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04 Jul 11
14:04
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"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Narnia business" I replied.
Please give me your feedback and if you could suggest any improvements or even areas where you think the joke is too good, I'd appreciate that very much.
"Narnia business" I replied.
Please give me your feedback and if you could suggest any improvements or even areas where you think the joke is too good, I'd appreciate that very much.
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A formidable joke inded Kenneth. I'm not sure which, but some Chit Chatters will surely come forward to lionise you...
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Witch wardrobe was it?
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Ken
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Very good.
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I will now tweet that to both of my stalkers.
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Back of the net
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If one is discovered naked in the wardrobe I always like to claim the old "I'm trying to catch the moths" trick.
The usual response is "what moths?" Whereupon you look down and exclaim "oooh, the little bástards!" |
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9/10 KM
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8.7
 Will sell at 9.1 if it proves successful at work tomorrow. |
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This is off that Lee Mack sitcom, isn't it?
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Is it really? I was told it by a 5 year old so it's entirely possible.
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Superb |
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i muppet |
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8/10 Pokermonster.
I've deducted a point because it took me a full 24 hours to get the joke. |
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Have I understood this correctly? Ken Masters has turned out to be Lee Mack's user name on here?
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alternatively you could have been looking for a lion and a witch.
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8/10 Pokermonster
I've deducted a point because I don't get it, but I've a sneaky suspicion it's very good. |
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you got it? WOOOHOOOO
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what was your wife doing round at your boyfriends house?
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Hmm
5/10 Been overdoing the Turkish Delight I reckon |
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9/10 Pokermonster.
It would have been 10/10 but I deducted a point for fraudulent vote rigging. |
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top work pokerdane.
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I have another joke in a similar vein. The original was in French, but I'll translate it for you all.
Mme Bertillon sends her husband to buy some fresh escargot for dinner from the market. On the way home he meets a mate who persuades him to stop for a quick drink. Several hours later a very píssed M. Bertillon rolls up at his front door, trips over the step and drops all the snails on the floor. Hearing the commotion his wife appears on the scene. "Where the hell have you been?" she rants. Despite his inebriated state, hubby points at their supper scattered across the lawn and shouts "come on lads, we're nearly there." |
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I agree with dml.
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A few old faces on this thread!
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Saw the thread title and assumed you had a Basil Fawlty moment (one of the funniest sitcom scenes of all time)
In any case, a cracking joke. 9/10 for me. |
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PokerDane a genuine
here and a for Ken Masters while I'm at it  |
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KM a genius and badly missed on the forum. PDs joke a corker as well.
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most talented... The comedy stage awaits
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