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Rubbish Celebrity Encounters by Chit Chatters
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wow
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Did he mention FirstGroup
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and the pickle?
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I once gave Alexi Sayle's mam a glass of champers when she gegged a mate's 21st drinks 1996 ish in the Liverpool Everyman.
I talked to her about poetry and she invited me to a local group. I learned the next day that whenever a cork popped in that place it generally lands on the back of her head. My first ever captain stinkfinger was from Ian Astbury's cousin 1992 ish. |
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Several years ago I was walking down george st in Sydney at around 2am with two mates after a huge pub crawl.
We walked past the Ivy nightclub and just as I stumbled past a bloke was being ushered out of the place by two minders, I looked up and shouted to him "G'Day mate, welcome to Australia', and then proceeded to give him a hug and big kiss on the lips'. He was pretty drunk too. It was Shoaib Akhtar. That morning he was a late withdrawl from the test match against the Aussies due to an injury. What a load of rubbish, he was drunk as a skunk and hung over! |
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Shoaib Akhtar's genital warts keep him out of Pakistan's World Twenty 20 squad
Pakistan paceman Shoaib Akhtar looks set to miss next month's World Twenty20 after receiving treatment for a genital infection. By Telegraph Staff and agencies 6:27PM BST 21 May 2009  |
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a couple of my more bizarre ones:
helped Maureen Lipman fill out her betting slip on grand national day in a Ladbrokes. gave Rod Stewarts mum a lift 10 minutes down the road (arranged through a friend who couldn't do it) as the shop keeper went out back, broke an awkward silence with Pam St Clements (Pat Butcher) in a mobile phone shop in Borehamwood by asking her if she had any interesting story lines coming up  |
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I thought my brother locking Dave "Harry" Bassett in a service station toilet just outside of Watford was pretty bad.
Not to mention the time i nearly got shot by Mi5 when the Queen and Phil rocked up while i had gone for lunch while at college. |
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I was thumbing a lift one time in South Wales and at the time punk was all the rage and that was my thing. After a short while a car stopped with three blokes in and they gave me a lift from the gates of RAF Brawdy into Haverfordwest.
Clocking my get up, ripped up t shirt and bondage pants that were black at the front and white at the back (loved those pants) they started talking about music and bands and whatnot and asked me who I liked etc. Then they asked me what I thought about Sham69 to which I replied "Shyte" and explained why...thankfully they laughed it off and delivered me to my destination...turned out they were three quarters of Sham69 minus Jimmy Pursey who were touring in that neck of the woods. |
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collywobble @ 30 Aug 12 22:30
Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!! |
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chucking it down with rain judith charmers let me shelter in his car
diamond lady |
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his car ?
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Couple of years ago I was stood in the duty free shop in Dubai.I notice a smallish bloke in front of me absolutely bathing himself(face,neck top of his head,the lot) with Chanel Bleu from the sample bottle.As if I'd got tourettes I spoke exactly what registered in my mind."Dave Basset" I boomed.He looked up and gave an ackward half smile......he must have thought.....yes you c\/nt...I know who I am!
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Once in a very packed resturant Jimmy Savile and friend walked in,no seating left for them,so the waiter asked me and my wife if Jimmy and friend could sit with us,we said yes and had a great evening.
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her car
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had a p!ss next to stuart pearce in the hospitality toilets at cheltenham around 10 years ago, i said `ayup mate' to which he replied `ayup gresty'
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Breakfast in a motorway cafe with John H Stracey.
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Ah, it was you was it
I knew I'd seen it posted before |
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We need a separate "I've p!ssed next to a celeb" thread.Noel Edmonds for me.Funnily enough that was also in Doncaster!
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I know someon who had the p!ss ripped out of him by Noel's erstwhile chum Mike Smith. Ouch.
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mine is still the best looking encounter
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I also know a bloke who got into a blazing row with Richard Briers in Chiswick
Apparently the pseudo green was reversing his car out of somewhere and nearly ran this geezer over. The exact details are a bit lost on me but it was something to the effect of Briers " Why don't you watch where you're going!!" Bloke I know " I was walking on the 4king pavement, why don't you look before reversing!!!" etc |
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A1 circa 1974, TMP. My father driving me to school, packed cafe and JHS asked if he could sit with us. Nice bloke, as I recall.
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Met Tommy Cannon at his home near York.
I honestly wouldn't have recognised him if I hadn't known! He has a pretty wife (considerably younger than he is) and a new baby (at the time) that he was acting stupidly with. He told me he was skint till the panto season, but in his bedroom were more clothes than Debenhams! Rail upon rail of suits, and slacks, and shirts, and on the floor were piles of folded casual and golf clothes. |
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We need a separate "I've p!ssed next to a celeb" thread
My contribution to this one would be Bill Oddie. When I was a nipper, my Dads football team had won their local Middlesex league and cup in the early-mid seventies and reward for doing so was a match against a 'showbiz' eleven, with the likes of Dennis Waterman, Dave Clark and a few others I can't recall. It was half time, and I needed a wazz, so my Dad took me in to the players toilets. Alongside us at the traps stood Bill Oddie, at the height of his Goodies fame, so in awe, I blurted out recognition of who it was. Bill just looked in our direction with utter disdain, but to be fair, the old man had just been kicking absolute lumps out of him for the previous 45 minutes and the prospect of another probably wasn't that appealing. |
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Cut some trees in David Jasons garden a few yrs back gave me a fiver was worth at least a tenner imo
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Sunil Gavaskar ran me out for nought, on my second delivery I knocked it past point, called yes and ran. At a push I probably could have sprinted for two, the fat git stood motionless at his end and I was ran out much to the amusement of my fellow team mates.
Stuart Pearce had a whizz next to me at a Stranglers gig in Kentish Town in the mid 80's but I didn't say hello as that would have been a bit too wierd. |
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Just remembered I very nearly ran Alan Rickman over in Wardour Street, he gave me a filthy look to say the least. Funny thing is, if I had knocked him flying in Soho, 'Truly Madly Deeply' would never have been made and I'd have done the world a favour.
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I once bumped into Joanna Lumley as we both tried to get through the gate they used to have onto the platform at King's Cross. I apologised and she smiled very sweetly as I let her pass and we both knew ... you can't manufacture that kind of heat.
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orioles 31 Aug 12 17:06
A1 circa 1974, TMP. My father driving me to school, packed cafe and JHS asked if he could sit with us. Nice bloke, as I recall. School being up Newcastle way I assume ? Must have been lost  All fights in the UK were in London except for 2 May 1972 - Piccadilly, Manchester January 1973 - Some dive in Nottingham |
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If Joanna Lumley had smiled at me, I'd have got on her train, in her carriage, in the seat next to her
She likes a bit of rough.  |
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We'd flown into Heathrow that morning and we were driving up to the North East in a white Cortina that dad had bought in London. School wasn't in Newcastle ... I was unceremoniously booted out of the car on the way up by the heartless basket.
I can't remember where we were, but it must have been fairly far south. I do remember JHS had two mugs of tea on his tray, which for some reason I thought was dead flash. |
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A bizarrely behaved Kevin Spacey in a bar at the Old Vic. My mate insisted on trying to get a picture with him which didn't go too well.
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Oi, steady the buffs. Joanna and I were nearly an item. That must have been in the 70's too.
Christ, I'm old  |
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Before the M11 AND the M25 were built, from oop norf, the way back on the A1 to Bethnal Green (home) was the A1 to Mill Hill, then turn left on to the north Circular (A406)
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I was reading my Beano.
My greatest boxing encounter was at Heathrow, on one of the moving walkways (this is in the 70's again) and the walkway that came the other way had a huge scrum of people on it. I was only a kid, and couldn't see who was in the middle of the crowd, but when I asked my brother who it was, he replied 'Muhammad Ali'. |
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listen when I was seated next to Liz Hurley she was as moist as an August slug, I could taste it in the air that day.
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After "The Coronation" the queen waved at me, as I waved my flag enthusiastically!
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I had the lack of pleasure of being shown Tommy Cannon's bedroom!
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