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Onions and Worms just two I've come across recently.
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Heavyarms, Hollowbread, Wrist.... a few strange ones i have encountered.
I used to teach a boy who had the sirname Twocock 
He got so much stick, poor chap. (er, not from me...)
He got so much stick, poor chap. (er, not from me...)
Clutterbuck
and if that wasn't bad enough, his parents named him Aubrey.
and if that wasn't bad enough, his parents named him Aubrey.
Honeybun. Poor guy is a builder too so no doubt enjoys daily piss taking
Bum gardener a shocking omission. Whether your first name is felix or randy, either way it is a ridiculous name. And all this jumping out of balloons wont make the slightest bit of difference. Why wernt more people s****ing, including tv presenters, everytime his name was mentioned?
the guy who played for minnesota vikinga. jim flyingsaucer.
Squeeze Firmly, one of my favourites in a recent Baby competition was a Clutterbuck. His parents had called him Romeo.
I know of a Simon Shufflebottom and a Rosemary Sole.
I know of a Simon Shufflebottom and a Rosemary Sole.
Know somebody called onions.
He insists (to the point of arguing) that his name is pronounced
un-eye-ons
Anyone who pronounces it onions is quickly reprimanded. (no it's not me!!)
Worked for a company where the receptionist was called Leatherbottom - she was a bit of a cow.
He insists (to the point of arguing) that his name is pronounced
un-eye-ons
Anyone who pronounces it onions is quickly reprimanded. (no it's not me!!)
Worked for a company where the receptionist was called Leatherbottom - she was a bit of a cow.
Mr Stud. I have worked with a Consultant Gynaecologist with this name.
Mary Fukutu
Her name appears in the credits of Frasier, or was it Cheers?
Her name appears in the credits of Frasier, or was it Cheers?
A bloke who lived in Tower Hamlets back in the 1970s was Fred Christmas.
I once worked with someone whose surname was O.
Oh, I was also at school with a kid whose surname was Gay.
I once met a lawyer in Birmingham with the name of Prat.
As he charged about £250 an hour for anything he did (18 years ago) - I reckon he was very well named.
I also used to go to middle school with a girl named Lynn Onions.
When we moved to senior school and all the teachers were doing a register of the new kids in each class, a southern woman teacher called her name out as "Oh niy ons".
Everyone was baffled and no one answered "here".
"Come on, come on!" screeched the teacher "I know Lynn Oh niy ons must be here as the required number are present"
It gradually dawned on Lynn that she was must be the 'Oh niy ons' in question - and said "here" - her face the colour of a beetroot, such was the embarrassment.
"Don't be so impudent in future!" came the ridiculous remark from the teacher.
I've never forgotten it - and how wrong that teacher was.
Lynn was a cracking lass and no one had ever taken the mick out of her name before. She was Lynn Onions. That was that.
All of a sudden, this idiotic teacher was pronouncing it in an incorrect way - and blaming Lynn for not replying to something so unusual to the ears no one had a clue who she was referring to.
Of course, after that, poor old Lynn was ribbed mercilessly about her name with all the new people at the new school.
What a ratbag of a teacher.
As he charged about £250 an hour for anything he did (18 years ago) - I reckon he was very well named.
I also used to go to middle school with a girl named Lynn Onions.
When we moved to senior school and all the teachers were doing a register of the new kids in each class, a southern woman teacher called her name out as "Oh niy ons".
Everyone was baffled and no one answered "here".
"Come on, come on!" screeched the teacher "I know Lynn Oh niy ons must be here as the required number are present"
It gradually dawned on Lynn that she was must be the 'Oh niy ons' in question - and said "here" - her face the colour of a beetroot, such was the embarrassment.
"Don't be so impudent in future!" came the ridiculous remark from the teacher.
I've never forgotten it - and how wrong that teacher was.
Lynn was a cracking lass and no one had ever taken the mick out of her name before. She was Lynn Onions. That was that.
All of a sudden, this idiotic teacher was pronouncing it in an incorrect way - and blaming Lynn for not replying to something so unusual to the ears no one had a clue who she was referring to.
Of course, after that, poor old Lynn was ribbed mercilessly about her name with all the new people at the new school.
What a ratbag of a teacher.
knew a chris Pigg and have heard of a Dr Death! Pronounced Dee-Ath apparantly.
There was a medical student called De'ath at my uni. Her dad was a doctor too.
Had a secretary called Rainbow.....
Shufflebottom is also a bit unfortunate!
And these C&Pd
Piggs
Nutters
Jelly
Demon
Clutterbuck
Greedy
Hardmeat
Hogwood
Hiscock
Steer
Bracegirdle
Bonefat
Turtle
Cornfoot
Rattlebag
Bottom
Pigfat
Willy
Shufflebottom is also a bit unfortunate!
And these C&Pd
Piggs
Nutters
Jelly
Demon
Clutterbuck
Greedy
Hardmeat
Hogwood
Hiscock
Steer
Bracegirdle
Bonefat
Turtle
Cornfoot
Rattlebag
Bottom
Pigfat
Willy
Peter Gotobed was one of "the bug boys" at Sunday School.
His dad was a pastor and we always sat on the back row.
He had the first "flick knife" that I ever saw, and we would mess around with it,
whilst his dad was spouting religious nonsense!
We got chucked out more than once!
His dad was a pastor and we always sat on the back row.
He had the first "flick knife" that I ever saw, and we would mess around with it,
whilst his dad was spouting religious nonsense!
We got chucked out more than once!
Also knew someone with the surname Niblitt, christian name Gaye.
True.
True.
Had a boss once whose surname was Onions, and he pronounced it O'Nions, so the teacher's mistake wasn't all that dumb, although it was a bit off to be rude.
There were quite a few people of Polish descent at my school who pronounced their surnames completely wrong. The Yanks also get it wrong quite often, insisting on pronouncing their ws as ws and not vs, the impudent b*stards.
There were quite a few people of Polish descent at my school who pronounced their surnames completely wrong. The Yanks also get it wrong quite often, insisting on pronouncing their ws as ws and not vs, the impudent b*stards.
Was at school with an unfortunate guy whose parents obviously hadn't given any thought to the problems he would face going through life christened "Wayne Kerr"
TT.
There a firm of solicitors in Wolverhampton called Hall Pratt & Pritchard.
There a firm of solicitors in Wolverhampton called Hall Pratt & Pritchard.
Solicitor in Nottingham who handled my sister's divorce many years ago was Rupert Bear 
My uncle Roy, whose surname is Anuus, can never understand why I giggle when I post some soiled underpants through his letterbox.
Malcolm Bastard the national hunt jockey, only the dinosaurs on here will remember him.
Jamie(?) Gotobed and Chris Nutter to add to the jockeys list
I used to work with a German lady called Ingrid ****z, and my wife knew a Mr & Mrs Dick who called their daughter Iona 
Oh OK, there is a Belgian mathematician called Jacques T i t s . Look him up on wikipedia...
Lix
08 Nov 12 02:04
knew a chris Pigg and have heard of a Dr Death! Pronounced Dee-Ath apparantly.
Correct, I have an aunt with the surname De'ath or D'eath, one of the two.
08 Nov 12 02:04
knew a chris Pigg and have heard of a Dr Death! Pronounced Dee-Ath apparantly.
Correct, I have an aunt with the surname De'ath or D'eath, one of the two.
Rupert Bear was the best known lawyer in Nottingham, mainly for his name. His given first name was Christopher. He had a brother called Edward.
i knew a girl called jenny taylor, she married a guy called piercings. she decided to keep her name and add her hubbies name, so became jenny taylor-piercings. true story. 
Isla St. Clare married Wilfred Hyde White, when he died she married Brian Ferry.
She became Isla Whyte Ferry.
She became Isla Whyte Ferry.
History Maker, this is Stoke - where an onion is a bleedin' onion!
Even the most pretentious pillock going wouldn't dare to call him/herself 'Ohniyon' here, unless they wanted to be laughed out of town.
The teacher was a southerner.
Perhaps she too was new to the school and didn't realise what a berk she was making of herself (which Lynn unfortunately also caught the flack from).
Thinking about it: I can't remember seeing that teacher again.
Perhaps she did us all a favour and went back to the land of Ohniyons.
Dr Crippen, perhaps your Pratt was the same as the one I met. I wouldn't be surprised if he had the whole of the Midlands wrapped up by now.
He was a top frog in contract law - and charged accordingly.
Even the most pretentious pillock going wouldn't dare to call him/herself 'Ohniyon' here, unless they wanted to be laughed out of town.
The teacher was a southerner.
Perhaps she too was new to the school and didn't realise what a berk she was making of herself (which Lynn unfortunately also caught the flack from).
Thinking about it: I can't remember seeing that teacher again.
Perhaps she did us all a favour and went back to the land of Ohniyons.
Dr Crippen, perhaps your Pratt was the same as the one I met. I wouldn't be surprised if he had the whole of the Midlands wrapped up by now.
He was a top frog in contract law - and charged accordingly.
Knew a girl with the surname A'ness .Her parents named her Phillippa
saw a bloke on the news with surname "Goodlad " a few weeks ago lol
at school with a Pratt
teacher was K Nutt we added the P for his middle name
worked with a women surname of Mann first name Gay was fun when she was duty manager and over the tannoy came
"would Gay Mann please go to customer service desk
also a Mrs Bugg
Sidebottom always makes the wife laugh
teacher was K Nutt we added the P for his middle name
worked with a women surname of Mann first name Gay was fun when she was duty manager and over the tannoy came
"would Gay Mann please go to customer service desk
also a Mrs Bugg
Sidebottom always makes the wife laugh
Jacques Tits (French: [tits]; born 12 August 1930 in Uccle) is a Belgian and French mathematician who works on group theory and geometry and who introduced Tits buildings, the Tits alternative, and the Tits group.
Gotobed
And she used to, quite willingly.
I'm pretty sure there used to be a jockey called this.
I don't follow racing like I used to, but I'm pretty sure there was a jumps jockey called Malcolm Bas tard in the 80's, who often used to ride for a trainer called Sly.
When they had a winner it was a Sly Bas tard combination.
Or did I make this up?
And she used to, quite willingly.
I'm pretty sure there used to be a jockey called this.
I don't follow racing like I used to, but I'm pretty sure there was a jumps jockey called Malcolm Bas tard in the 80's, who often used to ride for a trainer called Sly.
When they had a winner it was a Sly Bas tard combination.
Or did I make this up?
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