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By:
SqueezeFirmly
When: 30 Sep 12 02:04
I've got one of those battery operated 'tennis rackets'. Anything that flies in, gets fried.
By:
Aunty Post
When: 30 Sep 12 07:53
Did you see Obama being interviewed at The White House when a fly was buzzing around him.

It finally landed on his wrist, and he totaled it with his other hand, followed by the words "got the sucker"!

The American public were not pleased! Interesting then that they support the slaughter of others including innocent citizens!
By:
Aunty Post
When: 30 Sep 12 07:58
Ooooh! I have an idea for a business!

I could breed thousands of spiders, and sell them to people who like the idea of having them in the house!
By:
clarkson
When: 30 Sep 12 09:02
Will you have a website.?
By:
Aunty Post
When: 30 Sep 12 09:31
Gosh!!!! Great minds think alike!

www.thewebsite.com
By:
Aunty Post
When: 30 Sep 12 09:33
or.......

www.spidersRus.com
By:
PatraTheCat
When: 30 Sep 12 16:14
The Leopard,

You were after the wrong guy! The making stuff up person wasn't Slippy Blue saying he'd killed an ant, but Barzelona telling everyone he was going to make a move on his gorgeous, new, huge-breasted neighbour. Who'd have thought it?

Seriously, check out the other thread - it's hilarious.
By:
SlippyBlue
When: 30 Sep 12 16:21
Clarkson eventually got a day release pass I see.
By:
clarkson
When: 30 Sep 12 16:56
Slippers, you old bugger , are you going to be watching the yank spanking marathon this evening.? Shame the course is a bit Mickey Mouse and it has turned into a putting comp, still, as long as Woods loses all of his 4 matches I can sleep happy, Come on team Europe.!!!
By:
SqueezeFirmly
When: 30 Sep 12 17:06
Keep it real Cool
By:
SlippyBlue
When: 30 Sep 12 17:32
I'm watching me old china plate but am a bit annoyed at myself. I put a bet on USA in place but got overwhelmed by a wave of patrioism and cancelled it as I just couldn't stomach cheering on the yanks against our lads so didn't do it in the end.
Never let sentiment get in the way of financial reward..

Hope all is good at Clarky Towers Happy
By:
SqueezeFirmly
When: 01 Oct 12 10:17
If Clarkson stuck to his guns and backed Europe yesterday morning, he must be minted by now.
By:
crags
When: 11 Sep 16 00:32
Some good quips re Stuart Leslie Goddard on here that maybe went unnoticed.
By:
zorrostrikes
When: 11 Sep 16 05:19
the commandment isn't thou shall not Kill. It's thou shall not Murder.

kill and Murder are not the same.

a policeman can kill a man in the service of his duties. There is no sin there unless his motives are malicious.

If you start to get pleasure from killing you may be tipping into the murder catagory.

Many serial killers? or murderers. start off killing small animals. When the pleasure of killing enters the process it tips over into murder.
By:
BARROWBOY
When: 11 Sep 16 18:49
Had a plague of tiny moths last winter,the b*ggers chewed holes in my fav sweater,still spot one or two,have to squash em, afraid they release the jack the ripper in me.
By:
crags
When: 11 Sep 16 22:17
I ate a moth once, back in the 70s going through my punk phase Excited
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