I have not had a haircut for ten months

I had mine cut very short last Thursday. Me Ma says it looks ever so nice.

I had mine cut last Thursday too, i wanted short but they didnt cut it short enough

I'm overdue for a haircut.

When I say i'm going for a haircut some joker always says "which one"?

It's wearing a bit thin I can tell you! 

Are you bald?

Had mine cut yesterday £4 at the Easy Barbers..amazing how it changes your outlook on life. I can soon turn into a hippy bum letting my hair and beard grow wild at the same time. My stubble looks cooler now.

No haircut for 10 months ?   I've had mine cut 10 times in the last 10 months !   Get it cut once every month, £9 + £1 tip, same girl cuts it every time. 

If you've had no haircut for 10 mths and beard not cut for 4 mths you must look like Justin Lee Collins.

I must admit i look like a hairy bear but i wash it everyday .

^ so at least you are a clean hairy bear.

Mrs SF always cuts my hair, she did it last week as we had to go to a funeral. I don't shave unless I'm going out somewhere. My hair is getting greyer by the day, but my beard is already white

Santa's Grotto job is ideal for you, Glimmer, you lazy ****

Every 3 weeks 9£ plus 2£ tip  had it long as young beatnik cut it as a young mod grew it long as an 60sAcid head cut of In 73 had short ever since stops  young thugs thinking  I will won't fight back because believe me I will and have done I ain't no pushover was brought up to stand up for my self and would rather go down fighting then give in to bullies.. ps I'm pissed so don't take offence and give me a lecture I was brought up by ww2 warriors diferent class to days people.( better class IMO).