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Oh no!! not another Villa fan
04 Mar 11 18:56
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I did, it was her best mate, i even called out her name i got so much into it, managed to cover it up though.
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Report Roquebrune March 4, 2011 7:11 PM GMT
When I'm with my knock-off,I imagine she's my wife.That way its not like cheating Cool
Report HRH The Lager Khan March 4, 2011 7:12 PM GMT
Not another womans name, but leading up to the vinegar stroke, I have recited the commentary to the winning goal of the 1982 European Cup Final.
Report Oh no!! not another Villa fan March 4, 2011 7:16 PM GMT
Shaw, Williams, prepared to venture down the left. There's a good ball in for Tony Morley. Oh, it must be and it is! It's Peter Withe.

Enough to make any person orgasm
Report BonVivvy March 4, 2011 7:18 PM GMT
Surely the question should be have you ever "NOT" thought about another bird while doing the mrs?
Report Zola's Back Heel March 4, 2011 7:31 PM GMT
for a while i couldn't stop thinking of Slavitza Jovan. moody but very athletic. let herself go a bit though at the end.
Report Psychic Mutley March 4, 2011 7:41 PM GMT
Why would I want to imagine someone else nailing my wife? If anything that would be a total turn-off.
Report Roquebrune March 4, 2011 7:43 PM GMT
Errr,PM I think you've got this wrong?
Report David Fishwick Minibus Sales March 4, 2011 7:47 PM GMT
it's okay PM...i think there was a fair queue of chit chatters 'imagining' when the buttgate pictures of your wife appeared on here.
Report David Fishwick Minibus Sales March 4, 2011 7:48 PM GMT
ps. in answer to the original question...i've tried to imagine it wasnt me
Report Psychic Mutley March 4, 2011 7:52 PM GMT
I wonder if anyone has ever nailed their wife and thought about nailing their best mate's wife instead, whilst at the same time, the wife being nailed is thinking about getting nailed by her husband's best mate.

You get the idea I'm sure.
Report David Fishwick Minibus Sales March 4, 2011 7:54 PM GMT
i do.


someone is nailing your wife but you're not imagining it?
Report Roquebrune March 4, 2011 7:57 PM GMT
More nailing here than a carpenters bag Shocked
Report rickie March 4, 2011 7:58 PM GMT
We have a nice arrangement, Im Lisbeth Salander and shes Mikael Blomqvist, I still do the pumping though, no strap on action involved Blush
Report flushgordon March 4, 2011 8:03 PM GMT
her mate is caster semenya,how did you manage to pull that off?
Report David Fishwick Minibus Sales March 4, 2011 8:04 PM GMT
flushgordon     04 Mar 11 20:03 
her mate is caster semenya,how did you manage to pull that off?



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Report acey deucy March 4, 2011 8:21 PM GMT
Never,but i do think of Cricket if i want to last longer than my usual 3 minutes.
Report doantwin2easy March 4, 2011 8:24 PM GMT
me too... i imagine batting for the other side. puts me right off for a bit
Report acey deucy March 4, 2011 8:26 PM GMT
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Report i_agree_with_nick May 19, 2018 11:56 AM BST
I wonder if anyone has ever nailed their wife and thought about nailing their best mate's wife instead, whilst at the same time, the wife being nailed is thinking about getting nailed by her husband's best mate.


Reminds me of Tales of the Unexpected - 'The Great Switcheroo'
Report ericster May 19, 2018 12:08 PM BST
Pretending is the only way I'd ever have sex with mine now. If I could ever rise to the occasion.
Report flushgordon1 May 19, 2018 12:13 PM BST
Ah that was long time ago ,pre 1st ban.
Report SontaranStratagem May 19, 2018 12:22 PM BST
I think every man has, the wife/long term girlfriend lose the magic with time and its probably the same for the woman

I've always had a thing for Gloria De Piero (labour mp) Laugh
Report ericster May 19, 2018 12:28 PM BST

May 19, 2018 -- 12:22PM, SontaranStratagem wrote:


I think every man has, the wife/long term girlfriend lose the magic with time and its probably the same for the womanI've always had a thing for Gloria De Piero (labour mp)


I don't think, generally speaking of course, that women really care about it tbh.
It's just a honey-trap and a route to motherhood.

Report SontaranStratagem May 19, 2018 12:30 PM BST
True

I asked a woman this a few years back and she just smiled and said it wouldn't bother her, claiming somewhere a man is thinking of her when it gets to the business end Laugh
Report ericster May 19, 2018 12:32 PM BST
I read an article once, one of those " lonely housewife " deals and of them said, " when the light goes off I'm whoever you want me to be." Job done eh?
Report SontaranStratagem May 19, 2018 12:41 PM BST
Exactly
Report Platini May 19, 2018 1:08 PM BST
every time (even when I'm with some of the hotter varieties of the lady species)


otherwise I'd never get over the line Laugh
Report Just Checking May 19, 2018 1:11 PM BST
Nope, always faithful and always thinking about myself  WinkBlush
Report ericster May 19, 2018 1:12 PM BST
Lol JC.
Report annie. May 19, 2018 2:07 PM BST
Laugh Just Checking
Report terry mccann May 19, 2018 3:06 PM BST
Sounds about right
Report bigmo May 19, 2018 6:12 PM BST
No never.
Report ufcdan May 19, 2018 8:48 PM BST
Susan Boyle helps me go a bit further Shocked
No seriously it's disgusting thinking of someone else, does her sister count ?
Report dunlaying May 19, 2018 8:58 PM BST
Platini - "hotter varieties " = under £40 per hour
Report Platini May 19, 2018 9:35 PM BST
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