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21 Aug 10
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I was asked to sign a card for a colleague who has been in her job for 10 years. I wrote "It cannot be done!" No idea if anyone knew what I meant.
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I often use "has this ever happened before" in converstion
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When you first use a new pen, you write 'Test' rather than your name or abcde.
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Very good VQ!
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You start to misspeel perfectly straightforward words like "splaff."
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I was in Callander last Saturday, and saw 'The Crags Hotel'. I immediately thought of him, and that's just not right. Ps where is he? If you're reading, Hiya Crags!
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Ah, there he is!
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when you climax and exclaim "marvellous stuff sparky"
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Hi Fab
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Evil genius! Ha!
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50% right......... imo
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You respond to anyone b!tching about something with a throwaway "shoot him/her/them in the face"
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^^^****.F.
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Someone says something funny and instead of laughing you say LOL.
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You can answer what happened to white dog poo, and explain the word 'gubbed'.
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when you climax and exclaim "marvellous stuff sparky"
I've DEFINITELY been here too long |
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when you say "man lands on moon"
" moon lands on elvis" etc etc |
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when you spell hamster, with a p.
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Test
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good sign ^^^ |
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when theres a topic you couldnt give a fk about so say 'salt and vinegar'
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describing bosses latest idea as "just fruitcake plan"
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you finally believe that annie IS a woman!
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[img]http://talkingwithtami.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/annie07.jpg[img]
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You're out for a meal with friends, and the conversation has died, and you say 'refresh'.
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Well, that pic should be uncontroversial
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Thst my favourite ever musical. And no, I am not a gayer
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A fit, slightly drunk girl comes up to you in a bar and you suggest she gives you the keys to her HGV in case she is tempted to drive it later.
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http://i37.tinypic.com/22x9px.jpg
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I know her ^ :^0
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everything is thinly veiled and the only chat up line you got is can i smash your back doors in
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nice won
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You point out a nice young lady and describe her as a FULL BANK JOB
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You invite a refugee to come and live with you.
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