Jewish women have hairy vaginas

Condom?

No condom.

The penis goes into the vagina but they put it through a hole in the plastic bag so the outer skin does not touch her. only the penis can come into contact with the women.

When Jokers Attack - 22 Oct 10 20:21   
the men have sex by putting their penis into the vagina as we all do,
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oh so nice to see such an innocent boy

What did they do before plastics were invented

Surely if it was shaved regularly it would grow back thicker,stronger and longer like a beard

When Jokers Attack - 22 Oct 10 20:21   
the men have sex by putting their penis into the vagina as we all do,
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oh so nice to see such an innocent boy

Teapot and woo woo 'ere

stretch suddenly realises there was a problem with his last date

Also the men have sex by putting their penis into the vagina as we all do, but they do it through a plastic bag so their skin does not touch the womens flesh.



NOT TRUE

It was like a forest i'm telling ya

Nilsson - do you have a tip for us ?

Huge generalisation by WJA.Certain orthodox sects of Judaism do indeed "do it through a hole in the blanket"though, in the one week of "cleanliness" Though i dont doubt they let their beavers grow as well,which is pretty gross in this day and age for any religion in all fairness

Bon Vivvy. Why is it 'gross' to allow one's pubic hair to grow? I suppose you feel the same about armpits.
Are these not just localised fads of fashion? I would have hoped that males would be above having some 'celebrity' telling us what we should do or wear.
Certainly the trend with Jewish ladies would seem to prefer the hursuit model!

The man also throws a handerchilef to the woman when wanting a shagg. If she chucks it back, she dont want it. FACTOID

and this really is the unltra ultra religous tho

Isn't their a market in celeb pubic topiary now...honestly

*there

there there

Wouldn't pubic topiary be entirely dependant upon having a hairy nether region? You can hardly start with a bald 'un!

quite sure they've got designer wigs

i personally prefer a woolly crotch.

No muff is too tuff

All women have hairy vaginas afaik and the hair only grows to a short length so this 3 inches business is obviously waffle.Does men's pubic hair just kep growing then, I've never seen a man cutting it is this a secret you all share?

I can smell Diesel

They use hair straighteners on them in some cases

Is this the insane thread?  I've been given misleading directions all night.

Yes you've come to the wrong place

I usually do.  Now for the bloodshed.  Never did understand the "cleansing properties of blood".

OMG !!!! This thread has taken a turn for the worse !!

Lie still scissors - I need to cut something really delicate out of you...  Here we go....

do you need any scissors ?

Nope.  Oh, sorry - it probably wasn't essential anyway.  Remember - if all else fails, play dead.

I like em hairier than a ragmans overcoat.....maybe judaism is for me then

Its funny but over the last year I've taken to trimming my c0ck hair. It never occured to me until this girl I was with last year asked me "wtf I was doing with a bush" I didn't realise I was out of step with the new pube rules.

Toop Toop Are you shaving your armpits aswell?

nah, fook that - just the bush.

always reminds me of that Curb Your Enthusiasm episode 
WJA could be Larry David

surely most brit birds have been shaving for at least the last 10/15 yrs? used to be rare but has been the norm for ages.I'd be pretty shocked if i met a bird who was totally unkempt.At the very minimum one expects a neat trimmed bush and as a rule a shaven haven.

I like a biff to be hairy.

Always looks good on obese women, hair from belly button right round to hairy arse crack.

All sweaty and matted with blood sperm and sh1t ohhhhhhhhhhhh yes.

be like shaggin a grizzly bear ,but with a bigger schnozzle.

Leviticus 28 v 9 "When a man wishes to have knowledge of a woman he must be brought to the priest. 10 The priest is to examine him, and if he has a semi he must deliver unto him a plastic bag, so that the man's todger may not know his wife's uncleanness, and that she may hide the hairiness of her biffer."

Got any photos ?

flushgordon     Joined: 09 Mar 08
Replies: 3928 23 Oct 10 11:26 
be like shaggin a grizzly bear ,but with a bigger schnozzle.



That is very very sad if that's the best you can come up with

what if they're brazilian jews?

then they can take bendy freekicks with the outisde of the foot imo

Does it have to be a Tesco's bag ?

... can it be a German supermarket bag ?

whatever tickles your fancy

cats got a lidl one.

^ clever

first thing

i cant beleive betfair police are letting this thread stand

second thing

pu-bic hair is short & curley

if it was long and straight it would poke your eyes out

my pubes come up to my neck

Nice tie you've got on there

Some might consider it a little worrying that adult males are suddenly showing such interest in the 'pre-pubescent look'.

I don't need to shave my pubes to make my knob look longer.

I'm unlucky at betting though.

^
www.specsavers.co.uk/

what's a vagina?

tia

one of my favorite positions is the Pot Scrubber, you need a tub full of mirky water (think dishwater) and a well furred (lots of wirey and curly dark hair preferred) lady, soap her up and get her to scrub your dirty, dirty, dirty parts with her soapy lady sponge.
the odd thing about this one is that you end up feeling much dirtier AFTER your scrubbing.

^^^^^ strange thing to think about so early in the morning.

do they have extra small vaginas,as ive heard they are tight cnuts them lot

It must irk you that all the anti-semitism that has been sung at The Boleyn for years now has to be done in hushed tones what with the arrival of David Goldbergsteincohen.

should this come under the 'racist thread' durisdiction?

'jurisdiction'

It's a shame that the Green Party are trying to abolish plastic bags.
What shall we do then ?

Anyway,the 'vagina' is in inside bit.The parts where the hair is found is  known as the 'pubes',or 'pubis',ffs.

do they comb it in a centre parting or put it in curlers at childbirth?

bet they're all tight c*nts

ricket to the face

Its one thing to write something that's so pathetic
Its another to copy it off someone that wrote it 5 hours earlier [:x]

@ HHSV

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bet they're all tight c*nts

^^^^^^ 3 DAYS AND 5 POSTS TOO LATE.