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08 Feb 12
15:48
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Some bastard's just pinched a pair of my wife's knickers off the washing line. She's not bothered about the knickers but she wants the 12 pegs back.
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The cost of living has now got so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries
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I thought the wife would be the ideal candidate for a new TV show.
Turns out I got it all wrong and the program's called Fact Hunt |
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My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year. You want to stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."
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Funny last year
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can't see what you wrote twizzle22 your on my banned list
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When are you going to post the joke ?
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Was that the Eddie the shoes mrs last year? before she lost the 11 stone
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My wife thinks she's a Duck-billed Platypus....got carted off to the funny farm yesterday....
I wouldn't mind but... We need the eggs...... |
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Thats nearly as bad as why did the hedgehog cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to his flat mate |
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I know....but it's got a twist...I just made that up....
P.S. Stephen(if you're there)....you can use it for the usual fee... |
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Every time my girlfriend takes her bra off....this black geezer appers & goes "blurrrrrrrrr blurrrrrrrrr blurrrrr" between her tits
 Im bagining to wonder if shes got these sillycoon inplants ???????????? |
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"I'm into anal" I said to my wife.
"Animal" she replied. And with that, the crossword was complete. |
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Fanny Sunesson Nick Faldos Caddy is to marry VJ Singh which is gonna make her Fanny Singh ....
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Fanny sunneson hasnt caddied for nick Faldo for over ten years
but keep the topical stuff coming |
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Good blast from the past. Laughed out at mange's.
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One joke thread on here is bad enough. Two such threads are no laughing matter at all
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