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Very, very good Crisp!!!
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I know her, she has perfect chebbs, much like kathy lloyds
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hello Tommy
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Could be the biggest payout ever for this busker
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Hello Fishy.
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has it started yet guys ?
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busker crashing it
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Wurzels next 'I got a brand new combine harvester'
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Olly Murs must be saving himself for the closing ceremony
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i prefer the Calvin Harris remix of this one tbh
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Will they have a dog race round the track, after all it used to be a greyhound stadium.
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that twaat on the right
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amazing scenes
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Coincidently, I'd like to see Olly Murs run over by a combine harvester.
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Have the dairy farmer protesters gatecrashed the Olympics?
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here come the ladies of the night, very traditional
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so nice that this is not part of the opening ceremony.
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Is this for real?ffs.
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rock and roll my armpit
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Well one thing for them...the Chinese Military wouldn't have been able to do that.
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frank turner - very good
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is this supposed to be a representation of Britain. It looks like something from Lord of the Rings.
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please no Cher Lloyd or Wand Erection, not tonight, please
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Coldplay must have been booked.
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Things can only get better. We hope.
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FFS - Boris and Seb have double booked the stadium with the young farmers annual jolly up. Everyone will be w@nkered on mead
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seriously dreadful stuff
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here comes mr OTT
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15 mins to go and the Beeb have ticked 18 of the 20 required boxes.
Only the British Chinese (the basketball player hasnt been on yet), and the Gay Male are left (I know Lennox has been on but it will only be confirmed when Colin Jackson arrives) |
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I get it,starting off sh1te and finishing with something Spectacular.
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Never heard of Frank Turner. Who is he?
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Is it just me that has no optimism that it will be remotely spectacular.
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Dont mention the war
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It looks like Heston Blumminfool has been at it
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What has Danny Boyle done with our £27m?
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I've got 3-1 with Paddy Power that the firewwork spectacular is wrecked by Mario Balotelli
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if they exclude the gangs and the drug dealers I am going to get the cps to prosecute the bbc for rascism and the IOC
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wheres BBc Des when you need him
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Some classic re-writing of history here by Marr
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