Masturbating over your ex..

I've had a wank on every saturday this month


except the black one cos she's a dog!

I don't think she'd keep still for long enough.

yer ma?

sneak under the covers and give her some dutch oven attention.

ensure their is a warm, deep smell under there by the time youre climbing back out the window

there*

sniff

if you have a wank over ur ex its just finnal reaffirmation that it was her who dumped you

you will get over it in next 5-7 yers

no worries

A very real and common phenomenon, which Viz defined as viewing your ex through rose-tinted testicles.

Coincidentally I had a dream last night about my ex who I broke up with four years and certainly do not have any feelings or desires for. In the dream we were at a wedding and during the reception she asked me to **** in her mouth, and inevitably I duly obliged. If any dream experts out there can she any light on this I'd be most grateful.

J1ZZ

"to have and to hold" part of the wedding vows. hope this hips.

most unseemly

pp Lord Snooty

If any dream experts out there can she any light on this I'd be most grateful.

Yes...I can help.....

Someone has stolen your shed !