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HRH The Lager Khan
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Leaving out novelty acts such as Mr Blobby, Jive Bunny and Ed Sheeran

10) Sit Down - James
9) True Colours - Phil Collins
8) Cha Cha Slide - DJ Casper
7) Parklife - Blur
6) Tubthumping - Chumbawamba
5) Saviours Day - Cliff
4) Moves Like Jagger - Maroon 5
3) Angels - Robbie Williams
2) What's Up - 4 Non Blondes
1) Wannabe - Spice Girls

Just missed the cut: Baggy Trousers - Madness, American Pie - Don McLean, You're The One That I Want - from Grease, Go West - Pet Shop Boys, Lady In Red - Chris De Burgh, We Didn't Start The Fire - Billy Joel, Grace Kelly - Mika, Tik Tok - Kesha, Mistletoe And Wine - Cliff, True - Spandau Ballet

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By:
twomatchpoints
When: 27 Aug 12 01:32
10 any rap crap
9 any rap crap
8 any rap crap
7 any rap crap
6 any rap crap
5 any rap crap
4 any rap crap
3 any rap crap
2 any rap crap
1 anything by Celine Dion
By:
tobermory
When: 27 Aug 12 01:36
'irritating' is an understatement for most of those
By:
David Fishwick Minibus Sales
When: 27 Aug 12 01:41
November Rain - Guns n Roses a shocking omission




and i like guns n roses
By:
David Fishwick Minibus Sales
When: 27 Aug 12 01:42
no way no way
By:
David Fishwick Minibus Sales
When: 27 Aug 12 01:43
You'll Never Walk Alone (NAP)
By:
Burton-Brewers
When: 27 Aug 12 01:56
I'm with TMP but not fussed about celine Dion
By:
kincsem
When: 27 Aug 12 02:55
Mull Of Kintyre
Islands In The Stream
By:
rogerthebutler
When: 27 Aug 12 08:00
Once more the butler and His Royal Highness are in agreement.

Billy Joel wearing his learning so heavily, putting a tricksy history lesson to music in 'We didn't start the fire' and I've bamged on ad nauseum abouth the shouty nothingness that is the one hit from 4 Non Blondes (put 'Two Princes' by The Spin Doctors in there whilst your at it and PULL THE T!TTY BEARD OFF THAT STUPID PHOOKING LEAD SINGER  whilst you're at it).

Assuming stuff by all Xfactor-type pondlife is already on it's way to Hades' fiery pit then stuff by 'proper' artists, written down in bold in the 'RTB Book of W@ank' include:

Imagine (#1 with a 45mm bullet!)
Shiny Happy People
Mr Wendell
Ebeneezer Goode
Groovy Kind of Love (Phil Collins)
Little Bird (Annie Lennnox)
By:
Joel
When: 27 Aug 12 08:10
Oi
By:
utc
When: 27 Aug 12 08:15
Sex Bomb, sex bomb, you're my sex bomb, baby you can turn me on - It's time to turn it in if that's the best you can do, TJ
Have a niiiiiiiiiice day, have a niiiiiiiiiiice day - Whiny Americanisms from the Stereophonics
Love Shack - B52's
By:
starfish and coffee
When: 27 Aug 12 08:28
I Wanna Be A Billionaire, by Travie McCoy (had to look that up) ... sounds like the materialistic little runt is going to burst into tears any moment

any of the dirge that Del Amitri inflicted on us in the early 90s

I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor, for becoming an anthem for tattooed boozed up trollops on the pull, somehow imagining they represent strength and independence
By:
Clouseau
When: 27 Aug 12 09:00
Please lady, please, lady, don't just walk away

'Cause I have this need to tell you why I'm all alone today

I can see so much of me still living in your eyes

Won't you share a part of a weary heart that has lived a million lies

Oh I've been to Nice and the isle of Greece

Where I sipped champagne on a yacht

I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed 'em what I've got

I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things

That a woman ain't s'posed to see

I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me

Charlene
By:
Joel
When: 27 Aug 12 09:04
Anything by Justin Bieber for me
By:
Stake & Chips
When: 27 Aug 12 09:39
Believe - Cher
It's Raining Men - Weather Girls / Gerri Halliwell

Truly awful songs
By:
speedypro
When: 27 Aug 12 12:19
Come on Eileen. Can't turn it off fast enough, lishpping twatt.
By:
Max and Paddy
When: 27 Aug 12 13:53
1. One by the Stereochronics.
2. One by the Stereochronics.
3. One by the Stereochronics.
4. One by the Stereochronics.
5. One by the Stereochronics.
6. One by the Stereochronics.
7. One by the Stereochronics.
8. One by the Stereochronics.
9. One by the Stereochronics.
10. The Key The Secret by the utterly appalling (and mercifully brief) Urban Cookie Collective.
By:
Marxist-Leninist
When: 27 Aug 12 13:56
Wonderwall by Nowaysis
By:
Lee Ho Fooks
When: 27 Aug 12 13:56
Bohemian rhapsody - pretentious crap
By:
Burton-Brewers
When: 27 Aug 12 14:23
10  any selection by larrence
9  any selection by larrence
8  any selection by larrence
7  any selection by larrence
6  any selection by larrence
5  any selection by larrence
4  any selection by larrence
3  any selection by larrence
2  any selection by larrence
1  any selection by larrence
By:
acey deucy
When: 27 Aug 12 14:24
M.S.P,forget the name of the song,She Wears Her Hair In Bunches is a line in it......Does My Crust Right In.Angry
By:
collywobble
When: 27 Aug 12 17:51
It'th A Mythtery by Toyah effin Wilcocth.

Carp of the highest order.
By:
Coachbuster
When: 27 Aug 12 18:04
collywobble - where would you even hear that record to find it irritating unless your missus plays it to death ?  odd choice imo
By:
Coachbuster
When: 27 Aug 12 18:05
for me ,

that effin tripe they play at sports stadia - THAT one by the black eyed peas  CryCryCry
By:
Premier League Cycle
When: 27 Aug 12 18:05
Stairway to Fecking Heaven Cry
By:
inner city sumo
When: 27 Aug 12 18:07
Robbie Williams- Angels. If that record had stiffed he was going to be dropped... so near, yet so far.

****cat Dolls- Don'tcha... Smug, sub hen night dross.

Oasis- Champagne Supernova. Mawkish dreck from the 'rock' band of choice for sales reps and 'work hard play hard' types.

N-Dubz- Perm any from far too many.
By:
718
When: 27 Aug 12 21:19
10) Sit Down - James

I'm going to take issue with you here HRH. I think that the lyrics are fantastic and it's the over production and chant along chorus (with actions ) that makes no sense

I had an accoustic version ( which I assume is the original ) and it's fugging excellent
By:
HRH The Lager Khan
When: 27 Aug 12 21:37
Really? A couple of my mates I often go to gigs with, and generally see eye to eye with musically, love James, but I just can't have them. I think it's Tim Booth's vocals that grate with me. He sometimes sounds like he wants to be Bono. She's A Star, Laid, Come Home - don't like any of them. Born Of Frustration is ok, but Sit Down with the banal chorus makes my ears bleed.
By:
Mr Eboue
When: 27 Aug 12 22:28
I don't mind Jessie J but every time I hear price tag I get the urge to commit mass murder.
By:
rogerthebutler
When: 27 Aug 12 22:52
Heard 'Alive' by Pearl Jam for the first time in ages

Glorious riff and potentially interesting lyrical matter for the listner to get stuck into. Is it about adoption? Child Abuse? Not incest surely? Redemption and ones ability to survive?

Who knows because EDDIE VEDDER'S FARTING GREAT VOCALS AND VERBAL CURLICUES MAKE IT UNLISTENABLE!

So I stuck 'Jeremy' on the i-pod.

Which is about a child psycopath.....
By:
HRH The Lager Khan
When: 27 Aug 12 23:19
^ I'm apoplectic. Need a lie down Crazy
By:
blackestnight
When: 28 Aug 12 01:34
Shiny happy people by REM, i like a lot of their stuff but this stinks.
By:
collywobble
When: 28 Aug 12 08:25
coach

A pub me and the missus/son go to for drinks/dinner once a week seem to play 'It's a mystery' every time we're there.

It's a mystery to me why.
By:
Escobar.
When: 28 Aug 12 09:27
"Come On Eileen" Dexys Midnight Runners
By:
Ben Johnson's Pharmacist
When: 28 Aug 12 13:18
There She Goes by The La's, how can a song go on for so long with only about 20 words?? Utter drivel.
By:
Coachbuster
When: 28 Aug 12 13:38
Collywobble,

probably some in house joke ,you'll have to ask next time   Grin
By:
unitedbiscuits
When: 28 Aug 12 15:19
We're Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
By:
718
When: 28 Aug 12 18:59
As I'm waiting for my dinner,  I'm in a mood so here are mine ( I've only put songs that can conceivably be liked by other people )

1) Extreme - More than Words - Spare me
2) 10cc - I'm not in Love - Another Our Tune Special
3) U2 - Most of them, but Beautiful Day really grates
4) Bill Withers - Lovely Day ( just the repetition )
5) Foreigner - I wanna know what lurve is - over earnest tripe
6) Gerry and the Pacemaker - All of them  equally
7) David Bowie - Blue Jean & China Girl - He should have stuck to the drugs and cross dressing
8) Hanson - mmmbop - irritating, but strangely catchy
9) Katy Perry - California Gurls - I can switch my ears off until all that WHOAAOOOAHH bit comes on and alerts me that it's still on
10) Professor Green - I need you tonight, rip off. I find his Alvin and the Chipmunk voice nauseating

Now wheres my nosh...
By:
i_agree_with_nick
When: 28 Aug 12 19:03
I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor, for becoming an anthem for tattooed boozed up trollops on the pull, somehow imagining they represent strength and independence

LaughLaughLaugh
By:
mad mad moon
When: 28 Aug 12 22:44
The first 3 seconds has me reaching for the off button and i dont even know (or care) what song it is.
But its enough to tell me its an intro to a fecking Stock Aitken and Waterman song
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