What's your favourite maxim?

The one with the Kylie photoshoot

nice won

EGG's in cracking form today

A bird in the hand is worth two bird's bushes.

something like that anyway.

o Park, for me.

"I can't afford anything that's free"

Hiram, for me

empty vessels make the loudest noise

it's not over till fatso sings

there's many a slip between cup and lip.

Don't troll The Leopard

""When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea." - Eric Cantona.

Innit.

"Never be without a Beano."

Gorky

It will give the grammar police a problem but I've always thought 'make sure your head's where your feet's at' is a decent life plan.

Nice one Kit-Kat-Dan.

From the same yard:

"Didn't hear the train last night doesn't mean it didn't go."

a man with holes in his shoes is better off than a man with no shoes at all

Don't get mad, get even.

When in doubt leave it out.

Pomposity is when you always think your right....arrogance is when you know.

Never Give a Sucker an Even Break

"A Good Heart possesses A Kingdom".

One from my grandad: If you want to push sh!t uphill, buy a wheelbarrow.

Cantona and Ginola polishing their World Cup Winner's medals right now.

Cantona and Ginola polishing their World Cup Winner's medals right now.

Thread popular! Above to brockville.

“Don’t repeat yourself. It’s not only repetitive, it’s redundant, and people have heard it before.”


― Lemony Snicket

How are the house sales going? Triple ouch, BB.

Look after your brush.