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Pan fried................................................ I will assume everything is fried in a pan. Tell me if you use anything other than a pan to fry.
The same goes for oven roasted
The same goes for oven roasted
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p1ssflaps
flaps have p1ss on them obviously |
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I think that's to differentiate them from the control surfaces an aeroplane uses at low speed. HTH.
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The phrase Phrases that really annoy you.
It's been done on here so many times it's annoying now. |
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"His position has become untenable"
 Have you ever known anybody use the word "untenable" without it being surrounded by the words "his position has become"[smiley:crazy] Really rips my knittin' that  |
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flaps on wimmin Ken, keep up
who talks about flaps on planes apart from geeks someone says "check out those flaps" there'd better be a small amount of wirey hair round em |
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OK, so you're my co-pilot, we're coming in to land, 220 knots, 200 ft up, I say "flaps 60", notice we haven't slowed down and are about to hit the deck as a 200mph fireball and you're sat there fwapping away over a picture of Annie. Context is everything.
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Get a grip Ken
You'll never be a pilot |
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"I'm sorry but it's been declined"
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After a four hour presentation.... "but thank you for your time"
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tolerant muslims
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We were only in the tapas bar
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No...your not going in there.
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Shaven Haven
Disgusting talk of naked front bums |
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Lady garden.It's a cnut for fack sake!
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There’s a bloke who serves in my local Coop who mumbles quite a lot. When he gives you the receipt, he says something like: “Durm leeble marches”. I can’t work oot whether it’s something sarcastic he's saying under his breath or if he's asking me if I want a free cigar or something. It’s become something of an obsession with me to try to make out what he’s saying. It’s annoying and I feel compelled to reply in an equally incoherent non-committal way with “Darbler” whenever I’m served by the fat plank. So, yeah, for me it has to be Durm leeble marches.
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boggle - Can you share the geographical area with us
 Often find it easier to decipher this kind of thing if you mimic the regional dialect it is being delivered in  |
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A rural Kentish accent with a bit of an adenoidal inflection. I suppose I could just ask him "What was that you said there at the end?"
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Think tank
Is that rhyming slang for you being a w@nker boss? |
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rural kent with an adenoidal inflection[smiley:crazy]
That's me phucked then - my repertoire only extendsto the easily copied; scouse, cockernee, geordie, yorky, glaswegian and a bit of south african when p1ssed  |
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It's bigger than Ben Hur &
It's been done on here so many times it's annoying now both excrutiating imo. |
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"You are not obliged to say anything but anything you do say......"
That, after being pulled up, for a brake light being out! |
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boggle..... you are not alone on this one!
Why is it, that the simplest transaction, is complicated by a whole string of options such as...... "Do you want that supersizing" or "Have you got a reward card" or "Are you collecting vouchers for the schools" or "Do you want any saving stamps" or " Are you alright with your packing" The last one really throws me, as I have been asked that, when in the basket only, "6 items or less" What would happen if anyone said "Yes I do need help"? The whole place would go into meltdown! |
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"Do you need bags?"
No, I carry a stash of your poxy linen bags for life down my shorts. |
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Not many. To be honest.
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Women who talk about other women often use the phrase 'Then she turned round and said'...
Is this where dizzy blondes comes from ?  |
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boggle 17 May 11 14:07
"There’s a bloke who serves in my local Coop who mumbles quite a lot. When he gives you the receipt, he says something like: “Durm leeble marches”. I can’t work oot whether it’s something sarcastic he's saying under his breath or if he's asking me if I want a free cigar or something. It’s become something of an obsession with me to try to make out what he’s saying. It’s annoying and I feel compelled to reply in an equally incoherent non-committal way with “Darbler” whenever I’m served by the fat plank. So, yeah, for me it has to be Durm leeble marches." A quite brilliant post Boggle! |
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Anyone who describes themselves as "what you see is what you get". They're guaranteed to be a Grade A cnut.
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Betfair community classic
New community |
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Years ago we had a new manager, he says 'I work hard and I play hard'.
****. |
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Boogle. Ref your post. In order to alieviate the boredom when taking the kids to the local 'Wacky Warehouse' years ago, I would always go to buy my sons Fruit Shoot, by quickly mumbling, 'Can i have your poo chute, please' to whichever young girl was behind the counter at the time. Giggling my way back to my seat was the only thing that kept me sane in that hell-hole.
I suspect you're antagoniser is playing a similar game. |
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You're = your.
FFS |
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Folk who describe themselves as 'crazy' or describe their mate as 'crazy'
What they mean is that they're boring c*nts who's craziness extends to getting drunk on a Friday night and sticking their tongue out for photos |
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" Cheap at half the price "
NAP ! |
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posting SEED on an internet forum, because it is the in thing to say, and makes you look like you are part of the baaaaaa baaaaaaa club.
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SEED
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friendly fire.
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"Baaaa Baaaaaaaa" for me.
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"Not getting any younger"
no sh it |
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It's a game of two halves
I'll give it 200% effort |