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Who would you deport from the UK if you was in charge?
Who would you deport from the UK if you was in charge?
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Middle lane hogs and drivers who don't indicate when turning right at roundabouts for me.
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People who use 'innit' as punctuation.
Anyone who uses 'of' instead of 'have'. Would / could / should. As we cannot target individuals on this thread - any drummers with the surname 'Collins' and any entertainers with the surname 'Barrowman'. Anyone who believes that editorial rants in the Mail or Sun about 'health and safety' rules are antyhing other than utter lies. Sadly, this includes my parents who quoted some bizarre health and safety rule to me over xmas which was quite obviously untrue, but taken as gospel because it was in the Mail. Bugger it, anyone who believes anything they read in the Mail apart from the date and the television times. Any grown male in possession of a JLS CD or merchandise of any kind. BMW drivers. People who actually pay good money to vote on X Factor, Strictly Come Dancing or Big Brother. Actors who leave soap operas looking for 'new challenges' who come crawling back to the soap ten years after being killed off having appeared in nothing more challenging than a B&Q advert in the intervening time. Talksport presenters with the exception of H & J. Smug Tory MPs. I'm not sure if there are any that aren't smug to be fair. |
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Deported (preferably to a Gulag): Timothy Spall
Offence: Wuuuuuiiiiiicks/Britishhh Gaaaaaahhhhhhsssss Can come back: When he stops talking in that slow ridiculously affected way APPROVED |
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Totally agree with the guy who posted about teenagers with their trousers half way down their a rse. Went to my local shopping mall ( as the yanks like to call it) on Easter Monday to get my Niece a Birthday present, spent 2 hours saying " excuse me , you seem to have forgotten your belt". Does Evolution work in reverse, we seem to be going back in time becoming more Neanderthal. Don't mean to be disrespectful to any Neanderthals,as i am sure they are nice people in a Hunter Gatherer way. As they say " there but for the grace of God or Darwin".
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Some excellent suggestions.
At this rate we'll soon have halved the population. No more queues. No more traffic jams. No more fckwits. The list of advantages is probably endless. |
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But what will we have to complain about then
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Did I detect an upward inflection at the end of that sentence Joel?
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John barrowman
Lenny Henry Gok Wan CJ from eggheads Ascot Fasion Man Julian Clarey Willie Carson Graham Norton That Fat so called Geordie Comic woman Miranda Hart |
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Fckwits who play boom, boom, shake the whole bleedin' street music in their cars at full volume in a built-up area.
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Give MOMM a knighthood for highlighting this hitherto overlooked sub-species!
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People who start their sentences with "Look!" - a la Gareth Southgate... and Australians.
Women in charity shops who say as one did to me, or about me, last week (to her pal) "I only put this out this morning and I knew some idiot would come in and buy it - and one just has!" It was a German textbook and cost 25p. Since sold on Amazon for £55. People who say to blind people at night-time "You shouldn't be walking round in the dark." and especially people who say "I've got a great personality" or pay themselves other ridiculous compliments like the twerps continually do on The Apprentice. "I think I've done really well." No you fookin haven't!!! |
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Also, discourteous people who can't bring themselves to acknowledge any act of generosity with a thank you of any kind.
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It was a German textbook and cost 25p. Since sold on Amazon for £55.
people who just have to BRAGG. |
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Margaret Thatcher
Roger Johnson (Wolves) |
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The 'football family'
The emotional incontinence that pours out from these idiots whenever someone dies/injured is something to behold.Running around the field crossing themselves,looking up to the heavens, saying prayers for family,when most of them don't even know the person involved.Morons |
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^^^ put that on the football forum.
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man of many moods 11 Apr 12 10:48
Anyone who eats salad cream Do YOU want to run the placepot comp then !!!  |
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People who really should be made to purchase TWO seats on an aircraft so their fat lard @rse isn't hanging over the adjacent seat and blocking the aisle at the same time.Would need twice the number of aircraft to move 'em, but worth it imo.
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Pensioners that read tabloid newspapers.
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people with lines in between their first and second names on here
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Anyone who lives in Nottingham apart from the Colwick, Wollaton and West Bridgford areas apparently.
The rest are all robbing hoods by the sound of it. |
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People who get to the top/bottom of an escalator and don't move.
People who are apparently surprised when asked to pay for the shopping in a supermarket. People who choose to appear on Wife Swap. Anyone who has ever appeared in a show with "celebrity" in the title. People who eat aubergines. |
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The thousands having mebership at the golf club, despite claiming diability for at least a decade.
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*membership and disability.
Also deport those of us with dodgy keyboards  |