best internet dating sites ?

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http://www.thai-professional.com/

What's perverted about having a date with a member of the opposite sex? Children excluded, of course.

nothing at all naydam, just wondering which ones people have had success with really

Couldn't comment. Never tried 'em. Probably full of pervs!


Serioously, I imagine they are an excellent means of contact, especially for non-drinkers.

joined plentyoffish , anyone any experience of this ? couple of very nice girls after visiting my profile already. abit vary of any girl nearly 30 and still single though. possibly crazy IMO, or married

plentyoffish full of odd balls

Seriously, I imagine they are an excellent means of contact, especially for non-drinkers.

So you reckon I should give easyratarsedandupforit.com a miss then?

really howdi ? or you have any good experience with other sites ?

are u looking for some pussey

http://www.freedating.co.uk/

or if it's just a sh*g u r after try this one.Thank me later

http://www.fabswingers.com/

enjoy yourselves ,happy boning ! [smiley:crazy]

well on plentyoffish for an hour, and so far a hefty 29 year old and a half decent 48 year old woman looking to meet up. encouraging start ! [smiley:crazy]

do em both at the same time from behind without them realizing [smiley:crazy]

cheers chough , just looking for a shag really. after a bad weekend which has changed my out look on life and why i should enjoy it more

the only thing you're likely to get of plentyoffish is some fat ugly single mother.

seriously though the attractive ones are absolutly bombarded with messages from guys, and have the pick of the bunch. if indeed they're even serious. most are just there for ego-boosting "wow you're soo sexxxxyyy" comments.

Thats normal for a man to feel the need to have an orgasm.They did it in the Big Brother house yesterday ,2 housemates masterbated in the dormitory in seperate beds at the same time and they both knew about it ........

im on pof,have rattled a fair few but all serious horrors,ok if your motto is "shaft em lightly",which mine is!!!

i was thinking the attractive ones seemed too good to be true. i might just bombard all the good looking ones with messages and hope one has a weak moment

Did you put a paper bag over their heads ?

no,its part of the attraction

Are you into grannies aswell? [smiley:crazy]

what age are you rmb ? are the women away worse than their photos ? i have no bother doing a 'horror' but at the same time would not fancy meeting someone where they are much much worse than there photo

i had 1 the other week,said she was 53,(im 53),looked a good 10 years older!!!
smuggled her out before the neighbours got up[;)]

RMB

Did you give her one for the road? [smiley:crazy]

to be fair smiggy most do resemble their photo,the odd one is a pleasant suprise! but i dont care,remember,-"shaft em lightly",lol,

ive **** a few good looking birds of the internet, but the amount of messages i must have sent out, and the bullsht and hassel i've been though doesn't make it worth it..

this is before last year and when i discovered thailand..

if you want some honking fat, ugly single mother living in a council house, it's quite easy to get them to invite you over for a "coffee".

personally i've developed a new found self respect for myself nowadays and wouldn't go near the honking mares.

cheers, some of the 'ladies' that i have been with lately have been rough as fúck, so the way i see it i can do n orse

mind you,im on christmas card terms with "doctor clap" as i call him,-the expert at derby pox clinic,its what you might call an occupational hazard

*no worse

hes an indian guy and when i go in he says,"vell vell vell,not you again!!!"

im discusted and ashamed at myself thinking some of the fat messes i used to shag whilst i was in the navy based down in portsmouth.. i was bored and horny after work, no chance of going home 300 miles away. i used to sit in the computer room in HMS Nelson the personal base and talk to honking fat single mums on plentyoffish, in the hopes of a shag. many a time i was driving out the main gate of the base to some shithole on the paulsgrove estate, or sometimes leigh park.

ahh fond memories.

nowt to be ashamed of hudson

yeah good on you lad hudson i'm really pleased for you i hope you feel a lot better

hudsonhicks     26 Sep 11 20:00 
im discusted and ashamed at myself thinking some of the fat messes i used to shag whilst i was in the navy based down in portsmouth.. i was bored and horny after work, no chance of going home 300 miles away. i used to sit in the computer room in HMS Nelson the personal base and talk to honking fat single mums on plentyoffish, in the hopes of a shag. many a time i was driving out the main gate of the base to some shithole on the paulsgrove estate, or sometimes leigh park.

ahh fond memories.

  did your car have any wheels left upon leaving leigh park

distant memories now.. i got my end away but nothing to be proud of. i remember one bird was abit off with me because she tried kissing me and i awlays backed away

I do all my dating on the Football Betting forum. They are all barely legal on there.

some of the girls describing them selfs as 'athletic'  seem to be taking liberties

It;s the same on the Football Betting forum

just wondering does the 'viewed me' option show the most recent people to view my page ? because any one i see that keeps checking my profile might be a good place to start stalking

Shot putters are athletes

some of them are indeed athletic bodies... mcdonalds eating contests are obviously an olymipic sport these days

distant memories now.. i got my end away but nothing to be proud of. i remember one bird was abit off with me because she tried kissing me and i awlays backed away 

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Classic!  I'm genuinely laughing at the fact she still let you bone her despite being off with you!!

Sounds like they were married

her name was anne. from gosport, she met me in pompey, i bought some **** hotel for the night in southsea.. i banged her for 2minutes then we checked out.. the woman at the front desk must have thought WTF haha

the girl thought we were staying the night.. so did i... untill i ****, then i realised spending the night in my little bed in a 52man mess onboard a navy destroyer was infinitly better than a double bed with that ****g chav!

right, the better looking women are not responding to my messages. i think i may have to rethink my strategy  and concentrate on the heftier ladies

Anybody tried the chatroulette sites? Great for a bit of mutual masturbation.

Tell e'm you get a staff discount at Greggs the bakers and you'll be breaking the bed in no time

use canaryboys site

iloveyoulongtime.com

iranianshirtlessmen.com is not to bad

It is if you're an Iranian woman - you get stoned and your eyes cut out for going on that sight

what if your be stoned already?

Then you're probably really, really snacky, despite the pain

for the older ones on here, these 2 sites might appeal.

www.grabagranny.com

www.noteethmassages.com

hudsonhicks
26 Sep 11 19:54


this is before last year and when i discovered thailand..

personally i've developed a new found self respect for myself nowadays and wouldn't go near the honking mares.

new found self-respect> discovered thailand

very good thread :)

I'm on POF.I've handled more fish than Rick Stein!

I've been to two weddings where the couple met on mysinglefriend.com, and am going to one more next year. My sister met her boyfriend on it too.

Haven't seen much of 2smiggy since he joined Plenty of Fish...probably off rutting with some fat lass

One story that always made me laugh was a friend went on a blind date, parked outside her house, she opened the door &  she was about seven  times the size in her picture, first thing she said was "I am sorry you cannot park the car in front of the drive & my dad will be home in a minute".
So he got in the car  to move it & drove off down the road  never to be seen again

Just thought i’d revive this thread ‘cos there’s some funnies on it but on a more serious note I have a question.

I lost Mrs Cert back in April so am not really ready but last night thought i’d have a bit of a look see yesterday.
Anyway I’m 61, bespectacled and I would have thought fairly average looking.
Within an hour I had 4 attractive looking late 40’ish women favouriting me.
Now I am under no illusions. I am no babe magnet.
The site has to be a con.
I deleted my account.

Any opinions or experiences out there?