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There's been a spate of people sh1tting in other peoples gardens recently and i must say i'd be SEETHINGif i looked out of my window to find barrel chested cheese pilferer Anthony Worral Thompson raiding the dock leaves after laying cable on my lawn! the filthy fecker!
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He'd probably smuggle in a superb steamer, created effortlessly by the bowels of Gordon Ramsay, and pass it off as his own, the cheeky, light fingered, deranged charlatan.
He'd probably smuggle in a superb steamer
red tomato or a green pepper?
red tomato or a green pepper?
I wouldnt want any of this lot either! Though if legend is to be believed Blackburn would never use a khazi after an incident on Bill Oddies "log recycler"(totally mistaking Oddies wood chipper for bog with predictable consequences!)
Blackburn mounted the contraption and started to download,oblivious to the ensuing chaos behind as both Diddy David Hamilton and DLT got covered head to toe in sh1t!
quack quack oops!shouted an animated Oddie!!
quack quack oops!shouted an animated Oddie!!
I heard that too. Apparently the stuff was everywhere, and DLT grabbed the first thing he could lays his hands on to mop it up - but that turned out to be Gary Davies. This is where the "Oooooh Gary Davies" jingle originated.
Surprised they are not touching up 'Kid' Jensen.
German Shepherd from next door been sh!t!ng on my lawn for months......................... now his dog has started joining him 
I'm Bayleaf, I'm the gardener.
I work from early dawn,
Sweeping up the leaves and
Sh1ttin' on yer lawn.
I work from early dawn,
Sweeping up the leaves and
Sh1ttin' on yer lawn.
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