You'll choke on your pate de foie gras flavour pot noodle if you do - Get one of the servants to do it and report back to you giving the censored version.
You'll choke on your pate de foie gras flavour pot noodle if you do - Get one of the servants to do it and report back to you giving the censored version.
Great grandpapa always made it a cardinal rule that one should never, ever, startle the servants.
He told a horrifying story about the day women got the vote. So discombobulated was one of the junior sauciers that she couldn't get the hollandaise right for nearly a week.
During asparagus season too
NO!Great grandpapa always made it a cardinal rule that one should never, ever, startle the servants.He told a horrifying story about the day women got the vote. So discombobulated was one of the junior sauciers that she couldn't get the hollandaise r
He was obviously a very kind employer. I'd have put her in the stocks for a week, then beheaded her and left her head on a spike to discourage such shoddy working practices amongst the other minions on the estate.
He was obviously a very kind employer. I'd have put her in the stocks for a week, then beheaded her and left her head on a spike to discourage such shoddy working practices amongst the other minions on the estate.
Great grandpapa always made it a cardinal rule that one should never, ever, startle the servants.
He told a horrifying story about the day women got the vote. So discombobulated was one of the junior sauciers that she couldn't get the hollandaise right for nearly a week.
During asparagus season too
orioles 20 Aug 11 12:07 NO!Great grandpapa always made it a cardinal rule that one should never, ever, startle the servants.He told a horrifying story about the day women got the vote. So discombobulated was one of the junior sauciers that she c
To have anal sex with a person who, prior to the deed, has swallowed a piece of raw bacon with a length of string attatched to it. One end of the string hangs out of the mouth of the anal recipient and as "the moment" approaches for the anal giver, he yanks the piece of string, causing the other person to vomit up the piece of bacon. During vomiting, the muscles in the anus become tightly clenched, causing an amazing sensation for the anal giver.
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WolfbaggingTo have anal sex with a person who, prior to the deed, has swallowed a piece of raw bacon with a length of string attatched to it. One end of the string hangs out of the mouth of the anal recipient and as "the moment" approaches for the an
When engaging in anal in the doggy position the man, on the point of ejaculation, batters the woman in the kidneys as hard as possible. This results in spontaneous vomiting by the man/woman taking said beating. This results in a far tighter orgasm.
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or, if you're out of baconWhen engaging in anal in the doggy position the man, on the point of ejaculation, batters the woman in the kidneys as hard as possible. This results in spontaneous vomiting by the man/woman taking said beating. This results