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On being called Boss, Bruv and Geez

skipthatstep

11 Mar 12 18:12

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My cuntometer immediately starts twitching.

Boss - 8.5
Bruv - 8
Geez - 7

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Report Coachbuster • March 11, 2012 5:17 PM GMT

Diamond geezer used to send my cuntometer spinning off its axis

Report GoOnThen • March 11, 2012 5:23 PM GMT

I hear you chief!

Report acey deucy • March 11, 2012 5:28 PM GMT

O.K my Friend.

Report Brother Mouzone • March 11, 2012 5:30 PM GMT

Fair do's son

Report acey deucy • March 11, 2012 5:34 PM GMT

Thank you Squire.

Report Manoleeds • March 11, 2012 5:35 PM GMT

Walk into shop "Can I help you mate".
"I'm not your mate , I'll go where staff address customers correctly"

Report Brother Mouzone • March 11, 2012 5:41 PM GMT

^chill out cuz

Report Slippy Blue • March 11, 2012 5:48 PM GMT

Play nicely me ducks.

Report twomatchpoints • March 11, 2012 5:56 PM GMT

'Boss' was what black punters and me used to call each other in the shop

Only my sister calls me 'Bruv'

Only Aspro calls me 'Geezer'

'Mate' is the most commmon greeting

Paddy Mayne calls me 'Dulcet tones'

Report Slippy Blue • March 11, 2012 6:02 PM GMT

Some bloke insists on calling me Sir, I find it a bit disconcerting to say the least.

Hope you all have a great week at Cheltenham Glimma.

Report everythings gone green • March 11, 2012 6:03 PM GMT

Wind your neck in fella

Report skipthatstep • March 11, 2012 6:14 PM GMT

ooh Fella that's on a par with Boss... fecking Hate these people.

Report twomatchpoints • March 11, 2012 6:14 PM GMT

Ta Slippy

I reserve 'Shut up you tart' for Orioles

Report Stake & Chips • March 11, 2012 6:16 PM GMT

Good thread bud

Report zilzal1 • March 11, 2012 6:17 PM GMT

Are we getting the write up after "Glimma" ??

Report twomatchpoints • March 11, 2012 6:18 PM GMT

I hope so.

Report acey deucy • March 11, 2012 6:38 PM GMT

Cheers Guv.

Report zilzal1 • March 11, 2012 6:39 PM GMT

Look forward to it.

Me old China

Report orioles • March 11, 2012 6:46 PM GMT

Ni bother, marra.

Report David Fishwick Minibus Sales • March 11, 2012 6:55 PM GMT

nice won dude

Report everythings gone green • March 11, 2012 7:04 PM GMT

Cheers blud

Report twomatchpoints • March 11, 2012 7:24 PM GMT

Yoh fucquenuts !!

Report DaSizzler • March 11, 2012 7:27 PM GMT

some fella called me buddy about 5 times in the space of a minute last week
i felt like nutting him

Report rob_dylan • March 11, 2012 7:30 PM GMT

I've gotta chip

Report greenviking • March 11, 2012 7:56 PM GMT

Alright me old ****parrow

Report greenviking • March 11, 2012 7:56 PM GMT

C o c k sparrow

Report greenviking • March 11, 2012 7:57 PM GMT

Me old mucker

Report Coachbuster • March 11, 2012 7:59 PM GMT

John

Report GoOnThen • March 11, 2012 8:04 PM GMT

What ever you say sport

Report Dick Quax • March 11, 2012 8:11 PM GMT

Ok captain.

Report Dick Quax • March 11, 2012 8:16 PM GMT

In Goodfellas, when Henry goes to Karen's ex to confront him for feeling her up, he's greeted with a line i will use on my boss one day.

"What do you want f u c k o , do you want sump'n?"