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21 Aug 10
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I was asked to sign a card for a colleague who has been in her job for 10 years. I wrote "It cannot be done!" No idea if anyone knew what I meant.
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I often use "has this ever happened before" in converstion 
When you first use a new pen, you write 'Test' rather than your name or abcde.
You start to misspeel perfectly straightforward words like "splaff."
I was in Callander last Saturday, and saw 'The Crags Hotel'. I immediately thought of him, and that's just not right. Ps where is he? If you're reading, Hiya Crags!
when you climax and exclaim "marvellous stuff sparky"
You respond to anyone b!tching about something with a throwaway "shoot him/her/them in the face"
Someone says something funny and instead of laughing you say LOL.
You can answer what happened to white dog poo, and explain the word 'gubbed'.
when you climax and exclaim "marvellous stuff sparky"
I've DEFINITELY been here too long
I've DEFINITELY been here too long
when you say "man lands on moon"
" moon lands on elvis"
etc etc
" moon lands on elvis"
etc etc
when theres a topic you couldnt give a fk about so say 'salt and vinegar'
describing bosses latest idea as "just fruitcake plan"
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You're out for a meal with friends, and the conversation has died, and you say 'refresh'.
Thst my favourite ever musical. And no, I am not a gayer
A fit, slightly drunk girl comes up to you in a bar and you suggest she gives you the keys to her HGV in case she is tempted to drive it later.
everything is thinly veiled and the only chat up line you got is can i smash your back doors in
You point out a nice young lady and describe her as a FULL BANK JOB
when someone or something is finished, you always say "is finnish" e.g Joe Hart is Finnish
when it looks like a goal is just about to be scored you scream out in the pub "Brace for impact"
if a goal goes in, you scream out in the pub "BOOM"
when someone does something stupid, you just say "head in hands man"
when it looks like a goal is just about to be scored you scream out in the pub "Brace for impact"
if a goal goes in, you scream out in the pub "BOOM"
when someone does something stupid, you just say "head in hands man"
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