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strand is ok
just needs to learn how the saddo code works on here |
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Yes
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Sorry - wrong thread.
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Jack and
the Bean STALKY STALKY? |
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Well what a great day at work ladies!!!!!
Stopped my one cig policy, and moving into the none at all environment Done well with no non-smoking aids. |
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what you
mean son? |
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I am far to thick to realise
if someone is been horrible. what sort of signs should I look out for? |
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Strands
Just watching something on DAVE that is showing black man's willies Might be right up your Mud hut street.... |
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How do you know this fact
Do he touch you in a way that you enjoyed? Maybe you should discuss seconds with him. |
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STRAND MAN
TOLD YOU GOOD LUCK |
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ok, go to bed....
Have had to sit and watch your crap on TV while I play on laptop night night split arse |
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Split arse has left me a list of things to do....
Is she having a lucking fuagh? Iron her clothes for her night out tonight, Yeah right. |
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Too right, they'll be
well wrinkly by the time she gets in and heavily starched once they've dried out in the morning |
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Did not mention anything about ironing her knickers Ken...
Anyways, have done it. Anything for a quiet life'ish. Anyone know how to operate a washing machine? |
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Yes, set to 90 degrees, fastest spin you can go. Then fill it to the brim with fairy liquid.
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Nice one Mr Masters
Will give it a try. What is Fairy Liquid by the way? |
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You know hands that do dishes?
They can be as soft as your face. With mild, green, fairy liquid. HTH |
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Not really sure on hands that do dishes...
But the wife says I have a lovely face for radio. She is kind and considerate, that is why i just burnt her jeans while ironing. |
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Cooking next,
Then hang out the washing, then feed the animals. |
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I know one is interested, but have stopped all smoke related cigarettes now.
Onto the electronic one starting to cough up lots of strange coloured flem. |
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Now the rain has stopped, anyone would think that it is summer.
Electric cig all the way now... Getting use to having it in my hand... Was strange at first, as brain was comparing this to proper cigs. |
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So so so... what you want from Chinese Fat Bum?
Yeah me going, will leave the telly to you... Do not be going for a pint on the way, ffs... Bloody women. |
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don't tell trucky
he'll want to go with you and bone you on the way |
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Was it something i said Trucks??
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excuse me
3 lines or own thread... Many tanks |
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this electronic cig is fab now.
Had it in work today, and just had a quick toot when needed. It is just giving the USB port a toot now. |
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not bad son
how is life winding The clique up, Do you think you will make it til Monday? |
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Did you manage
to get that glue that you PM'ed me about? |
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Evo-stick is the way forward kiddo
top drolley from top trolley |
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plenty of fairies on ear kiddo
let em nose have you ever considered a split arse in your life? |
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plenty of fairies on ear kiddo
let em nose have you ever considered a split arse in your life? |
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that means female
where I come from Twucky. Do you know why they call em split arse? |
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Well, I do not look at male bum
so I suppose that answers the question then. |
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FOR FLUCK SACK
YOU WANT ME TO WATCH, WANT YOU WANT TO WATCH BIATCH AND MOAN I AM ON LAPTOP..... FFS |
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You aving a laugh, split arse?
Have sat here all night watching your carp and you off to bed, get off that internet???? |
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Yeah Bitch.....
double yeah Bitch.... ffs |
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dorky apple sniffer
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WHAT you mean, "what the fook am I doing up at this time?"
OOPS NEARLY.... OLD EARS, ARE LETTING ME DOWN. |
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fakky fakky
green card too late to pull out |
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out last night in city centre...
upset the the perfume guy in bog when i asked him if he was black or brown... said I brownist. |