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I've got one of those battery operated 'tennis rackets'. Anything that flies in, gets fried.
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Did you see Obama being interviewed at The White House when a fly was buzzing around him.
It finally landed on his wrist, and he totaled it with his other hand, followed by the words "got the sucker"! The American public were not pleased! Interesting then that they support the slaughter of others including innocent citizens! |
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Ooooh! I have an idea for a business!
I could breed thousands of spiders, and sell them to people who like the idea of having them in the house! |
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Will you have a website.?
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Gosh!!!! Great minds think alike!
www.thewebsite.com |
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or.......
www.spidersRus.com |
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The Leopard,
You were after the wrong guy! The making stuff up person wasn't Slippy Blue saying he'd killed an ant, but Barzelona telling everyone he was going to make a move on his gorgeous, new, huge-breasted neighbour. Who'd have thought it? Seriously, check out the other thread - it's hilarious. |
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Clarkson eventually got a day release pass I see.
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Slippers, you old bugger , are you going to be watching the yank spanking marathon this evening.? Shame the course is a bit Mickey Mouse and it has turned into a putting comp, still, as long as Woods loses all of his 4 matches I can sleep happy, Come on team Europe.!!!
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Keep it real
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I'm watching me old china plate but am a bit annoyed at myself. I put a bet on USA in place but got overwhelmed by a wave of patrioism and cancelled it as I just couldn't stomach cheering on the yanks against our lads so didn't do it in the end.
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If Clarkson stuck to his guns and backed Europe yesterday morning, he must be minted by now.
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Some good quips re Stuart Leslie Goddard on here that maybe went unnoticed.
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the commandment isn't thou shall not Kill. It's thou shall not Murder.
kill and Murder are not the same. a policeman can kill a man in the service of his duties. There is no sin there unless his motives are malicious. If you start to get pleasure from killing you may be tipping into the murder catagory. Many serial killers? or murderers. start off killing small animals. When the pleasure of killing enters the process it tips over into murder. |
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Had a plague of tiny moths last winter,the b*ggers chewed holes in my fav sweater,still spot one or two,have to squash em, afraid they release the jack the ripper in me.
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I ate a moth once, back in the 70s going through my punk phase
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