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Do not ask blöder for a graduation bob .
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Bloder just texted to say nature lich mein herr? (sic)
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£7 including tip.
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£12 last time I went. Mind you, I haven't had it cut for a couple of years, so I dare not go back. Might be a three figure number next time!
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$15.00 for me....last one wasn't even a good effort either
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£7.00 for me which is £1.00 for each hair!
Well worth it as she and I go back a long time, and it's great to have half an hour of banter, and putting the world to rights! I just wish I was half as fit as her! We do a 45 minute spin class at the gym, and I am "dead", and she goes off on another cardio machine, with me dripping on another gadget under an air con outlet! Well she is only two thirds of my age! ![]() |
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she sounds very active for a 60 yr old
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Actually BB, you are closer to the truth than you may think!
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I wear a wig, so I don't have to pay anything for a haircut.
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need mine done tomorrow.
£4.50 and tip the 50p for a round fiver. its only a number 1 all over so refuse to pay the £9+ some places are looking! besides they do the best job on my hair. |
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Mr Makybe cuts his own hair, so it doesn't cost him a penny, and our cocker spaniel kindly lends him his clippers
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I cut and style my own.. Have asked the mrs to help with the back/neck area... But She's a C*nt!
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I asked my girlfriend to do my neck shave, i knew she had a drink but thought it would be fine, ffs . No exaggeration she shaved half way up my head, i was seething, she said what do you expect I'm drunk . I went into work the next day wearing a fleece zipped right up under the chin, now this was an office environment .It was a few hours before one of the lads asked if i had a stiff neck, i showed them, they lived off that for weeks .
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What about The Old Boy that was getting his Hair Cut by a Young Dolly Bird in my Local Hairdressers.They were Chatting away when she notices the Cape going up and down in rapid succssesion,thinking he was having a whank she screamed and hit him on the head with the Clippers........Turns out The Old Boy was Only Cleaning His Glasses.
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When she asks me what want I always ask for plenty on the floor
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YEAH RIGHT
Most on here are bald as a coot. |
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I have more hair on my balls than on my head, that's for sure
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So how much do you pay for getting your balls trimmed?
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Pay? ffs i have a woman at house who happily does it for free
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You like the drowned rat look then?
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£9 + £1 tip every 4 weeks.
and always make the next appointment after every haircut and always stick to the same girl cutting it. |
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Well me i don't care, it's her who doesn't like to see too much hair on my body
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Abolo,
you one of these hairy chaps? ( sh1t, this sounds gayer ) |
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I'm not one those apes but i have naturally a fair amount of hair on the chest, the back and the genitals, yes. I would happily post pics but it won't pass the censorship
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No hands up from me regards pics, but I get the picture sir.
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I normally pay a tenner for a no.3 with the clippers at the end when he asks " If you would like anything on it?" I always reply " yeah a pair of knickers you've cut it like a c unt".
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always prefer a woman cutting my hair, just generally found them better than men.
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I pay nothing Mrs TMP cuts mine
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job done , fiver now!
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7 quid unfortunatly
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Amazed how many people tip barbers I only pay a fiver a time never tip though but do go every 3 weeks.
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