Chit Chat National Crime Survey

dont go to newham

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcSYQQleFIc&feature=related

Some on here will insist you change your criteria from 10 years to 10 minutes.

OK I'll start the ball rolling.

Brixton.
Mugged: 0
Burgled: 0
Menaced by a hoodie: 0
Offered drugs: 3,649

Please post the name of your 'hood and the number of times you have been mugged, burgled, menaced by a hoodie or offered drugs in the last 10 years.

Mugged -
Burgled last 10 years - - attempted - failed.
(Was burgled in 1970 and 1985 though)
Menaced -  
Offered drugs - Never.

Never been mugged, I got burgled when I lived in Beckenham near the train station. Never been menaced by a hoodie or the like personally.

Um

You forgot to post your location mr. winkle, that's the whole point of the survey.

It might be more productive if you asked the regulars how many times they had gone mugging, burgling, menacing or offering drugs in the past 10 years.

Railton Road used to get a bit of weed there years ago.

I used to live in Newham until 2005.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcSYQQleFIc&feature=related

EAST LONDON GANGS ^^^^^^

Nobody looked at this yet, or looked but didn't comment.

Mr Winkles burglars voice has gone up an octave (NB)

He didn't say much - I'll grant you that.

And being sensible, he never went to the police either.

That link appears to have silenced a few people.

Hood - The beautiful Peak District
Mugged: 0
Burgled: 0
Menaced by a hoodie: 0
Offered drugs: 0
See an ethnic: Very very rarely

the lefties won't like that [smiley:crazy]

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Hood - SE26 London
Mugged: 0
Burgled: 0
Menaced by a hoodie: 0
Offered drugs: 1

Hood - Ceredigion
Mugged: 0
Burgled: 0
Menaced by a hoodie: 0
Offered drugs: 0
See an ethnic: only on TV

im sending you to thamesmead miss p,its another world from canary wharf but it aint that far

Hood - West Norfolk
Mugged: 0 - (neither has anybody else in this village)
Burgled: 0  - (there was one in 2003 or 2004)
Menaced by a hoodie: 0  - (if a hoodie gets spotted here, he's lost or suicidal - farmers have guns)
Offered drugs: 0 (neither has anybody else in this village)

Hood - Suffolk (4 years)
Mugged: 0
Burgled: 0 
Menaced by a hoodie: 0 
Offered drugs: 0

A vast difference from when I lived in London

Hood - Beckenham
Mugged: 0
Burgled: 1 
Menaced by a hoodie: numerous
Offered drugs: numerous

Hood - West Ealing
Mugged: 1 (and stabbed - 28 stitches)
Burgled: 3 
Menaced by a hoodie: numerous 
Offered drugs: numerous

Hood - Stoke on The Trent
Mugged: 0
Burgled: 0
Menaced by a hoodie: 0
Offered drugs: 0
See an ethnic: Every night - unless she's gone to bloody Zumba

Hood - St Albans
Mugged: Every time I walk into John Lewis
Burgled: Let a mormon in once and felt completely violated
Menaced by a hoodie: what's a hoodie?
Offered drugs: viagra and morphine whilst passing the local U3A
See an ethnic: there's a few on strictly

I have not been ill in the last 10 years, neither have I died.

Hood - South London
Mugged - It's still zero.
Burgled - Not in the last ten years.
Menaced by a hoodie - Never.
Offered drugs - Outside Brixton tube station about three weeks ago, I declined.

Ceredigion.
Probably the lowest crime-rate in the UK.
Nil, nought, never, zilch and none - and no immigrants other than Hong-Kong and Bangladeshi businessmen and Polish carers.

Hood - Warwickshire
Mugged: 0
Burgled: 0 
Menaced by a hoodie: 0 
Offered drugs: Outside pub, pre The Specials gig @ Brixton Academy. The police station is around the corner.

Approached by prostitutes = London, Cardiff, Birmingham, Glasgow, Coventry, overseas, and once during a darts away match, against a village team

Approached by homosexuals: Twice. First time during a darts away match in town (there's a theme developing). Second time whilst waiting for the bus in Piccadilly after a Rod Stewart concert @ Royal Albert Hall - shudder. There's a 20 year gap between the two.

Hood - Kent / S London
Mugged: Every time I buy something from companies making millions if not billions
Burgled: not since the neighbours fostered a teenager over 20 years ago
Menaced by a hoodie: Never ...... I menaced and humiliated one once though
I felt I'd done enough when the ice-cream flopped from his cone onto the pavement.
Offered drugs: by various doctors ... a bit like Woolworths in past times, I pick and choose
See an ethnic: everyday

Hood: Plympton (Easterly suburb of Plymouth, non native) 
Mugged: Nah
Burgled: Unthinkable   
Menaced by a hoodie: What? We hug 'em around here apparently   
Offered drugs: Mostly and daily, nothing shifty though and a great deal less than when I lived in Penzance.