Has anyone ever had anything confiscated at customs?

10 cartons of Marlboro Lights, Luton airport

^ on a run for the snake?

cough

A Transit full of Bensons and VAT69

It's a bit naughty imo when all a person wants is a bid of mustard on their beef whilst smoking a cigarette.

2 small plastic bottles of Branston at Stansted about 3 years ago. I was living in Denmark at the time, and couldn't get it over there. Rather irritated, I asked the jobsworth in question if he would like me to nip back through customs and buy him some nice mature cheddar to go with my pickle. He informed me there was no need to be so sarcastic, so I then inquired what it was about the explosive qualities of Cross And Blackwell's finest that made it such a hit with Al Qaeda - I was told that any more such comments and security would be called.

^ why did you be sarcastic to the poor lad on the front-line

take it to your MP HRH ffs you do realise people on the so called front-line have their hands tied and have to adhere to guidelines dont you

tesco own brand u wd av walked thru

stanley blade @ schipol

I think sealing has something to do with it too. They let me take the jar of honey through fine.

Sawn off shotgun
M16
Walther PPK
Magnum 45
Heckler and Kosch SMG

Fussy fackers for an inland flight from Glasgow to Manchester

I think customs and airport security is being confused by some people.

I think you're right EGG - silly me.

A bag full of German sausage.

It was a wurst case scenario.

400 cigs and 2 bottles cognac,bottle drambuie ....said "it was medication purposes "...bristol Airport

Zippo lighter in the USA..Not long after 9-11.

Unwashed frilly knickers. They said it was a health hazard.

$250,000 @ Heathrow on arrival from Barbados . A decent meeting at Garrison Savannah all for nothing

My wife

^ very good