what's for dinner?

You mean lunch?

ive given into the northern monkeys.  This way one thread can cover two meals.

and you want rid of diddy for this sort of intellectual conversation, ffs

I was going to have my sardines...but I've searched all over the house but I can't find them.

i don't want rid of diddy.  just saying you can't cry wolf too many times without losing a bit of pride.

Hard to decide today!

Either "Tonino e Pommadora a la Sarde", "Chicken Parmigiana" or a Fray Bentos pie.

fried chicken and bananas with sweetcorn fritters

Glad you asked, Rob.

Having moved from the overweight class to the not-overweight class so far this year, I am taking a week off my lentils diet to engage in some normal/bad-for-you food and very heavy drinking. Then a teetotal week to kick off the second phase of my diet and fitness plan to get from not-overweight to in good shape.

So, I'll be having my patented Lunch of Champions for brunch: Rare steak chopped up with mushrooms, onions, garlic and chilli peppers and whatever else is around served with sauteeed potatoes and beer. Probably some red wine too.

Then off to my country residence to meet a couple of mates and a slightly annoying girl and get properly hammered. Before you accuse me of doing a Goring, my country residence is a dilapidated house in a poor Colombian town and I don't even own it.

serve in margarined rolls

Mrs just preparing pot bellied chicken - whatever the f@ck that is

Marge, you heathen, that is a prison sentence offence