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01 Jan 11
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A MAN was recovering last night after he cut off his testicles and hurled them into a park.
The 22-year-old, from Chesterfield, Derbyshire, is believed to have carried out the DIY castration in a bid to change sex. He waited nearly 24 hours before going to hospital. On arriving at accident and emergency, he told staff he had felt “a lot less pain” than he expected.
He was given stitches and offered psychiatric help.
Source. Sunday Mercury
The 22-year-old, from Chesterfield, Derbyshire, is believed to have carried out the DIY castration in a bid to change sex. He waited nearly 24 hours before going to hospital. On arriving at accident and emergency, he told staff he had felt “a lot less pain” than he expected.
He was given stitches and offered psychiatric help.
Source. Sunday Mercury
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Time to take a forum head count to see who is missing.
He's dropped a bollock there.This is my local park and none of my friends will be walking there dog in it any more.
golfnut, they are East Midlands. Definitely NOT northerners. In fact you could say southerners!
Sunset, which park is it? I am familiar with Chesterfield
Bound to be a thread soon
'....was walking in a park - when suddenly hit on the head by....'
'....was walking in a park - when suddenly hit on the head by....'
worth a try.
Yes I do know that one, just near to PC World retail park.
This is actually a lot more common than people might think. Remember seeing a program on tv about it.Most doctors wont do it, so it's mostly DIY.
Pretty close to KFC too. Lucky he didn't throw them in there.
I remember seeing some vets programme on tv years ago where they castrated a poor Jack Russell terrier. I felt sick watching that & this is having teh same effect on me!
There was a programme on C4 a couple of years back showing a bloke having a sex change. That nutter German (Austrian, whatever) in the daft hat did it. Not pleasant viewing!
He would have had a right result if there was a woman in the park slicing off her breasts at the same time.
Loving the 'hurled them into a park' line.
Not for him, cutting off his b0110cks and sobbing in agony in his home as he seeks to stem the blood flow.
No, he's off out for a stroll. And he isn't flushing them down the bog or sticking them in a bin. No, he's like Fatima Fecking Whitbread (not in that way) and hurling them over the railings and into the boating lake in a top class symbolic gesture.
Bravo, old chap, or old dear, if you like
Not for him, cutting off his b0110cks and sobbing in agony in his home as he seeks to stem the blood flow.
No, he's off out for a stroll. And he isn't flushing them down the bog or sticking them in a bin. No, he's like Fatima Fecking Whitbread (not in that way) and hurling them over the railings and into the boating lake in a top class symbolic gesture.
Bravo, old chap, or old dear, if you like
C4 programme?
Gok Wan hosts "How to look good naked without yer' bollocks"
Gok Wan hosts "How to look good naked without yer' bollocks"
Bravo? Kids go there to feed the ducks
Who hasn't been hit on the head by a pair of flying, unattached balls at some point in their life?
Toughens you up imo
Who hasn't been hit on the head by a pair of flying, unattached balls at some point in their life?
Toughens you up imo
I guess on the positive side he wasn't that far from the hospital
there was no thread about me doing my bollocks on the football two months ago.
And even if they can't be reattached, he can fashion an amusing desk toy out of them. Win/win situation for the lad imo.
I'd heard that B & Q were expanding there 'cut to suit' section.
If they get a John Wayne Bobbit effort in Chesterfield anytime soon the park will be well on their way to a cutback busting, free of charge, new croquet set.
I found them and thought it was a wrens nest with 2 in
nothing new. google "BME pain olympics". Not for the squeamish btw
If I was going for a sex change, I'd definitely start with growing the boobies.
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