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11 Apr 12
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Let's keep it light-hearted eh?
Not interested in comments about race, colour, religion etc. Only about anti-social and/or unacceptable behaviour in your eyes.
1. Anyone who says 'was' instead of 'were
2. Anyone who drops chewing gum on the pavement
3. Anyone who eats salad cream
Not interested in comments about race, colour, religion etc. Only about anti-social and/or unacceptable behaviour in your eyes.
1. Anyone who says 'was' instead of 'were
2. Anyone who drops chewing gum on the pavement
3. Anyone who eats salad cream
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people who put an upward inflection at the end of their sentences.
Cubanpete, we're looking for generic groups of people rather than individuals.
Although anyone who plays football is a great idea.
Although anyone who plays football is a great idea.
Anyone who says "get" instead of "have" when ordering food
Golfers who dont let you play through.
Played with my mate on Sunday. We were stuck behind a 4 ball. None of them could really play and were taking divots the size of sirloin steaks out of every tee.
On one hole they all duffed their drives. We were stood behind them on the tee box. All they had to do was let us through.
I was seething.
Played with my mate on Sunday. We were stuck behind a 4 ball. None of them could really play and were taking divots the size of sirloin steaks out of every tee.
On one hole they all duffed their drives. We were stood behind them on the tee box. All they had to do was let us through.
I was seething.
Nah! Sod it. Just all cyclists.
That's Ken's wish taken care of.
That's Ken's wish taken care of.
That foul sucker of a witches t1t, Sibaroni
and his army of feckless drooling Muzza knockers
and his army of feckless drooling Muzza knockers
Kids with Uggs who shuffle around like they are in Shaun Of The Dead....
drunken, fat, ugly middle aged chav slags that typically attend hen parties
People who leave/return to their seats at cricket matches during an over. Wait until the end of the over FFS.
People who wear flip flops with the Brazilian flag logo on
They simply have to go.
They simply have to go.
People who wear their jeans hanging down their bums showing their underpants. Do these people know when this started and what it represents? The stupid gay convicts should be deported.
People who say 'going forward' instead of 'in the future'.
People who go to pubs in order to sit watching a tv
employment agency parasites, payday loan parasites and Keith Lemon
All those who look to target impacting on anything going forwards.
anyone who gets your/you're or would/should/could of wrong. but feeling lenient, so you get three strikes, then you're out.
where are these people being deported to, btw?
Anyone who goes to Big Brother evictions
Such people are too vindictively stupid to be allowed to live.
Such people are too vindictively stupid to be allowed to live.
All those people who went to the Titanic memorial and started crying by the seashore, claiming how "emotional" it all was, despite it being 100 years ago and them having no direct or indirect link to the people involved.
Seriously, who are these fckwits? Why do they feel the need to join in this mawkish grief-filled shoite?
Seriously, who are these fckwits? Why do they feel the need to join in this mawkish grief-filled shoite?
All Politicians - who are mostly lawyers anyway, so the lawyers can go too.
I cannot honestly think of any current politician for whom I have any respect or admiration.
And how sad is that?
I cannot honestly think of any current politician for whom I have any respect or admiration.
And how sad is that?
Middle lane hogs and drivers who don't indicate when turning right at roundabouts for me.
People who use 'innit' as punctuation.
Anyone who uses 'of' instead of 'have'. Would / could / should.
As we cannot target individuals on this thread - any drummers with the surname 'Collins' and any entertainers with the surname 'Barrowman'.
Anyone who believes that editorial rants in the Mail or Sun about 'health and safety' rules are antyhing other than utter lies. Sadly, this includes my parents who quoted some bizarre health and safety rule to me over xmas which was quite obviously untrue, but taken as gospel because it was in the Mail.
Bugger it, anyone who believes anything they read in the Mail apart from the date and the television times.
Any grown male in possession of a JLS CD or merchandise of any kind.
BMW drivers.
People who actually pay good money to vote on X Factor, Strictly Come Dancing or Big Brother.
Actors who leave soap operas looking for 'new challenges' who come crawling back to the soap ten years after being killed off having appeared in nothing more challenging than a B&Q advert in the intervening time.
Talksport presenters with the exception of H & J.
Smug Tory MPs. I'm not sure if there are any that aren't smug to be fair.
Anyone who uses 'of' instead of 'have'. Would / could / should.
As we cannot target individuals on this thread - any drummers with the surname 'Collins' and any entertainers with the surname 'Barrowman'.
Anyone who believes that editorial rants in the Mail or Sun about 'health and safety' rules are antyhing other than utter lies. Sadly, this includes my parents who quoted some bizarre health and safety rule to me over xmas which was quite obviously untrue, but taken as gospel because it was in the Mail.
Bugger it, anyone who believes anything they read in the Mail apart from the date and the television times.
Any grown male in possession of a JLS CD or merchandise of any kind.
BMW drivers.
People who actually pay good money to vote on X Factor, Strictly Come Dancing or Big Brother.
Actors who leave soap operas looking for 'new challenges' who come crawling back to the soap ten years after being killed off having appeared in nothing more challenging than a B&Q advert in the intervening time.
Talksport presenters with the exception of H & J.
Smug Tory MPs. I'm not sure if there are any that aren't smug to be fair.
Deported (preferably to a Gulag): Timothy Spall
Offence: Wuuuuuiiiiiicks/Britishhh Gaaaaaahhhhhhsssss
Can come back: When he stops talking in that slow ridiculously affected way
APPROVED
Offence: Wuuuuuiiiiiicks/Britishhh Gaaaaaahhhhhhsssss
Can come back: When he stops talking in that slow ridiculously affected way
APPROVED
Totally agree with the guy who posted about teenagers with their trousers half way down their a rse. Went to my local shopping mall ( as the yanks like to call it) on Easter Monday to get my Niece a Birthday present, spent 2 hours saying " excuse me , you seem to have forgotten your belt". Does Evolution work in reverse, we seem to be going back in time becoming more Neanderthal. Don't mean to be disrespectful to any Neanderthals,as i am sure they are nice people in a Hunter Gatherer way. As they say " there but for the grace of God or Darwin".
Some excellent suggestions.
At this rate we'll soon have halved the population.
No more queues.
No more traffic jams.
No more fckwits.
The list of advantages is probably endless.
At this rate we'll soon have halved the population.
No more queues.
No more traffic jams.
No more fckwits.
The list of advantages is probably endless.
Did I detect an upward inflection at the end of that sentence Joel?
Apr 12, 2012 -- 5:00AM, Paddy Hair wrote:
Totally agree with the guy who posted about teenagers with their trousers half way down their a rse. Went to my local shopping mall ( as the yanks like to call it) on Easter Monday to get my Niece a Birthday present, spent 2 hours saying " excuse me , you seem to have forgotten your belt". Does Evolution work in reverse, we seem to be going back in time becoming more Neanderthal. Don't mean to be disrespectful to any Neanderthals,as i am sure they are nice people in a Hunter Gatherer way. As they say " there but for the grace of God or Darwin".
To spend 2 hours to comment the way other people are dressed is not a good sign of Evolution either, no offense intended.
I hope this is indeed a joking and light hearted thread, some worryingly intolerent answers in there!
John barrowman
Lenny Henry
Gok Wan
CJ from eggheads
Ascot Fasion Man
Julian Clarey
Willie Carson
Graham Norton
That Fat so called Geordie Comic woman
Miranda Hart
Lenny Henry
Gok Wan
CJ from eggheads
Ascot Fasion Man
Julian Clarey
Willie Carson
Graham Norton
That Fat so called Geordie Comic woman
Miranda Hart
Fckwits who play boom, boom, shake the whole bleedin' street music in their cars at full volume in a built-up area.
Give MOMM a knighthood for highlighting this hitherto overlooked sub-species!
People who start their sentences with "Look!" - a la Gareth Southgate... and Australians.
Women in charity shops who say as one did to me, or about me, last week (to her pal) "I only put this out this morning and I knew some idiot would come in and buy it - and one just has!"
It was a German textbook and cost 25p. Since sold on Amazon for £55.
People who say to blind people at night-time "You shouldn't be walking round in the dark."
and especially people who say "I've got a great personality" or pay themselves other ridiculous compliments like the twerps continually do on The Apprentice. "I think I've done really well."
No you fookin haven't!!!
Women in charity shops who say as one did to me, or about me, last week (to her pal) "I only put this out this morning and I knew some idiot would come in and buy it - and one just has!"
It was a German textbook and cost 25p. Since sold on Amazon for £55.
People who say to blind people at night-time "You shouldn't be walking round in the dark."
and especially people who say "I've got a great personality" or pay themselves other ridiculous compliments like the twerps continually do on The Apprentice. "I think I've done really well."
No you fookin haven't!!!
Also, discourteous people who can't bring themselves to acknowledge any act of generosity with a thank you of any kind.
It was a German textbook and cost 25p. Since sold on Amazon for £55.
people who just have to BRAGG.
people who just have to BRAGG.
The 'football family'
The emotional incontinence that pours out from these idiots whenever someone dies/injured is something to behold.Running around the field crossing themselves,looking up to the heavens, saying prayers for family,when most of them don't even know the person involved.Morons
The emotional incontinence that pours out from these idiots whenever someone dies/injured is something to behold.Running around the field crossing themselves,looking up to the heavens, saying prayers for family,when most of them don't even know the person involved.Morons
man of many moods 11 Apr 12 10:48
Anyone who eats salad cream
Do YOU want to run the placepot comp then !!!
Anyone who eats salad cream
Do YOU want to run the placepot comp then !!!
People who really should be made to purchase TWO seats on an aircraft so their fat lard @rse isn't hanging over the adjacent seat and blocking the aisle at the same time.Would need twice the number of aircraft to move 'em, but worth it imo.
people with lines in between their first and second names on here
Anyone who lives in Nottingham apart from the Colwick, Wollaton and West Bridgford areas apparently.
The rest are all robbing hoods by the sound of it.
The rest are all robbing hoods by the sound of it.
People who get to the top/bottom of an escalator and don't move.
People who are apparently surprised when asked to pay for the shopping in a supermarket.
People who choose to appear on Wife Swap.
Anyone who has ever appeared in a show with "celebrity" in the title.
People who eat aubergines.
People who are apparently surprised when asked to pay for the shopping in a supermarket.
People who choose to appear on Wife Swap.
Anyone who has ever appeared in a show with "celebrity" in the title.
People who eat aubergines.
The thousands having mebership at the golf club, despite claiming diability for at least a decade.
*membership and disability.
Also deport those of us with dodgy keyboards
Also deport those of us with dodgy keyboards
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