joke

The cost of living has now got so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries

I thought the wife would be the ideal candidate for a new TV show.
Turns out I got it all wrong and the program's called Fact Hunt

My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year. You want to stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."

Funny last year

can't see what you wrote twizzle22 your on my banned list

When are you going to post the joke ?

Was that the Eddie the shoes mrs last year? before she lost the 11 stone

My wife thinks she's a Duck-billed Platypus....got carted off to the funny farm yesterday....











I wouldn't mind but...


















We need the eggs......

Thats nearly as bad as why did the hedgehog cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to his flat mate

I know....but it's got a twist...I just made that up....

P.S. Stephen(if you're there)....you can use it for the usual fee...

Every time my girlfriend takes her bra off....this black geezer appers & goes "blurrrrrrrrr blurrrrrrrrr blurrrrr" between her tits
Im bagining to wonder if shes got these sillycoon inplants ????????????

"I'm into anal" I said to my wife.
"Animal" she replied.
And with that, the crossword was complete.

Fanny Sunesson Nick Faldos Caddy is to marry VJ Singh which is gonna make her Fanny Singh ....

Fanny sunneson hasnt caddied for nick Faldo for over ten years

but keep the topical stuff coming

Good blast from the past. Laughed out at mange's.

One joke thread on here is bad enough. Two such threads are no laughing matter at all