Your Top Ten most irritating songs

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1 anything by Celine Dion

'irritating' is an understatement for most of those

November Rain - Guns n Roses a shocking omission




and i like guns n roses

no way no way

You'll Never Walk Alone (NAP)

I'm with TMP but not fussed about celine Dion

Mull Of Kintyre
Islands In The Stream

Once more the butler and His Royal Highness are in agreement.

Billy Joel wearing his learning so heavily, putting a tricksy history lesson to music in 'We didn't start the fire' and I've bamged on ad nauseum abouth the shouty nothingness that is the one hit from 4 Non Blondes (put 'Two Princes' by The Spin Doctors in there whilst your at it and PULL THE T!TTY BEARD OFF THAT STUPID PHOOKING LEAD SINGER  whilst you're at it).

Assuming stuff by all Xfactor-type pondlife is already on it's way to Hades' fiery pit then stuff by 'proper' artists, written down in bold in the 'RTB Book of W@ank' include:

Imagine (#1 with a 45mm bullet!)
Shiny Happy People
Mr Wendell
Ebeneezer Goode
Groovy Kind of Love (Phil Collins)
Little Bird (Annie Lennnox)

Oi

Sex Bomb, sex bomb, you're my sex bomb, baby you can turn me on - It's time to turn it in if that's the best you can do, TJ
Have a niiiiiiiiiice day, have a niiiiiiiiiiice day - Whiny Americanisms from the Stereophonics
Love Shack - B52's

I Wanna Be A Billionaire, by Travie McCoy (had to look that up) ... sounds like the materialistic little runt is going to burst into tears any moment

any of the dirge that Del Amitri inflicted on us in the early 90s

I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor, for becoming an anthem for tattooed boozed up trollops on the pull, somehow imagining they represent strength and independence

Please lady, please, lady, don't just walk away

'Cause I have this need to tell you why I'm all alone today

I can see so much of me still living in your eyes

Won't you share a part of a weary heart that has lived a million lies

Oh I've been to Nice and the isle of Greece

Where I sipped champagne on a yacht

I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed 'em what I've got

I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things

That a woman ain't s'posed to see

I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me

Charlene

Anything by Justin Bieber for me

Believe - Cher
It's Raining Men - Weather Girls / Gerri Halliwell

Truly awful songs

Come on Eileen. Can't turn it off fast enough, lishpping twatt.

1. One by the Stereochronics.
2. One by the Stereochronics.
3. One by the Stereochronics.
4. One by the Stereochronics.
5. One by the Stereochronics.
6. One by the Stereochronics.
7. One by the Stereochronics.
8. One by the Stereochronics.
9. One by the Stereochronics.
10. The Key The Secret by the utterly appalling (and mercifully brief) Urban Cookie Collective.

Wonderwall by Nowaysis

Bohemian rhapsody - pretentious crap

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M.S.P,forget the name of the song,She Wears Her Hair In Bunches is a line in it......Does My Crust Right In.

It'th A Mythtery by Toyah effin Wilcocth.

Carp of the highest order.

collywobble - where would you even hear that record to find it irritating unless your missus plays it to death ?  odd choice imo

for me ,

that effin tripe they play at sports stadia - THAT one by the black eyed peas 

Stairway to Fecking Heaven

Robbie Williams- Angels. If that record had stiffed he was going to be dropped... so near, yet so far.

****cat Dolls- Don'tcha... Smug, sub hen night dross.

Oasis- Champagne Supernova. Mawkish dreck from the 'rock' band of choice for sales reps and 'work hard play hard' types.

N-Dubz- Perm any from far too many.

10) Sit Down - James

I'm going to take issue with you here HRH. I think that the lyrics are fantastic and it's the over production and chant along chorus (with actions ) that makes no sense

I had an accoustic version ( which I assume is the original ) and it's fugging excellent

Really? A couple of my mates I often go to gigs with, and generally see eye to eye with musically, love James, but I just can't have them. I think it's Tim Booth's vocals that grate with me. He sometimes sounds like he wants to be Bono. She's A Star, Laid, Come Home - don't like any of them. Born Of Frustration is ok, but Sit Down with the banal chorus makes my ears bleed.

I don't mind Jessie J but every time I hear price tag I get the urge to commit mass murder.

Heard 'Alive' by Pearl Jam for the first time in ages

Glorious riff and potentially interesting lyrical matter for the listner to get stuck into. Is it about adoption? Child Abuse? Not incest surely? Redemption and ones ability to survive?

Who knows because EDDIE VEDDER'S FARTING GREAT VOCALS AND VERBAL CURLICUES MAKE IT UNLISTENABLE!

So I stuck 'Jeremy' on the i-pod.

Which is about a child psycopath.....

^ I'm apoplectic. Need a lie down

Shiny happy people by REM, i like a lot of their stuff but this stinks.

coach

A pub me and the missus/son go to for drinks/dinner once a week seem to play 'It's a mystery' every time we're there.

It's a mystery to me why.

"Come On Eileen" Dexys Midnight Runners

There She Goes by The La's, how can a song go on for so long with only about 20 words?? Utter drivel.

Collywobble,

probably some in house joke ,you'll have to ask next time   

We're Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

As I'm waiting for my dinner,  I'm in a mood so here are mine ( I've only put songs that can conceivably be liked by other people )

1) Extreme - More than Words - Spare me
2) 10cc - I'm not in Love - Another Our Tune Special
3) U2 - Most of them, but Beautiful Day really grates
4) Bill Withers - Lovely Day ( just the repetition )
5) Foreigner - I wanna know what lurve is - over earnest tripe
6) Gerry and the Pacemaker - All of them  equally
7) David Bowie - Blue Jean & China Girl - He should have stuck to the drugs and cross dressing
8) Hanson - mmmbop - irritating, but strangely catchy
9) Katy Perry - California Gurls - I can switch my ears off until all that WHOAAOOOAHH bit comes on and alerts me that it's still on
10) Professor Green - I need you tonight, rip off. I find his Alvin and the Chipmunk voice nauseating

Now wheres my nosh...

I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor, for becoming an anthem for tattooed boozed up trollops on the pull, somehow imagining they represent strength and independence

The first 3 seconds has me reaching for the off button and i dont even know (or care) what song it is.
But its enough to tell me its an intro to a fecking Stock Aitken and Waterman song

Most of Beyonce's tracks are irritating

Poison Ivy - The Lambrettas

Hollaback Girl by Gwen Steffani needs to be added - Utter sh1te on it's own merit (though was part of one of the greatest TV scenes ever in the Family Guy Shawshank p1ss take), but my next door neighbour of about seven years ago had the bloody song on repeat for about two months.

That song by the stupid bitch who sang about being a punk rocker with flowers in her hair. Punk Rockers have chemicals, dandruff and copious amounts of hairspray in their hair, not bleeding freesias and daisies.

That horrific One Direction song - That's what makes you beautiful. Plus for super-duper bonus points the video. Stevie Wonder could see that the girl is beautiful.

Oh and anything by the Beatles.

And Smells Like Teen Spirit really grates on me.

Any Westlife or Ronan Keating - but esp 'Love is a rollercoaster'... detest the way he 'sings' & it's such a trite song
Any Spice Girls...
Any Bland E*ection
Anything from the Syco school of musical excrement in fact... ... abhorrent dirge.
M People 'Movin On Up' and that one with her singing, 'What have you done today to make you feel good'... just horrific saccharine tune, & horrible vocal.
Anything by Craig David, 'we were making love by Tues, & by Thurs I'd written another sh*t song'.
Any Jamiroquai - awful white man's jazz... combined with that stupid hat & silly dance moves on conveyer belt in the video for 'Virtual Insanity'... makes me wish the guy would do us all a favour & drive his sports car off a cliff.
Any Ocean Colour Scene... landfill indie at its worst.

The Killers - Norman Whiteside

Indie-by-numbers tat from Americans who don't 'get it' and never will.

Anything by the following prententious, posturing faux rockers:
Bon Jovi,
Van Halen,
Guns'n'Roses,
Queens of the Stone Age

Anything by Oasis or the fecking studio produced West Coast schmaltz that is used in virtually every American teen movie and all sounds the same. Sh1t

Anything by Blur, those art-school middle-class w@nkers

I always assumed you were rather middle-class, Roger.

'Talkin 'Bout a Revolution' by Tracey Chapman.

Leaving aside the blatant Joan Armatrading rip-off, Alexei Sayle pinned her and this song completely, 'back in the day'.

'Poor people will rise up?' NO THEY BLOODY WON'T.'If we all hold hands we'll lokk like a bloddy fence!'

Dumb whimsy dressed up as a triumph of the soul.

Never pretended anything otherwise - unlike those 'chim-chimineeing' cnts

Point taken.

a few years ago it was anything by Lighthouse family - musical moving wallpaper

anything with voice distortion. Doesn't anyone just use the normal mike anymore?

10 any rap crap
9 any rap crap
8 any rap crap
7 any rap crap
6 any rap crap
5 any rap crap
4 any rap crap
3 any rap crap
2 any rap crap
1 anything by Celine Dion

^^^^ CORRECT

rogerthebutler Joined: 01 Mar 03
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Anything by Blur, those art-school middle-class w@nkers

^^^^ IDIOT

rogerthebutler Joined: 01 Mar 03
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Never pretended anything otherwise - unlike those 'chim-chimineeing' cnts

They made loads of different songs to Parklife/Country House type...Song 2/Popscene/Chinese Bombs etc more punk rock you chart listening donk!

Clouseau
29 Aug 12 14:47
Anything by the following prententious, posturing faux rockers:
Bon Jovi,
Van Halen,
Guns'n'Roses,
Queens of the Stone Age

I thought that the early stuff that GnR did was ace. Paradise City, Sweet Child O Mine, Welcome to the Jungle... marvellous

doridoru Joined: 14 May 10
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rogerthebutler Joined: 01 Mar 03
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Never pretended anything otherwise - unlike those 'chim-chimineeing' cnts

They made loads of different songs to Parklife/Country House type...Song 2/Popscene/Chinese Bombs etc more punk rock you chart listening donk!


Hi Damon!

What about song 2 Roger? A magnificent piece of work. WOOO-HOOO!!!

718 29 Aug 12 19:15 
What about song 2 Roger? A magnificent piece of work. WOOO-HOOO!!!

Yep when this came out in 1997 it was a wtf moment of brilliance as their last albums main single was Country House, they then made much more experimental/rock stuff, just irks me how people slag them and only know a couple of their poppy chart singles...

I've got to admit I find them ( and Gorrillaz ) a bit hit and miss. But DA does deliver some great stuff sometimes - Glitterfreeze for example

I've just put glitter freeze on ..... ooowaaa oooawwaa

The amount of great and varied stuff Albarn has done with Blur, Gorillaz and many others makes him the musical genius of the last 20 years...

Heard a few today on the radio;

I got a feeling - Black Eyed Peas, in fact anything by the BEP
Any American soft rock nonsense about having a great summertime - I'm looking at you Nickelback, Kid Rock, Simple Plan/Sean Paul and even Bryan Adams Summer of '69.
Asher Roth (sp) - I love college

I think that Wand Erection song is a great pop song

Used to love Don't Stop Believin' before Glee cast popularised (and murdered) it now can't stand it any more

utc
29 Aug 12 19:47
Nickelback,

Beardy Canadians are easy targets. Rockstar is a great song I think

Blur made terrible singles but good album tracks