i used to shoplift at harrods

Keep taking the medication you weirdo


another thread of the year

you can't knock a true story stretch,that would be madness

ttt

More pretentious or less...?

i'll stick by tad,it would be rude not too

I always though you were a s **** bag dreg of society abitofinterest

'to' yfsc

They all seem to be gay in Selfridges...is it compulsory...?

well said crags a bitoofinterest scabby shoplifter C

had a spare o crags,be rude not too use it

^^ you have a few screws loose thats for sure you  oddball weirdo freak

[:(]

Stretch...are you stalking Bito...?

i thought i would return the favour leopard i'm sick of his stalking and anide comments with the silly faces tbh anything you can do and all that

*^^snide

Bito just likes a bit of a laugh....eh...Bito...?

It's not even funny Leopard i've asked him nicely to pack it in stalking me but hes being a prize C

I wouldn't take it too seriously.....just banter....surely...[;)]

ok thanks Leopard

Easiest thing to shoplift are daily newspapers i hardley ever pay for news papers has to be don in a supermarket or another well known chain of shops i wont say the name in case any one reading this works their...heres how its done,choose said newspaper or papers wander round supermarket as if your browsing then just casually walk out with them.,or do your shoping,when at said till tuck papers under arm and pay for your other shoping works a treat never been caught been doing this for 3 yrs now works for magazines as well.[;)]

^^you should be very proud of yourself

what a fuukin nation.

the birds the word...........

good thread

poor old stretch

Five years for shoplifting seems a bit steep, even at Harrods' prices.

I wonder if he keeps the stolen papers??

Stretch desperate to get Bito to bite alas to no avail

great to see manxy back

bitto handy with slipping fingers

is squirrel nuts?

A friend of mine was recently made redundant and turned to shoplifting.

It's my fault. I told hik that he should look on it as an opportunity to take stock.

Different gravy

Most recent sighing of Armstrong..

Ouch that's gotta hurt Stretch