Do they not teach the proper use of commas anymore?

Shouldn't that be comma,s?
And folk don't kno them apostrofeys eiver.

Commas? weren't they vans driven in the 50's?

Commas you are, as you were
As I want you to be
As a friend, as a friend
As an old enemy
Take your time, hurry up
The choice is yours, don't be late
Take a rest as a friend
As an old
Memoria, memoria
Memoria, memoria

Comma comma comma comma, comma chameleon
You come and go, you come and go

from what i remember, the basic rule of thumb is:
Comma, comma, down doobie-doo-down-down.
Comma, comma, down doobie-doo-down-down.

breaking up is ha-ard to do

Comma comma comma comma, comma chameleon
You comma go, you comma go.

How's the fishing, Flea? Darned short price you took. Was it a plaice bet?

Plumber´s LOL