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Can anybody think of a ryming way of saying a football match has been postponed.
A few i have made up so far.
Flu at Crewe
Foot and mouth at Queen of the south
unexploded bomb at West Brom
A few i have made up so far.
Flu at Crewe
Foot and mouth at Queen of the south
unexploded bomb at West Brom
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There'a an auction of Koi Carps ergo no game at Finn Harps
it's no go for Togo
cos the team chef
had a row with the ref
and burnt beans on toast
for the Ivory Coast.
cos the team chef
had a row with the ref
and burnt beans on toast
for the Ivory Coast.
Pitchside Anthrax spore means it off at Trabzonspor
An unexpected visit from Education Minister Michael Gove has put paid to the match at Brighton and Hove
Someone has dumped some bedding on the pitch at Reading.
The refs boil has started to fester so game off at Leicester.
nuclear fission has occurred at St Mirren
mad cab drivers about, maccabi haifa's a doubt
The team's been sprayed with ammonia at Billingham Symphonia.
The African Cup Of Nations called off due to match fixing allegations.
Saville's lost the toys, game is off for Young Boys
Hurricane Alice, no game at Palace
Horrendous flood postponed at Boreham Wood
Fred west has been diggin, no game at Wigan
Hurricane Alice, no game at Palace
Horrendous flood postponed at Boreham Wood
Fred west has been diggin, no game at Wigan
A geriatric nympho looney has kidnapped Wayne Rooney
Mad French woman handcuffed to goalpost wearing suicide bra, match off at Troyes
ref stuck in doors watching a country and western no time to ref at preston
ref on missing anyone seen him he's called albert until we find him game off at port talbot
players belted with cadburys bounty game off at notts county
players had a late night drinking beer with Grame Thorpe late call off at scunthorpe
game off at queen of the south but its not too late to make the game at bouremouth
female ref spent half the night bending over she's called the game off at dover
players are covered in blood late call off at boreham wood
The tannoy announcer is being sued for slander at Crewe Alexander
The first team doc is sat on a rock stroking his c0ck in front of the goalposts at Kilmarnock
jimmy saville been seen shagging a bull 
ref calls it off at hull.
ref calls it off at hull.
he dropped dead did my uncle albert out of respect cancellation at port talbot
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players sqashed by bella emberg game delayed in hamburg
delete this its bobbins
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players sqashed by bella emberg game delayed in hamburg
delete this its bobbins
physion wankin g at pitchside game delay at the riverside
Icy in parts game off at hearts
Fans with chibs game off at hibs.
Refs on fire games off at East Stirlingshire
Fans with chibs game off at hibs.
Refs on fire games off at East Stirlingshire
Quevega is mating with kauto star until they stop delay at stranraer
crowd bored at a gig by olly muir once theyve recovered we'll kick off at stenhousemuir
Big fat Ron has called the groundsmen a **** until he apologise he refuses to cut the grass with his digger
ryan giggs wont play as he's busy with his injuction causing mayhem at birmingham at the spagetti junction.
Shane Warne has brought his wild Kangaroo until they catch delay at Manu U
Jeff sterling confirms theres a delay as the ref has been ko'd by David Haye.
Honey pie you're not safe here, Morrissey warns fans not to travel to Grasmere
delay in vancouver as mad Gazza claims he can play with his hoover
Although he's 46 the ref is still being breastfed, and his mummy cant travel to Parkhead
The ref has been called a tool game off at Hartlepool.
There'll be a delay at Borussia Mönchengladbach until they can catch an escaped aardvark
A plague of killer bees means game off at Tottenham, even though stewards have been swatting e'm.
There's sensation at Livorno as back 4 caught making porno
The whole squad can't do a sh1t that's solid thanks to the chef at Valladolid
there's a very sticky poo on the pitch at Billericay-Crewe
The dyslexic ref found a shark...the games off at Queens Rangers Park
The ground is haunted by the ghost of former Cypriot leader Archbishop Makarios so an Exorcism is needed over at Ferencvarios
They've thrown in their towels, no game for the Owls.
The Referee's over inflated ego has caused havoc at Celta Vigo
Two matches off this is not a tall tale, snow and black ice at Stoke and Port Vale.
Heroic ref performs emergency tracheotomy, he used his pen and hasn't a spare, at Ayr
Groundsmans wife is doing a Debbie Does Dallas, all entrances blocked at Crystal Palace
Half time session of gangbang bukkake, players having a rest at Ferencbache
Impromptu game of **** on the biscuit taking longer than thought, kick off delayed at Stockport
No game at Sunderland, ref dressed as Alice in Wonderland.
Swansea fans are far from thrilled as all their ball boys have just been killed
Match is not on at Videoton (probably been done already)
Thread revamped just for Simon
The Bairn nice of you to put in a mention for Brechin City.
The Bairn nice of you to put in a mention for Brechin City.
'cos there is no spoon - Ballvereinborussiadortmundneunzehnhundertundneun
No game at Norwich
Someone poisoned their porridge.
Someone poisoned their porridge.
No game on the Central Coast, the players are as warm as toast.
Pitch wrecked after concert by slade at red star belgrade.
There's lightning and thunder and
no game at Sunderland.
no game at Sunderland.
They cannot find the opposing side at Hyde
Looking through this thread the winner is mad mad moon for his caersws and cremonase offerings. Brilliant 
2 of fishys for me
unexplained carton found at Dumbarton
dangerous chemicals at hamilton academicals
unexplained carton found at Dumbarton
dangerous chemicals at hamilton academicals
No balls, they've forgotten 'em - game off at Tottenham.
They've all followed through so no show at Châteauroux
Snowfall aplenty at FC Twente
An invasion of aunties at Estudiantes
They've all followed through so no show at Châteauroux
Snowfall aplenty at FC Twente
An invasion of aunties at Estudiantes
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