What language does God speak?

Well if you don't know what chance have the rest of us got? 

yes, God knows everything.

fluent in hebrew, pretty good in english and spanish too. he doesn't really get the slavic or northern europe languages in general which is why any of our scandy friends have to spend so long in purgatory trying to learn to be fluent in a 2nd language.

Thor would beat it out of you

God doesn't exist. Hope this helps

That's very helpful news, thank you all at sea
Chit chat resolves one of life's big questions, again.

Was hoping Cristo would pop along and enlighten me with his inside knowledge.

English.

What about deaf kids? How does he communicate with deaf kids ?

every language AG.think about it.

God doesn't like deaf kids. Otherwise he would have made them able to hear

all at sea,do you have any evidence for your assertion? AG I'm going to sleep now,some of us have to be up for work in the morning.

as someone who has read a little bit about information theory, i declare that all the atoms in the universe are a message that is encrypted, and is a message to the supreme being. i shall wait for an answer.

abolo as  Jesus said, "He who has ears to hear, let him hear.

Spiritual deafness is worse.its not true that God doesn't like deaf kids,some get healed.

Well, i must be spiritually deaf then. I saw too much non-sense in my life to believe there is a superior sense to our world

I tried hard to believe, i spent 8 years in a catholic school. But these people don't come with many tangible proofs. Maybe one day...

If God exists, then he I'm pretty sure that He would understand every language - even those that are the constructs of one person. If He's there, I'd think that thoughts were enough.

By the way, watch Sunshine, directed by Danny Boyle. The bigger the TV, the better - watch it in complete darkness, without distractions. On a similar theme, you could do worse than watch The Thin Red Line

Both, regularly get panned, but not by people asking the sort of question in your thread opener. They are both slightly difficult watches, but worthwhile.

I'm going to sleep now,some of us have to be up for work in the morning.
All at sea's assertion is beautifully backed up. In Matthew 6:34 we learn that Jesus wouldn't have worried today about getting up for work tomorrow. Especially if it was to earn some coin.
'Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself.'

B*gger me, that's some bible knowledge.

Never even heard that one. Have read it once though. Foolishly read the Bible, start to finish, when I was a teenager. Complete waste of time.

20 pages of boring garbage for every worthwhile paragraph.

bugger

Does God speak to followers of non Christian religions?

Sunset can perhaps attempt this one. Will have to wait until he finishes his day of work though.

God talks in whichever language the individual who is imagining him talking imagines him talking in

No, english.

abolo     25 Apr 12 22:34 
God doesn't like deaf kids. Otherwise he would have made them able to hear

Does he understand sign language then?

If indeed there is such a being he is clearly a deaf mute, as he pays sod all attention
to the constant praying, from all the poor deluded followers!

probably far to busy talking to dead people.

The correct answer is Arabic.

You Saudi then Ken...?

So did the `talking bush` speak Arabic?

Probably all past,present and future languages and countless amounts of langyages that will never even be inveneted.

well surely as he will only need to talk to those going to heaven - then English will be the only one he needs surely ?

Google or Youtube Christopher Hitchens

You'll love it, and certainly could never argue against it.

Surely he'd be brilliant on Countdown.

Lex Hitchens equates God with religions.This is unnecessary.

I always remember years ago some fat Texan being interview about the possibility of all teaching being conducted in Spanish in some American schools.  He was outraged; after all even the bible was written in English.

GreenViking

yes, and very convincingly argues that he cant hear anything cos he's not actually there...

Who cannot hear anything?

That should be "He can't hear.."

'There's none so deaf as those who dont want to hear.' etc

n' all that.

he speaks english with a Derbyshire accent, he also has an allotment

And let me guess - he drinks Marston's Pedigree?

no Burton Bridge Bitter or red wine

Ricky Gervais said She's black. That cant be right, can it ?

yes, and she has cat called Thomas and you never get to see her face.

Latin a shocking omission, as is finger-pointing - why speak when you can point, fershtay?

I'm pretty sure that it's either Alanis Morisette or Morgan Freeman, in which case the answer is English.

creating Liz His finest work

I'm gonna spew

Repent

Does God speak to everyone?

If so why do we have so many religions/

God speaks - always - for those who wish to hear.
He speaks when I study a sea horse.
He also speaks the language of love!
He communicates through birdsong, through the beauty of the single lily, and the sound of waves crashing onto the rocky shore.

..and perhaps, even through the pain of my cracked rib, received from a violent human being.

God speaks - always - for those who wish to hear.
The corrolary of Tony Broke's assertion is that for those who don't wish to hear, for functional purposes God doesn't speak.
But those who do hear God is omnipotent, so it would be easy to get around that.
And God created those who don't wish to hear. So he is mischievous and not therefore 100% good, which is counter to the supposition that a God ( an omnipotent being who is 100% good ) exists.
All at sea is correct. QED. Problem officially solved by betfair chit-chat imv.

no, people have free will, they can choose to open their ears so-to-speak.

God speaks - always - for those who wish to hear.

Yep, just as he apparently spoke to Tony Blair, who then took God's advice and went and sanctioned the death of over 100,000 people.

If god's a woman,

that explains all the moodiness in the old testament.

Christ! What a Bitch!

probably english, spoke to anthony blair according to him