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Pan fried................................................ I will assume everything is fried in a pan. Tell me if you use anything other than a pan to fry.
The same goes for oven roasted
The same goes for oven roasted
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I think that's to differentiate them from the control surfaces an aeroplane uses at low speed. HTH.
The phrase Phrases that really annoy you.
It's been done on here so many times it's annoying now.
It's been done on here so many times it's annoying now.
"His position has become untenable" 
Have you ever known anybody use the word "untenable" without it being surrounded by the words "his position has become"[smiley:crazy]
Really rips my knittin' that
Have you ever known anybody use the word "untenable" without it being surrounded by the words "his position has become"[smiley:crazy]
Really rips my knittin' that
flaps on wimmin Ken, keep up
who talks about flaps on planes apart from geeks
someone says "check out those flaps" there'd better be a small amount of wirey hair round em
who talks about flaps on planes apart from geeks
someone says "check out those flaps" there'd better be a small amount of wirey hair round em
OK, so you're my co-pilot, we're coming in to land, 220 knots, 200 ft up, I say "flaps 60", notice we haven't slowed down and are about to hit the deck as a 200mph fireball and you're sat there fwapping away over a picture of Annie. Context is everything.
After a four hour presentation.... "but thank you for your time"
There’s a bloke who serves in my local Coop who mumbles quite a lot. When he gives you the receipt, he says something like: “Durm leeble marches”. I can’t work oot whether it’s something sarcastic he's saying under his breath or if he's asking me if I want a free cigar or something. It’s become something of an obsession with me to try to make out what he’s saying. It’s annoying and I feel compelled to reply in an equally incoherent non-committal way with “Darbler” whenever I’m served by the fat plank. So, yeah, for me it has to be Durm leeble marches.
boggle - Can you share the geographical area with us
Often find it easier to decipher this kind of thing if you mimic
the regional dialect it is being delivered in
Often find it easier to decipher this kind of thing if you mimic
the regional dialect it is being delivered in
A rural Kentish accent with a bit of an adenoidal inflection. I suppose I could just ask him "What was that you said there at the end?"
Think tank
Is that rhyming slang for you being a w@nker boss?
Is that rhyming slang for you being a w@nker boss?
rural kent with an adenoidal inflection[smiley:crazy]
That's me phucked then - my repertoire only extends
to the easily copied; scouse, cockernee, geordie, yorky, glaswegian
and a bit of south african when p1ssed
That's me phucked then
- my repertoire only extendsto the easily copied; scouse, cockernee, geordie, yorky, glaswegian
and a bit of south african when p1ssed
It's bigger than Ben Hur &
It's been done on here so many times it's annoying now
both excrutiating imo.
It's been done on here so many times it's annoying now
both excrutiating imo.
"You are not obliged to say anything but anything you do say......"
That, after being pulled up, for a brake light being out!
That, after being pulled up, for a brake light being out!
boggle..... you are not alone on this one!
Why is it, that the simplest transaction, is complicated
by a whole string of options such as......
"Do you want that supersizing" or
"Have you got a reward card" or
"Are you collecting vouchers for the schools" or
"Do you want any saving stamps" or
" Are you alright with your packing"
The last one really throws me, as I have been asked that,
when in the basket only, "6 items or less"
What would happen if anyone said "Yes I do need help"?
The whole place would go into meltdown!
Why is it, that the simplest transaction, is complicated
by a whole string of options such as......
"Do you want that supersizing" or
"Have you got a reward card" or
"Are you collecting vouchers for the schools" or
"Do you want any saving stamps" or
" Are you alright with your packing"
The last one really throws me, as I have been asked that,
when in the basket only, "6 items or less"
What would happen if anyone said "Yes I do need help"?
The whole place would go into meltdown!
"Do you need bags?"
No, I carry a stash of your poxy linen bags for life down my shorts.
No, I carry a stash of your poxy linen bags for life down my shorts.
Women who talk about other women often use the phrase 'Then she turned round and said'...
Is this where dizzy blondes comes from ?
Is this where dizzy blondes comes from ?
boggle 17 May 11 14:07
"There’s a bloke who serves in my local Coop who mumbles quite a lot. When he gives you the receipt, he says something like: “Durm leeble marches”. I can’t work oot whether it’s something sarcastic he's saying under his breath or if he's asking me if I want a free cigar or something. It’s become something of an obsession with me to try to make out what he’s saying. It’s annoying and I feel compelled to reply in an equally incoherent non-committal way with “Darbler” whenever I’m served by the fat plank. So, yeah,
for me it has to be Durm leeble marches."
A quite brilliant post Boggle!
"There’s a bloke who serves in my local Coop who mumbles quite a lot. When he gives you the receipt, he says something like: “Durm leeble marches”. I can’t work oot whether it’s something sarcastic he's saying under his breath or if he's asking me if I want a free cigar or something. It’s become something of an obsession with me to try to make out what he’s saying. It’s annoying and I feel compelled to reply in an equally incoherent non-committal way with “Darbler” whenever I’m served by the fat plank. So, yeah,
for me it has to be Durm leeble marches."
A quite brilliant post Boggle!
Anyone who describes themselves as "what you see is what you get". They're guaranteed to be a Grade A cnut.
Years ago we had a new manager, he says 'I work hard and I play hard'.
****.
****.
Boogle. Ref your post. In order to alieviate the boredom when taking the kids to the local 'Wacky Warehouse' years ago, I would always go to buy my sons Fruit Shoot, by quickly mumbling, 'Can i have your poo chute, please' to whichever young girl was behind the counter at the time. Giggling my way back to my seat was the only thing that kept me sane in that hell-hole.
I suspect you're antagoniser is playing a similar game.
I suspect you're antagoniser is playing a similar game.
Folk who describe themselves as 'crazy' or describe their mate as 'crazy'
What they mean is that they're boring c*nts who's craziness extends to getting drunk on a Friday night and sticking their tongue out for photos
What they mean is that they're boring c*nts who's craziness extends to getting drunk on a Friday night and sticking their tongue out for photos
posting SEED on an internet forum, because it is the in thing to say, and makes you look like you are part of the baaaaaa baaaaaaa club.
"At the end of the day..."
(unless talking specifically about something that happened toward the end of said day)
(unless talking specifically about something that happened toward the end of said day)
"Me, personally...".
and "Lulled into a false sense of security". As soon as lulled comes out you know the person will waste the next three seconds of your life.
and "Lulled into a false sense of security". As soon as lulled comes out you know the person will waste the next three seconds of your life.
My, hasn't he grown!.........No he's stunted.
Don't work harder, work smarter
APPS
Don't work harder, work smarter
APPS
If you say to someone that you don't hear, or see too well,
and they say "It's your age"!
What age is that you insulting moron?
and they say "It's your age"!
What age is that you insulting moron?
Oh, and another similar insult......
You are with someone who is clearly twenty years older and they come out with "People of our age"!
You are with someone who is clearly twenty years older and they come out with "People of our age"!
Or, you are not yet fifty, and someone says.......
" how long before you retire"?
" how long before you retire"?
people who seem to be compelled to say " do you know what I mean?" after saying almost anything... try replying no & watch them go into meltdown 
Aunty Post 19 May 11 08:42
If you say to someone that you don't hear, or see too well,
and they say "It's your age"!
What age is that you insulting moron?
Aunty Post 19 May 11 08:44
Oh, and another similar insult......
You are with someone who is clearly twenty years older and they come out with "People of our age"!
Aunty Post 19 May 11 08:46
Or, you are not yet fifty, and someone says.......
" how long before you retire"?
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Anyone get the impression Aunty looks older than her years?
If you say to someone that you don't hear, or see too well,
and they say "It's your age"!
What age is that you insulting moron?
Aunty Post 19 May 11 08:44
Oh, and another similar insult......
You are with someone who is clearly twenty years older and they come out with "People of our age"!
Aunty Post 19 May 11 08:46
Or, you are not yet fifty, and someone says.......
" how long before you retire"?
-------
Anyone get the impression Aunty looks older than her years?
She be seething if she met me then, with my boyish good looks
'I'm not racist but....'
A precursor to load of racism
I feel like saying
'I AM racist but Abdul next door? He's a fking legend!'
A precursor to load of racism
I feel like saying
'I AM racist but Abdul next door? He's a fking legend!'
I was once considered to be, even better than, "good looking"
but,unfortunately, years of aggravation and the demon booze
has wrecked all of that.
My first "insult" came when I was only in my early forties.
A client called the office to speak to me.
For some reason they couldn't recall my name (what a fantastic
impression I made even though they had my card)!
Can you describe him says the office!
"He was a grey haired, elderly gentleman" was the reply!
but,unfortunately, years of aggravation and the demon booze
has wrecked all of that.
My first "insult" came when I was only in my early forties.
A client called the office to speak to me.
For some reason they couldn't recall my name (what a fantastic
impression I made even though they had my card)!
Can you describe him says the office!
"He was a grey haired, elderly gentleman" was the reply!
How about this one?
I tell someone that I am going to get my hair cut
and they say "which one"?
I tell someone that I am going to get my hair cut
and they say "which one"?
And once it's done AP..... "Have you had your ears lowered?".
Groan.
Groan.
"I've got a lot of time for" patronising, conceited, arrogant
Interesting seeing this revived from almost nine years ago!
Haven't seen Aunty Post for a while... He/she was always a decent contributor...imo
Also rogerthebutler, not seen much of since the 2012 Olympics...
More recent phrases that are overused, such as...."moving/going forward".."how does that sit with you"...
....and the most recent for me..."on point"!
Haven't seen Aunty Post for a while... He/she was always a decent contributor...imo
Also rogerthebutler, not seen much of since the 2012 Olympics...
More recent phrases that are overused, such as...."moving/going forward".."how does that sit with you"...
....and the most recent for me..."on point"!
I've posted this one on previous threads but one thing I can't understand (and never use myself) is when someone has a baby. "What did they have?" is a frequent question to which the reply is almost always "a little boy/girl" … of course it's little, it's a new born baby!
OK, in all honesty it doesn't really annoy me, but why do many of feel the need to state the bleeding obvious?
OK, in all honesty it doesn't really annoy me, but why do many of feel the need to state the bleeding obvious?
Racing commentators saying "Your favourite is... (whichever horse is at the head of the market)". No, it might be the market's favourite but not necessarily mine...!!!
get brexit done
virtue signalling
people that use the word like for no reason at all like.
virtue signalling
people that use the word like for no reason at all like.
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