My beautiful wee daughter who is never (ever) a wee **** attends a pre-school nursery. Parent's day looms tomorrow. My dilema....as a happily married man I would dearly love to pump/get tore into/make love to her teacher/carer/whatever. How do I send this signal in a non PE teacher way? If you care to help, you have until 2.05pm. If you are late, fear not, I can always spawn another.