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lol (.)(.) |
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LOL
FOYDC ROFL |
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Hot hot hot, well hotter than normal
Barbie and Ken invited for Tea Hope the wife swapping goes well..... |
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Barbie and Ken invited for Tea
My grandparents' names. Not kidding. He SEETHED in a way that makes betfair seething look like a mere shrug of the shoulders. |
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Shrugged the shoulders
Ohhhhhhh Honey, That was a smelly one Shuffle off towards the free extra burnt sausage and put on a dry bit of lettuce. |
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Lettuce is for rabbits
rabbits are for pússy pússy is for eating |
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Pussing is for eating it tastes so good
Do not tell mann though he is part of the Hood One wrong comment about the any CATS, he will report you, and eat your prat. |
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Just completely ignore what the other person has said on chit chat
I am more important than anyone on here, and my views count for every thing Not you FRESH |
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Who is the old bin on the one show?
Looks like a bloke many thanks |
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your welcome
no idea who are we talking about again? |
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What is with people that drive with their windows up in the summer?
Do enough of that in the winter. Look at me, look at me |
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Sorry, was meaning people with AIR CON
TOO MUCH MONEY I prefer the windows down with radio 4 blasting. |
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Why is there such thing as a car?
i think we should walk everywhere, if we want to go somewhere foreign,then we should swim. |
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Probably started from the days of horse and cart....
Horse power, cars and small penis. Penis = Get in touch David Williams, he loves it. |
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eggy
noxious overpowering |
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Simon now has williams penís.
unlucky. peanuts are yummy. |
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Peanuts are nice but have never seen the point in putting them in butter.
pickled eggs shopping :-( |
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Sunshine.
My neighbour is a cúnt. is it only saturday? |
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Sun burnt arms top side. lOOK A BIGGER cHunt
Is that you Fresh, Throw back the ball please, sorry for the noise. Throw some more lamb on the BAAAAA BAAAAA queue |
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Just typing my usual drivel in this space.
Hot outside, and hope everyone is enjoying the sun. Give the ball back Freshy, or we will p1ss through your fence. |
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Toooooooooo much sun for me
kick them coles in to jobs Fart... PHEW... SWEET smell |
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Start another thread? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FRESH, Throw the ball back, sorry for the nude volley ball BIG TEETH on TELLY... nOT THE bEE gEES |
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you two
should get a room |
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match points match points you remind me of my gran
probably less teeth but you are the the man moan moan moan and half a laugh, you lost one leg and still support McGrath |
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That ball is now in the possession of my dog.
The wife loves balls. now mine are itchy. |
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which saddo would be looking at black leggings in this weather? Nearly curbed it while perving at some of these short shorts.
Hope the dog enjoys your wifes balls then Why do you never see a sikh driving a convertible? |
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Bish.
Bash. Bosh. |
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Old man ( over 60 ) in convertible, playing heavy metal very loudly at traffic lights.
Salad again for tea Strawberry Nipple Ice cream |
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Had he got a young thai lady is the passenger seat?
Why do birds (the flying variety) chirp so early in the morning? Hey,give us a bite there baby! |
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Only a shirt and Tie, and looked and sounded ridiculous. Radio 4 all the way at that age.
Because they can and will until you take your c0ck out of the crack of dawn. only small portion for me, have to watch my figure. |
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Is picking your nose acceptable while sat at traffic lights? MMMMMMMM, not for me young lady.
Dial 5 for a quick reply was that a bogey on your finger? |
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How can you have some one calling you a "TROLL" surely they are also a TROLL strange but true.
Feet up, relaxing and chilled out Cold beer |
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i love nothing more than licking bogeys from my finger.
We are all trolls in cyber land. winner winner chicken dinner. |
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why are car drivers more chilled out going home than getting to work? It is like wacky races on a morning.
Bogeys are good according to Shrek, do not get it stuck on your number 5 button though, your guests might ate em. Take away night... take her away tonight please.... |
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Why are we ok showing the Union Jack flag, but not the English flag when the football ( EURO / WORLD UP ) is on?
Did you know that plants are 300 million years old? right bitch, what you done with lawnmower keys. |
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Who on earth would take an 86 old year old Grannie to horse racing and pop concerts?
So glad it is p1ssing it down in Disney world Our Lass farted last night and slapped me for it. |
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HA.
HAH. HAHA. |
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My Wife loves Swinging.
The playground variety. and the adult variety. |
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Do not like to say "I told you so" But how is the Duke of Endinburger?
Come on Queeny, hang up the hunched shoulders and false smile. Let Big ears take over. swing swing and show us your bingo wing wing. |