ever wiped your erse on flora

I find fauna softer, unless you use a hedgehog

I once tried to wipe my @rse on a slice of Hovis Wholemeal and snagged my ring on a pumpkin seed

I once wiped my @rse on florella benjamin

she loved every minute of it.

Can't beat a swan's neck.

Doing community service in a butter factory.

I prefer Marge - she spreads straight from the fridge!

i miss him

sniff

and Budgie