Other than **** weather, **** football team, **** economy, **** women...

Monarchy

Halal meat

Monarchy?? so an old lady who owns £ 2 million worth of furs she never wears whilst tramps sit on your cold streets who is paid around 10 times the amount of any other european royal family is ok.. may I suggest you could procure her services for a lot less and maybe build an extra hospital or 2 with all that you save

Peak District

The cost to the taxpayer of supporting the monarchy rose slightly over the last financial year according to Buckingham Palace accounts.
The Queen's official expenditure increased by £200,000, from £32.1 million in 2010/11 to £32.3 million in 2011/12, a rise of 0.6%.

You from the Peak Burt?

no but I used to go quite often with my dogs

You'd think she'd go out and buy herself some more crowns with all the money she has. It's no good being seen in the same old stale crown all the time.

Imagine just imagine the royal family income was halved and indeed quartered, would they then take the huff and not cut so many ribbonds?? Im guessing they would realise they are still stupidly wealthy and keep on doing what they do for less. thus enabling the state to buy a few books for schools etc

It could be worse, we could live in a country where the police kick 9 year old children on the ground.



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-18701419

I see peabrain's got a new night porter job

Our weather is gloriously seasonal, our football team is magnificent. Our economy is disproportionately large, like our women, bless 'em.

Throw in cricket on the village green and the richest cultural life on the planet and it's blighty for me, every time

Hebrew lol


you can say England is 2 countries in one ,a bit like the States .You need a certain amount of cash in the pocket to enjoy fully.

....but it certainly can't be worse than the middle east whichever way you look at it 

blimey how did I miss it was peabrain who was the OP? Peapod is just jealous because most of us have a Queen and a 4skin.

Humour! You need a fair amount of it to avoid to be depressed here

foreskins

skinheads

foreheads

The British sense of humour.

A Love of Pork, and the ability to look after ourselves throughout history.

It's no good being seen in the same old stale crown all the time.

State, not stale ffs