ever wiped your erse on flora

I find fauna softer, unless you use a hedgehog

utterly butt erly

I once tried to wipe my @rse on a slice of Hovis Wholemeal and snagged my ring on a pumpkin seed

i find a wire brush does the job

I once wiped my @rse on florella benjamin

really make my hay, i thought it was genetic.

she loved every minute of it.

no

Can't beat a swan's neck.

Erse was very strange

I wonder where he is now?

Doing community service in a butter factory.

Isn't he now a member of the House of Lards?

I prefer Marge - she spreads straight from the fridge!

Stinky fart dribble

i miss him

sniff

i miss Taikai

sniff

and Budgie

MARVELLOUS EMISSIONS ERSEY!