. Barking & Dagenham
Anonymous says: “Dagenham has all the charm of a fetid pool of primordial muck. If Chav heaven is in Romford, then Dagenham is the gateway between heaven and hell”
1. Hull
Mike says: “I was born and bred in Hull and can honestly say you’re bang on with your description. What a f**king dump this place is”
2. Middlesbrough
Jimi says: “I have lived on the outskirts of Boro for 29 years and would never dream of living within Boro itself, it really is a s**thole”
3. Bradford
Faggy says: “I have had the misfortune of living in the Bradford area for most of my life and can honestly say anyone disagreeing with this has either never been there, is delusional, or is a smacked up chav”
4. Croydon
Anonymous says: “Croydon and many parts of the UK are descending into s**t with this underclass of backward sheep filth that are the chavs – and this is the future of the country – we are f**ked”
5. Hackney
Anonymous says: “I’m staying with a friend who lives in Hackney (near Hackney Ctrl Tube Station)… is it really the worst place in the UK”
6. Gravesend
bigupboi says: “Gravesend is populated by the most grotesque, loathsome, vile and vulgar sub-human vermin that one could ever have the misfortune to come across. The vast majority of its inhabitants (chavs and pikies) are foul, hateful, and degraded beings who, in evolutionary terms, have not evolved much from the amoeba”
7. Salford
Anonymous says: “I’ve lived in Salford for 21 years and seen it go from crap to even crapper. Anyone stupid enough to use public transport in Salford will most certainly agree that the M10 and 67 buses are scary”
8. Nottingham
Jaded Agoraphobic says: “I’ve lived there all my life and I don’t think I’ve ever been into town, day or night, without seeing someone being attacked or harassed, or some dregs of society having it out in the street”
9. Stoke-on-Trent
Anonymous says: “How can you describe Stoke? Well if the actual World needed an enema, Stoke-on-Trent would be where they shove the pipe”
10. Barking & Dagenham
Anonymous says: “Dagenham has all the charm of a fetid pool of primordial muck. If Chav heaven is in Romford, then Dagenham is the gateway between heaven and hell”
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Luton
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Tommy wont like the Stoke summary even though it is funny
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I'm from Hull and yes there are 'chavvy' areas. No worse than anywhere else though
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The whole of the UK is becoming chavUK. And so many people have come to live here they must be shocked.
Must have expected a different England and probably when they go back home they tell their relations how awful it is. |
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Rotherham and Barnsley are shokking emissions imo.
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Weston-super-Mare must be number 11 with a bullet...a bullet-headed granny-robber with a tatttoo on his forehead and a lawyer who pleaded a drug-problem for him in court, so he didn't end up in prison but in Weston.
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Croydon is a sh!thole but it isn't chav. Too much diversity and movement destroys chavdom
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Nottingham's a city so surely can't be classed a chav town , certain area's maybe
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A bit disappointed to see Bedfordshire's very own Luton Town hasnt made the top ten. All told, and with much competition, Luton normally comes top.
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I don't know the Nothern gaffs but the very mention of say Rotherham or Salford and so on conjures up an image of depravity and despair. Parts of Croydon are actually very respectable and you would need a good few quid to buy a house in some of the roads near there. Luton however I do know and it's a rancid, dangerous place that is best avoided.
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Braintree?
No brains, no trees. F*ck off big retail park selling stuff that only chavs want to buy. A live feed of the bowling alley on any given Friday night would make The Only Way Is Essex look like Brideshead Revisited. |
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Luton seems to be a popular choice. Here's what the website says:
It is clear as soon as you step out of Luton Central Station that everyone who lives there are in fact the spawn of Satan. As well as the usual accessories of jewellery, fake burberry clothes (they can’t afford the real stuff in Luton) the chavgirls have to have a pushchair with a small demonic child wailing in said pushchair. The parentage of the child is irrelevant, it could be stolen off the street, however, if they have a child its instant street cred. Clearly, the younger the chavgirl with the pram the cooler she is because she put out at a younger age because shes obviously a “dirty bitch”. |
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Burton, I reckon the Stoke summary is spot on!
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Chatham is a shocking omission
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I believe that in some areas having a kid whilst at School qualifies you for a GCSE and NVQ in Childcare.
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Chavtown? Chavnation more like.
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Good post this I have worked in/lived in some of these areas.......
Hull literally stinks of pi55 so strong it gets up your nose,a real **** hole I used to work in the pawnbroking business so my job took me to a number of these places and the worst parts of them. Bradford is vile as is Salford,Salford is actually pretty scary and one of the few places I have felt uneasy and watching out for trouble. Leeds where I am from has some really bad parts but the clear winner is stoke where I live right now Stoke is a pretty wierd place and until you live here you would not know before I came here I thought Stoke was like anywhere else major town/city with surrounding suburbs/areas but its not stoke itself is a really small place and is one of 6 towns that make up stoke on trent.........stoke,longton,fenton,burslem,tunstall and hanley and each are so bad you would not believe,as I say i used to work in the pawn/2nd hand goods business and you could put 100 of these shops in this little area and they would all make a fortune,Longton is particularly sh1tty and depressing to see on stoke plus side for some???according to todays papers men in stoke have the biggest knob5 so maybe thats to make them feel better??? |
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Croydon maybe a historical call, but as noted above the London influence is way too strong for it to make this list now.
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When I was a kid Croydon was in Surrey
How things change |
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luton should be in the list, would be top 3 for me
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Didnt terry and June live near Croydon??
 must have gone downhillNo mention of Slough!! FFS |
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a couple more that must have been close; wrexham & blackpool
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Think some may be missing the point here - Isn't this list picking specifically on Chavsvilles, rather than recognised sh1tholes? Of course the likes of Dunstable, Edgware, Harrow and Neasden are festering khazis, but in terms of being overrun by chavs, I'm sure there are worse. Had a couple of nights out in Northampton in the last few years and I'm not gagging for any more. Not that bad a place relative to some, but there was a constant sense of foreboding that it could and almost certainly would kick off at closing time if not before at very short notice. Portsmouth and Bognor the same, pubs full of wall to wall cap wearing gobsh1tes with bad tatts and stretched ear piercings.
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Bradford
 - dive , is it still part of the UK or have Pakistan bought it. Same aplies to Blackburn and the mother of all dives Burnley.  Fleetwood  ,Runcorn ,Barrow ,Newcastle unlucky if yoy live there |
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Hemel Hempsted
Specifically Jarman Park, where Porcine mothers and their tattooed, Behemoth partners shove their amoebic offspring around in their oversize buggies in search of the family braincell. The 'Lonsdale hoodie and camel toe legging combo wearing' dragons then proced to funnel cheese into every orifice in Pzza Hut, as loudly as possible, before slamming down seven bottles of disco-p1ss in JJ's nightclub. This is not the ceiling of the Sistine Chappel, that's for sure. |
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its nice here, never more than 5 mins from a clean sandy beach or a cool spotlessly clean glen, playing fields/sports centres for kids in every town, virtually no unemployment, see a black face a couple of times a year, hear a polish etc voice only in take-aways, or delivering them, anyway yall have nice multi-cultural day.
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Dewsbury a shocking omission
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walsall is like going back to 1936
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Luton will indeed be devastated to be missing from that Top Ten.
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not the same rep now, as when they had a team to follow to the big grounds for aggro.
luton i mean |
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Having been there twice for football i can't believe Oldham isn't on the list. An absolute dive and i've never seen so many places boarded up.
Also nominating Gillingham. The only high street i've ever seen with a pound shop, a 99p shop and...........yes........a 98p shop. |
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I can vouch for Roger's rather splendid summary of Hemel Hempstead, but should point out that the ASBO-fest that is Jarmans Park is like Sandbanks compared to the rough end of town, Woodhall Farm.
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The only high street i've ever seen with a pound shop, a 99p shop and...........yes........a 98p shop.
Looks like a lucrative gap in the market there. Could go in and clean up at 90p! |
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just been out the back field with te dog, great to groups of kids just messing about with a football, and on scramble bikes, with the mask and sawn-off i mean, yes tis a gentle way of life here.
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ooops
without the mask and sawn-off i mean, |
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Bit difficult to handle a sawn off with eight thumbs though Manxy
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nelson.
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nice places
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Bit difficult to handle a sawn off with eight thumbs though Manxy
but makes playing the Banjo a lot easier. |